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Description "Bob, I brought home pizza!" I set down the magazine I had been reading, Rolling Stone, on the glass coffee table and climbed off of the worn-out leather couch.  Despite Mikey's almost daily complaints about it, neither of us could handle getting rid of it.  It was the first piece of furniture we had bought as a couple, and it just held so many memories for us.

"Hey there, babe." I mumbled, attempting to avoid the large pizza box while leaning in to kiss him.

A small smirk covered his face as I pulled away.  "Aww, you beat me to the punch." I grabbed the pizza box from him and brought it to our small dining room; we hadn't felt the need to get an apartment with a large one when it was just us two.

"What did I beat you to?" I asked, setting it down on the equally small, wooden table.  I quietly gathered plates and sat down, waiting for Mikey to pull off his coat and get more comfortable.  Even though we were an unconventional couple, we enjoyed more traditional environments.  We felt that so many families were breaking apart due to technology, so whenever Mikey got off from work, we would sit down at the dinner table, eat, and talk about our days.  It was a simple gesture, but we both felt there was a more intimate connection this way.

"Well, I was going to say, 'I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.' but you just had to go and greet me first, didn't you?" he called from the other room, I'm not sure which one, causing me to stop in the middle of my movement, which was filling his plate with a slice of pepperoni.  

"Michael Way, did you just use a pick up line on me?" I asked, trying not to laugh.

Suddenly, I felt hands resting on my shoulders, and his breath against my ear.  "It was how we met, was it not?" he whispered, causing chills down my spine.  He seemed like such a subtle, shy man.  It was honestly astonishing how bold he was.  

Mikey sat down across the table from me and gave a wink.  "Shall we?"
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Four Years Ago
I stared at my almost empty glass of bourbon, debating on whether I wanted to keep drowning my sorrows or not.  I gently lifted up the glass and threw back my head, downing the rest of the liquid; fuck my sorrows.

I firmly set back down the glass and waved for the bar-tender to give me another one.  He in return gave me a questioning look, but shrugged.  

"Whiskey, please." A lanky man called, taking the seat beside me.  The bartender set both of our drinks in front of us before leaving for the other side of the bar.

"Do you have a map?  I just keep getting lost in your eyes." I almost spat out my drink as I looked over at the man who had decided to sit next to me, a confused and surprised expression upon my face.  His was completely calm as he drank his, almost as if he had never said anything at all.  I almost decided to say nothing, in case I had heard him wrong, but I decided I should.

"Um, excuse me?" I asked cautiously, just in case I was wrong.  He didn't seem like that type.

The stranger set down his drink, a grin forming on his face.  He did have a rather nice smile, I had to admit, but I quickly pushed that thought to the side; I couldn't think that about some guy who had just used a pick up line on me.  Especially since Ray and I had just broken up.  Damn Ray.  "I'm Mikey Way.  Nice to meet you," the grin never faltered as he held out a hand for me to shake.

"Did…did you just use a pick up line on me?" I didn't even know that people still used those, to be honest.

The man named Mikey nodded as if this was a natural thing to do.  "I did indeed, person I have yet to learn the name of." He moved his hand slightly, inviting me to shake it.  Unwillingly I did.

"Bob Bryar." Why would I even have been chosen?  Why not one of the dancers out there?  They seemed like the perfect candidates, not me.  "Why?"

"Ah, well, pick up lines are the best conversation starters." Mikey took a large swig of his whiskey.  I had forgotten that I had my own drink.

"No, why did you choose me?" I asked, still unbelieving of this kid.  He looked rather young to be in the bar to begin with, but it was probably just because he had a youthful face.  He seemed more like a kid brother than a man.

"You obviously just got dumped, so I thought maybe it'd cheer you up some." The grin was playing on his lips again, and I couldn't help but watch.  It really made him appear youthful, something which was oddly attractive.

"Yeah, I guess it did."  He was right.  I had forgotten about my sorrows.  We continued to talk the rest of the night, exchanged numbers, that whole deal.
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"Why did you decide to talk to me that night, anyways?" I asked suddenly, finished off my second slice of pizza.

