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Published: 2011-02-13 03:05:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 8418; Favourites: 120; Downloads: 673
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Description Suddenly - the lights went out.

When I was posting

I was thinking about floor lamps, and ninjas (of course!) and the obvious connection happened. Once I'd had the thought, I had to do it. So I spent an hour in the studio this afternoon rigging up the auto-trigger for the camera, and the lights, and dressing up like a ninja in the freezing cold. The things I do for surrealism...
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Comments: 67

mjranum In reply to ??? [2012-07-09 00:18:55 +0000 UTC]

Go for it!

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MissSeraph [2012-01-29 15:28:53 +0000 UTC]

Super cool as a ninja!

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Rollster007 [2012-01-16 22:08:14 +0000 UTC]

There's no mature content in that!!!

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mjranum In reply to Rollster007 [2012-01-17 20:37:45 +0000 UTC]

The bulbs are naked.

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Rollster007 In reply to mjranum [2012-01-21 21:55:39 +0000 UTC]

Then how I don't see any nudity in this one?

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Layton224 In reply to Rollster007 [2012-07-08 03:25:35 +0000 UTC]

there is... but it is a master ninja, primed for surprise sex

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mjranum In reply to Rollster007 [2012-01-23 19:23:14 +0000 UTC]

But they ARE naked. The matter of visibility is simply dependent on the angle.

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Getaro [2011-12-31 17:39:13 +0000 UTC]

Looks like a normal lamp to me.

OUCH - where'd that ninja star come from??

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mjranum In reply to Getaro [2011-12-31 18:49:46 +0000 UTC]

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NyxNaiaStock [2011-10-24 23:38:25 +0000 UTC]

Joo can't seeeee meeeee....

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mjranum In reply to NyxNaiaStock [2011-10-27 18:22:14 +0000 UTC]

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RichardTheRough [2011-05-02 21:54:27 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant idea, reminds me of some hats tipical of the japanese tradition, called komuso [link]
Very good job, featured again on my blog [link]
Well done!

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mjranum In reply to RichardTheRough [2011-05-14 14:51:11 +0000 UTC]

I actually have a komuso somewhere... They're kinda cool..

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RichardTheRough In reply to mjranum [2011-05-14 18:25:02 +0000 UTC]

True.

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Zandabear15 [2011-04-28 22:39:02 +0000 UTC]

I'm liking it!

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snakelvr103 [2011-04-05 22:40:12 +0000 UTC]

oooooooooooh I see what you did there O.o

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mjranum In reply to snakelvr103 [2011-04-11 18:59:22 +0000 UTC]

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SarlyneART [2011-04-05 16:48:56 +0000 UTC]

"What? No, I'M not here! I am a lamp, not the assassin who came to stab you when you are asleep... I'm basically not here and you can go to bed now! x) "
The dark black and the bright white fit perfectly together, love it!

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CBUgraphics [2011-04-05 16:00:05 +0000 UTC]

what ninja?

)

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MLovesPorn [2011-02-23 22:49:41 +0000 UTC]

This reminded me of a scene from The Tick... a row of ninjas holding little bitty branches and saying, "We are a hedge. Please move along."

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mjranum In reply to MLovesPorn [2011-02-27 18:44:15 +0000 UTC]

Yes! That was hysterical!

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Pelicanh [2011-02-21 04:09:16 +0000 UTC]

OK...let's see....
"wanting someone to turn you on?"
"wanting someone to yank your chain!"
"hoping for a filament?"
"waiting for enlightenment?"
dunno..... whatcha got goin here!??
lol
OH...btw... NICE LIGHTING!

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mjranum In reply to Pelicanh [2011-02-27 18:43:57 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

I think I like the "turn me on!" idea the best. Though I suppose if I had been thinking I'd have put a pullchain coming out of my pants.

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MarkArandjus [2011-02-18 17:04:13 +0000 UTC]

You're photographing furniture now?

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mjranum In reply to MarkArandjus [2011-02-19 03:53:17 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's "art" don't you know?

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Hadakajime [2011-02-15 03:22:06 +0000 UTC]

you are a pro lamp!! if you ever need money, you can lamp my room

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therocketman321 [2011-02-15 00:41:29 +0000 UTC]

HAHA! Ninja disguise.

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Nads-designs [2011-02-14 07:26:11 +0000 UTC]

Look!! There's Chuck Norris!!

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mjranum In reply to Nads-designs [2011-02-18 04:08:54 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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Celtor [2011-02-13 19:18:26 +0000 UTC]

haha well that's one ninja everyone will hear coming

How about 1 lamp shade + 1 gilly suit = Floating Lamp

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mjranum In reply to Celtor [2011-02-14 04:52:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh, no! Am I going to have to do the lampshade and ghillie suit now? I may have to.

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Celtor In reply to mjranum [2011-02-15 18:59:47 +0000 UTC]

Well, my good sir Maybe you should have thought of that before posting the awesome ghillie suit series

(I really enjoy your work btw )

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kitten42 [2011-02-13 13:41:32 +0000 UTC]

It's funny, it's cool, and the first thing I thought of when I saw in in my thumbnails was to wonder what a Lady Gaga photo was doing in my watch list.

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mjranum In reply to kitten42 [2011-02-13 15:45:19 +0000 UTC]

My butt isn't as nice as Lady GaGa's
That's not saying hers is nice...

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kitten42 In reply to mjranum [2011-02-15 12:12:37 +0000 UTC]

Ouch!

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Rossum [2011-02-13 12:59:52 +0000 UTC]

Another thought... I've heard of 'lamp black,' but this is absurd!

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mjranum In reply to Rossum [2011-02-13 15:44:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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Rossum [2011-02-13 12:54:14 +0000 UTC]

I've heard of a party of ninjas...

So is the the life of the party or it's silent death?

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Stella-sama [2011-02-13 12:22:28 +0000 UTC]

this ninja hide so well that i cannot se him.....

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Imortis [2011-02-13 10:30:23 +0000 UTC]

Assassinated by a Lamp: How to Avoid Detection As A Ninja 101

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drrocket [2011-02-13 09:45:12 +0000 UTC]

I hope you put this pair of lamps up for sale on ebay, they'd look great in my livingroom, especially the first one...

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mjranum In reply to drrocket [2011-02-13 15:44:01 +0000 UTC]

If the 1st one was mine, I wouldn't part with it. In fact, I'd probably be screwing bulbs in its socket all the time...

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drrocket In reply to mjranum [2011-02-13 16:25:20 +0000 UTC]

I can see where keeping it turned on would certainly brighten up your life...

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coreyh2 [2011-02-13 07:02:24 +0000 UTC]

[link]
basket head monk

Similar

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mjranum In reply to coreyh2 [2011-02-13 15:45:33 +0000 UTC]

Yep!

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Doctor-Sloth [2011-02-13 06:45:31 +0000 UTC]

Is this what happens at ninja frat parties?

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mjranum In reply to Doctor-Sloth [2011-02-13 15:46:00 +0000 UTC]

Pretty much. Then they play "pin the tail on the domo-kun"

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FurryKnight [2011-02-13 04:41:59 +0000 UTC]

'Stealth Ninja Mode'

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mjranum In reply to FurryKnight [2011-02-13 05:01:09 +0000 UTC]

SNM Activated!!!

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FurryKnight In reply to mjranum [2011-02-13 11:48:29 +0000 UTC]

LMAF

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