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- Vic Frohmeyer. Out of all of Dan Aykroyd's characters, Frohmeyer is the worst..at least with Tom Everett I don't feel like I want to hurt the character, I hate Tom Everett's voice yes but he isn't a bad character, just a character in a sequel to an original that didn't need to be made, Frohmeyer on the other hand, you know when I hear 'Dan Aykroyd' as a bad guy Grosse Pointe Blank definitely comes to mind more than Christmas With The Kranks to be honest because at least in GBP he's actually entertaining and he plays a convincing assassin in a way that it feels like he escaped from a Tarantino movie. J.P Valkenheiser in Nothing But Trouble makes sense because he's a judge and also he adds to the surreal atmosphere and the black comedy elements really shine...besides, who wouldn't want their own killer rollercoaster that can chop people up and spit out the bones? Hehe. This character not so much, I am sorry but I despise Vic Frohmeyer, okay so you don't like that the Kranks have other plans for the holidays and don't want to celebrate with you guys, that's fine you don't have to agree with them but do you have to act like they commited a crime against nature? I mean isn't standing outside with a horde of carolers to try and force the Kranks to change their minds a bit extreme?
- Lady Van Tassell.
- Chet Donnelly.
- Paul Barish.
- Dennis Nedry. Nedry had one job and he blew it.
- Caillou.
- Eddy's Brother (Ed, Edd N Eddy).
- Sarah (Ed, Edd N Eddy)
- Nanette Manoir. She is such a tattle-tale especially on poor Angela. And even when it isn't Angela's fault she always blames Angela for it.
- Ruby (Max and Ruby). 'No Max, you can't be a police officer or superhero for the fancy dress party, you have to be a fairy prince because I am going as a fairy princess from a book and you should go as the thing that matches my costume.' 'We are going to Louise's house to play fashion parade, you won't need those army figurines Max when we are going to make dolls of ourselves and put clothes on them.' I just want to hurt this rabbit so much.
- Mrs Brinks. She favors Nanette way too much in my opinion.
- Dean Wormer. You deserved to got your ass handed to you by the deltas.
- Douglas Neidermyer.
- Greg Marmalad.
- Julie James. You know I thought slasher protagonists were supposed to be the ones you want to be alive at the end, not the ones you wish would die. Okay I know I know, Ben is a pretty creepy guy with his hook-hand and the way he stalks his victims but maybe he wouldn't have to stalk you Julie if you admitted it was your own fault to begin with. Characters like you are the reason I think modern slasher protagonists are morons. Laurie Strode is at least tough and can handle herself, Nancy is of course iconic. And Tommy Jarvis is an awesome survivor (it's a shame we never have gotten to see a much older Corey Feldman play Tommy but you know), do you have to be such a failure of a protagonist you make me wish Ben was the hero instead? Expecting me to believe you are the protagonist of the movie is like expecting me to believe Walter Peck is the real hero of Ghostbusters.
- Walter Peck.
- Mr Swackhammer. Danny Devito is an amazing actor and director, why on earth did he essentially got chosen to voice this disgusting character? Isn't it basically stereotyping for him to essentially play an angry sleazy Napoleon type because that's what Swackhammer is, I don't mean that he is Napoleon-like in personality, I mean in the fact he's one of those short and stout characters with agression related issues. Yeah in real life Danny Devito is a well...small guy, but I am not saying that it's bad that Devito gets typecast as this type of character but Swackhammer isn't his best, oh no...that would be Phil, Frank Reynolds, Vincent (from Twins), The Penguin, and Herb Powell. I feel the only reason Devito was chosen for this role was because it was a favor for Ivan Reitman.
- The Noid. You know, it's not nice to ruin everyone's pizza's like that. Luckily Dominoes is always there to stop you...PS: Dear anyone who wants to turn into this character, why? A paranoid nutcase named Kenneth Noid held a local Dominoes for ransom because of these commercials, he thought the commercials were making fun of him.
- Puro (Changed). Hey look it's the rejected Digimon Emowolfboimon! What? That's what I call him. He looks like a rejected Digimon design that got rejected for being too edgy. This bastard is supposed to be Collin's friend yet in one of the bad endings in the original version of the game he assimilates you? What kind of friend does that to their own best friend? You would have to be a psychopath to do that. I am sorry but I don't find him likable, yes the special edition of the game gives him much more of a personality, but he's still not likable in the slightest. Oh did I mention that the dialogue during the special edition version of the 'Puro assimilates you' bad ending sounds like it's a yaoi fanfic about how Puro wants to have you as his lover? It sounds like he wants Collin to be his possession, it's just so eeeeew, gross. I'd gladly banish him to another dimension if it mean no more transfurs, i'd do the same to Dragonsnow if it meant no more Changed spin offs or sequels or special editions or Changed anything ever again.
- The Alanastiums.
- Margaret Thatcher (80s Spitting Image).
- Queen Ellinor (Brave). Maybe if you weren't such a bitch towards your own daughter you wouldn't be turned into a bear.
- Judith Fessbegler.