"If I remember correctly, you looked like you needed somebody to talk to, so I did." Mikey commented, wiping his mouth off with a napkin.

Just like then, his answer seemed a little off, but he had kept to the story, so it had to be.

I picked up the plates and brought them over to the sink to wash them while Mikey put away the leftovers.  As I was drying off my hands on the towel, he appeared out of nowhere and shoved me up against a wall.

"I also had a major thing for beards.  Still do." A lazy smile appeared on his face before he fiercely pressed his lips against mine.  I made a personal note to never shave my beard.  Ever.
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Comments: 67

Mizz-Sierra In reply to ??? [2012-01-31 03:15:39 +0000 UTC]

Well thank ya! ^^

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Charmwing [2011-03-19 21:00:02 +0000 UTC]

I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IN THE WORLD A "BIKEY" WAS UNTIL YOU POSTED THIS. NOW I FEEL STUPID.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-19 21:03:10 +0000 UTC]

LOL. No worries....I actually came up with the name for them, and everyone's just kinda took it from there....XD

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 02:15:21 +0000 UTC]

It's actually really clever. XD I kept thinking "Is she talking about a bike, whaat?" and then this came and I was like "... oh."
But this is really adorable... I would never have thought of shipping Bob & Mikey but I was hysterical during the flashback... XD

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-20 02:59:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, well I couldn't come up with a better sounding name.....Mikob.....Bobkey......Bokey......Mib.......Mikeb........yeah...I like Bikey. It's fun to say. XD

Yeah, I'm not a major fan of Bob and Mikey, mainly because it just would never happen (in my mind) it feels forced...but at the same time, they're kinda oddly cute...XP

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 03:37:10 +0000 UTC]

BIKKEEEEY~ LIKE BENGAAAAYY~
OMG speaking of Bengay I've had to put Icey-Hot on my shoulder for a while now, and I can't help but snigger everytime I look at the package...

Yeah, my feelings exactly. I never would have thought it would be anything but awkward, but the way you wrote it it was actually pretty cute. Of course, I feel guilty for shiping any of them, because I know they aren't like characters in a show or something, they actually exist/are married yadda yadda yadda. I keep remembering that interview I saw too where they were asked about fanfiction... poor Mikey. 👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-20 03:45:12 +0000 UTC]

ROFLMAO WHAT EVEN?!?!?! I don't see the connection!!! XP And GREAT. Now I'm gonna have ANOTHER reason to laugh because of Icey-Hot/Bengay...what happened to your shoulder???

Lol, it's getting me to actually write stuff and be creative, so I don't feel too bad....plus, the guys.....they're like....unrealistic to me. They just don't seem real. They seem more like characters in a show to me.....I dunno, it's weird....XP

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 05:11:19 +0000 UTC]

They're both fun to say...? I dunno. They started with the same later and had two syllables so I ran with it. XD
Teeheee.... <3 And my mom seems to think that I seriously pulled a muscle sometime mid last-last week(so the week before this past week) and it hurts like hell if I a.) use my right arm a lot or b.) move/sit a certain way. And I can't quite figure out WHAT way I'm moving when it hurts, so yeah. Pretty much all the time. Icey-hot makes it easier to ignore so... yeah. :/

I can understand that. I'm not saying it's bad, but yeah, it's really hard to think of them as real sometimes... I guess I just sort of involuntarily remember that they're actual people, and yeah... my guilt reflex kicks in. I think that's why I can write about the Killjoys more, because it's not reaaally them persay. I dunno. I'm weird and I tend to internalize everything. It's not a good habit to have. XD

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-20 05:19:43 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmmmm.........................................slice it off. XD (That's what my dad always tells me to do.....and he also always tells me that he could cut my hair for a lot cheaper, but....that'd just be scary....I'd probably be bald. EXTREMELY BALD. Or just missing chunks of hair.)

Yeah, I think if I actually took it into more consideration, then it'd bother me more, but I just kinda go with it and everything's good. Killjoys....I have a harder time with the Killjoys, actually. Because, there's like so much freedom with it, but at the same time it feels so constricting...you know?

