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MoonbowDragon — Never give Sonic coffee
Published: 2011-07-14 15:31:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 2702; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 7
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Especially if it's black and straight from the bean.A joke I had in my mind for a long time. A joke that Sonic never had coffee before and how he will react from drinking it
.I made Chris give Sonic the coffee because I needed someone to give it to him(And that Chris needs more love). Eggman is having a heart attack because I don't like him
-er-I MEAN his heart is jumping from fright. Oh, and by the way, the things floating around Eggman's igloo-shaped base-thingy contains a chaos emerald(You most likely can't tell).
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Especially to Eggman.
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Oh gosh, he's unleashed Fleetway Super in the Sonic X verse! D:
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Maybe he'll burn out after he destroys Eggman's machine?
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Even worse: Sonic with a sugar rush
Even worse than that: Sonic on speed
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Sugar rush, maybe.
Speed, I don't know what that is nor what it does, so no.
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Speed, the drug. (You probably figured that out already.)
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Sonic don't take drugs, anyways
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The name ought to kinda give it away.
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It doesn't. What happens to the brain, heart, and body after taking it and the side effects?
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Basically, it gives the user a high. The joke part is that it speeds up your system, and therefore your body. Sonic with a speed boost?
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Oh, I see. Sonic with any speed boost is...
Does speed have a crash, like with a sugar rush and coffee?
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I have no clue, to be honest.
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XD sonic you psycho! though I can sympathise -I too have adverse reactions to coffee drinking even with decaf
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The same thing happens to me when I have coffee(or too much sugar)
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I'm not sure who would do that, but it's probably not good(for Eggman at least
Well, it looks like Sonic is going to take it out on Eggmans giant machine thing, anyways!
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Last Time I Laughted This Hard I Fell Of My Dinosaw
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Good for you
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