Description
- Vic Frohmeyer. Out of all of Dan Aykroyd's characters, Frohmeyer is the worst..at least with Tom Everett I don't feel like I want to hurt the character, I hate Tom Everett's voice yes but he isn't a bad character, just a character in a sequel to an original that didn't need to be made, Frohmeyer on the other hand, you know when I hear 'Dan Aykroyd' as a bad guy Grosse Pointe Blank definitely comes to mind more than Christmas With The Kranks to be honest because at least in GBP he's actually entertaining and he plays a convincing assassin in a way that it feels like he escaped from a Tarantino movie. J.P Valkenheiser in Nothing But Trouble makes sense because he's a judge and also he adds to the surreal atmosphere and the black comedy elements really shine...besides, who wouldn't want their own killer rollercoaster that can chop people up and spit out the bones? Hehe. This character not so much, I am sorry but I despise Vic Frohmeyer, okay so you don't like that the Kranks have other plans for the holidays and don't want to celebrate with you guys, that's fine you don't have to agree with them but do you have to act like they commited a crime against nature? I mean isn't standing outside with a horde of carolers to try and force the Kranks to change their minds a bit extreme?
- Lady Van Tassell.
- Chet Donnelly.
- Paul Barish.
- Dennis Nedry. Nedry had one job and he blew it.
- Caillou.
- Eddy's Brother (Ed, Edd N Eddy).
- Sarah (Ed, Edd N Eddy)
- Nanette Manoir. She is such a tattle-tale especially on poor Angela. And even when it isn't Angela's fault she always blames Angela for it.
- Ruby (Max and Ruby). 'No Max, you can't be a police officer or superhero for the fancy dress party, you have to be a fairy prince because I am going as a fairy princess from a book and you should go as the thing that matches my costume.' 'We are going to Louise's house to play fashion parade, you won't need those army figurines Max when we are going to make dolls of ourselves and put clothes on them.' I just want to hurt this rabbit so much.
- Mrs Brinks. She favors Nanette way too much in my opinion.
- Dean Wormer. You deserved to got your ass handed to you by the deltas.
- Douglas Neidermyer.
- Greg Marmalad.
- Julie James. You know I thought slasher protagonists were supposed to be the ones you want to be alive at the end, not the ones you wish would die. Okay I know I know, Ben is a pretty creepy guy with his hook-hand and the way he stalks his victims but maybe he wouldn't have to stalk you Julie if you admitted it was your own fault to begin with. Characters like you are the reason I think modern slasher protagonists are morons. Laurie Strode is at least tough and can handle herself, Nancy is of course iconic. And Tommy Jarvis is an awesome survivor (it's a shame we never have gotten to see a much older Corey Feldman play Tommy but you know), do you have to be such a failure of a protagonist you make me wish Ben was the hero instead? Expecting me to believe you are the protagonist of the movie is like expecting me to believe Walter Peck is the real hero of Ghostbusters.
- Walter Peck.
- Mr Swackhammer. Danny Devito is an amazing actor and director, why on earth did he essentially got chosen to voice this disgusting character? Isn't it basically stereotyping for him to essentially play an angry sleazy Napoleon type because that's what Swackhammer is, I don't mean that he is Napoleon-like in personality, I mean in the fact he's one of those short and stout characters with agression related issues. Yeah in real life Danny Devito is a well...small guy, but I am not saying that it's bad that Devito gets typecast as this type of character but Swackhammer isn't his best, oh no...that would be Phil, Frank Reynolds, Vincent (from Twins), The Penguin, and Herb Powell. I feel the only reason Devito was chosen for this role was because it was a favor for Ivan Reitman.
- The Noid. You know, it's not nice to ruin everyone's pizza's like that. Luckily Dominoes is always there to stop you...PS: Dear anyone who wants to turn into this character, why? A paranoid nutcase named Kenneth Noid held a local Dominoes for ransom because of these commercials, he thought the commercials were making fun of him.
- Puro (Changed). Hey look it's the rejected Digimon Emowolfboimon! What? That's what I call him. He looks like a rejected Digimon design that got rejected for being too edgy. This bastard is supposed to be Collin's friend yet in one of the bad endings in the original version of the game he assimilates you? What kind of friend does that to their own best friend? You would have to be a psychopath to do that. I am sorry but I don't find him likable, yes the special edition of the game gives him much more of a personality, but he's still not likable in the slightest. Oh did I mention that the dialogue during the special edition version of the 'Puro assimilates you' bad ending sounds like it's a yaoi fanfic about how Puro wants to have you as his lover? It sounds like he wants Collin to be his possession, it's just so eeeeew, gross. I'd gladly banish him to another dimension if it mean no more transfurs, i'd do the same to Dragonsnow if it meant no more Changed spin offs or sequels or special editions or Changed anything ever again.
- The Alanastiums.
- Margaret Thatcher (80s Spitting Image).
- Queen Ellinor (Brave). Maybe if you weren't such a bitch towards your own daughter you wouldn't be turned into a bear.
- Judith Fessbegler.