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 05:44:21 +0000 UTC]

But I like my arm. (don't worry. If he ever had offered, I wouldn't trust my dad with a pair of scissors near my head either. The results would be baaad, even with my two feet of hair to work with...)

Yeah, like, I guess I'm more comfortable with the idea of writing about the Killjoys, at least until I start to think about it a lot... because then I start to say to myself "Oh, but what if that's not how things work?" or "What if that's not part of the world?" and stuff like that... I feel like it might be easier once the comic comes out. Personally, the Zones confuse the hell out of me. >.>

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-20 05:52:23 +0000 UTC]

But then it wouldn't hurt! ^^ Lol (Yeahhh....I think if my haircut was simpler, I'd be okay with it, but because my haircut is extremely symmetrical, there's no way I'd let him near it.)

Yeah, that's my problem too! I don't wanna put in anything that's not part of the Killjoy world, so I'm hesitant to write for it in general. So, I think I'm not gonna really venture into the Killjoy world until the comic comes out either. And I don't get the Zones...like....how are they broken up? Is all of Cali Battery City, or is it just L.A. that's Battery City? And how many Zones ARE there? Yeah....it's just...very mysterious...so I don't get how people are able to write so many Killjoy fics...

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 06:31:26 +0000 UTC]

But then I couldn't play the guitar, or draw, or write, or do like, anything.... D: (Sounds like a good idea either way to me. XD)

I HAVE NOOO IDEA. I think they're related to living/weather conditions... like Battery City = perfect, a zone out from that = not so good, a zone out from that = terrible. At least, that's what I got from of those weather report thingies on Youtube....

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-20 06:38:36 +0000 UTC]

.............................well.................................you'd learn how to use your other hand and be ambidextrous like me! You just wouldn't be able to play guitar........unless they have a one-handed guitar...O.O

I dunno....stupid zones and their confusing natures. Hopefully the comic OMG THE DAUGHTER IS ALIVE?!?!!??!?!?!?! WOAH. MUST WATCH SECOND MOVIE EVEN THOUGHT IT'S 11:40.

Sorry...okay, yeah...I really do hope the comic makes everything more clear. If it doesn't, I might die. XP

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 06:56:12 +0000 UTC]

Probably not. XD

XD YOU SHOULD WATCH MOVIES LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN. It results in amusing conversations.... ah my god, it's only 11:40 over there? It's like almost 3 in the morning heere... and I was planning on waking up before 10... XD

Ditto~! We. Need. Information.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-21 00:47:22 +0000 UTC]

Maybe they have one that you can play with your feet!!!! I dunno. Lol.

YESSSS. Lol. OMG SNAKE. WOAH THERE, WHAT EVEN. Hahaha...UGH. Stupid dA. It had to go into maintenance last night....>.<

LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF INFORMATION.

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-21 01:06:49 +0000 UTC]

That'd be a stinky guitar. XD

I like snakes. Spiders no. Snakes yes. Did it seriously hit maintenance? I guess I left before then. XD

YA HEAR THAT FRANK?! TELL GERARD FOR US KPLZTHNX.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-21 01:15:11 +0000 UTC]

Unless you kept your feet clean.......XP

Ewwww.....I'd much rather go with spiders than snakes. It creeps me out that snakes don't have legs..... (WHAT??!? That's not what I wanted...XD) And yeah! I was about to reply to your message, and RIGHT at 12, it went into maintenance and wouldn't let me log back into my account. >.<

AND MOIKAY!!!!!!! (Apparently they're working on it together...O.O)

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-21 01:18:25 +0000 UTC]

Pfft I think my feet are pretty clean. They just smell weird.

NOOOOPE. Spiders = baaad. I've had too many bad encounters with wolf spiders over the years. D: Aww dude, that SUCKS! I hate it when they do that... and I didn't hear anything about schedualed maintenance either!

SERIOUSLY?1?!?!! DUUUUUUDE THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME. (I was sad when I found out Gerard wasn't doing the art, just the story... but I'm kinda glad it's not the other way around, you know?)

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-21 01:38:46 +0000 UTC]

LOL you smell your feet?! XD

Wait.....wait...which ones are the wolf spiders? And I didn't either! It just ahppened and I was like, "DID I BREAK DA?!?!?!?!"

YESESSSSSSSSSS....WAIT....Gerard's not doing the art for this comic either?! WTH GERARD. I WANNA SEE MORE OF YOUR ART.

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-21 02:12:46 +0000 UTC]

... noooo.... >.>;

The big brown ones that'll bite you if you piss them off... they're like really aggressive and can get really big... I think the biggest I ever saw was a little smaller than my thumb...

NOOOO some other chick is. D: I KNOW. I wish he had a dA....

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-21 02:16:33 +0000 UTC]

It's okay lol. XP

.......I dunno if I've ever seen those lol......hmmmmmm...............

STUPID GERARD AND MIKEY. DUDE. Gerard should totally get a dA. I would totally watch him and fan-girl! But he tries to avoid the internet if I remember correctly...

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-21 23:48:50 +0000 UTC]

Well not on purpose. XD

Really? They may be like east coast spiders or something... they're pretty common around here, and you see a lot of them when it starts to get cold, because they try to get inside where it's warm... I had three in my bedroom over the course of a week. THREEEEEEE.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-22 00:51:13 +0000 UTC]

That could possibly be it, because I have never heard of them before.....and DUDE...That's a lot!

AND OMG THAT REMINDS ME. My friend texted me the other day, and in the text she sent me a picture of some animal and she said, "I rescued him and he's now my friend! His name is Frank-N-Furter!!!" and I replied back with, "....WHAT IS THAT???" "It's a banana slug!" "WHY?!" "He's been hiding in my room for the past couple of days because of the rain and I've had to clean up his slide everyday and I just found him.....^^"

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-22 02:23:40 +0000 UTC]

Yeeep. One crawled under my bed, one I found later ON my bed, and one almost crawled out from under my bed and onto my hand while I was doing homework. I didn't sleep well that week.


DUUUUUUDE SHE'S GOT A BANANA SLUG? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE BUT THAT SOUNDS GROSS/COOL/ADORABLE ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-23 14:32:45 +0000 UTC]

I bet dude. That would be startling...especially with them being in your bed type of thing.

[link] That's a banana slug. >.<

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-23 18:39:03 +0000 UTC]

I was actually glad when we found it on my bed though... because otherwise I wouldn't have slept in that room at all. >.>;

OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS LIKE THE THING THAT JUMPED ON MY ANKLE BY THAT STUPID SWAMP-POND-THING!! DD: Less cute now.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to Charmwing [2011-03-26 02:10:24 +0000 UTC]

Did you know it was there before?

....A leech?

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Charmwing In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-30 00:49:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I'd seen it crawling around and was too terrified to get close enough to whack it with anything... I'm a whimp. D:

Noooo it was definately a slug... a really slimey, yellow, gross looking little slug that just suddenly appeared on my ankle while we were checking out the pond by a house my dad was looking into buying a couple years ago.... freaked me out. I hope it wasn't a leech anyways. D:

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YoukosForbiddenLove [2011-03-19 16:52:09 +0000 UTC]

ASDKDAKDGALSASC;JSLGFAHFL I LOVE IT. THE LAST PARAGRAPH. MY SPLEEN. BEARDS. AHLHDLAHD;ALFASKF;AHFK MY HEAD JUST EXPLODED, SORRY.

In all seriousness, this was awesome. Bob turned out more awkward than Moikay, which was really cool! Love it. I just want to marry you right now.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to YoukosForbiddenLove [2011-03-19 17:12:43 +0000 UTC]

LOL. Spleen, beards, and heads....XD

Well, I'm glad that you like it so much! Lol, I really didn't mean to make Bob so awkward...he just kinda....turned out that way. >.<

Awwwwww

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YoukosForbiddenLove In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 00:17:25 +0000 UTC]

It's cute. I might have to draw more Glamour Skull, just to get more fics.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to YoukosForbiddenLove [2011-03-20 02:04:42 +0000 UTC]

Lol, yes!!! Totally would do that.......XD

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YoukosForbiddenLove In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 02:24:19 +0000 UTC]

BRB DRAWING INSANELY. Surprise me this time, as long as it's not a Frerard. I've got nothing against Frerard, I'm just bored with it, lol. The fic should include... the word "smekledorf". I don't care how, my family is insane.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to YoukosForbiddenLove [2011-03-20 02:47:09 +0000 UTC]

SMEKLEDORF?!?! Lol....huh.....that's.....that's gonna take some serious thinking lol. Anything else?

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YoukosForbiddenLove In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 02:49:33 +0000 UTC]

Umm... And wine. Idk. I'm kinda feeling Mikey here, lol, but that's just cause I crave the latter Way. No preference though! As I said, any pairing. Smekeldorf. Wine. Anything goes, lol.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to YoukosForbiddenLove [2011-03-20 02:56:53 +0000 UTC]

So, something with Mikey, Smekeldorf and Wine.....alright.....this is SOOOO gonna take me a while to come up with something glorious, just saying.

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YoukosForbiddenLove In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 02:58:21 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'll give you an easier one and do two pictures, then let you write both, lol! You can postpone Smekeldorf.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to YoukosForbiddenLove [2011-03-20 03:18:30 +0000 UTC]

NO. I'm going to get it all into one amazing fan-fic. No joke. And you don't have to do two pics...XD

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YoukosForbiddenLove In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 03:22:34 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE YOUUU.

WHAT IF I WANT TO, HUH?!

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to YoukosForbiddenLove [2011-03-20 03:25:30 +0000 UTC]

But like I said, it may take a while. Especially since school's gonna be starting again for me this week....>.< I'll try to have it up by next weekend though!

And and..ummm......ummmmmm.........YAY! XP

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YoukosForbiddenLove In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 03:30:22 +0000 UTC]

I MEAN SEVEN. SEVEN SHADES. IGNORE MY BLASPHEMOUS REMARKS.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to YoukosForbiddenLove [2011-03-20 03:38:33 +0000 UTC]

......................LOL. I just died. Seriously. It was extremely bad, because I was trying not to laugh loud, so instead I made a weird snorting noise thing that wasn't even a snort...yeah.

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YoukosForbiddenLove In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 03:43:34 +0000 UTC]

LOL I'M GLAD I'M A SOURCE OF FUNNEHZ.

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to YoukosForbiddenLove [2011-03-20 03:52:04 +0000 UTC]

Better than being a bore...

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YoukosForbiddenLove In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-20 03:29:10 +0000 UTC]

Okayyyyyyyy. FINEHHH.

YA YOU JUST RUN AWAY, PUNK. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? I GOT SIX SHADES.

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peaceloveGreenDay [2011-03-18 23:46:27 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD THAT MADE ME ROFLMAO ALL OVER THE PLACE
This is unusually adorable!!! the last paragrph...just...
I LOVE ITxD
Good job!

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to peaceloveGreenDay [2011-03-19 00:05:16 +0000 UTC]

Lol unusually adorable????

And your comment made me grin like a mad man....my mum kept giving me these weird looks cuz I wouldn't stop grinning at my phone lol. XD

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peaceloveGreenDay In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-19 02:45:42 +0000 UTC]

yeah.. lol, i couldn't find a fitting wordxD i meant 'unusual' as in...you don't see it a lot, but it's cute...yeah..xD
phhhhhhhhhhhxD

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Mizz-Sierra In reply to peaceloveGreenDay [2011-03-19 04:54:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh!! Lol, I wasn't sure if you meant unusual like the pairing was unusual or if me writing something happy and no sadness was unusual...XD

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peaceloveGreenDay In reply to Mizz-Sierra [2011-03-19 14:22:25 +0000 UTC]

lol!! no no!xD

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