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Published: 2010-02-23 22:49:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 3678; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 6
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Description Hidan has a daughter?!WTF?! Naruto Fan fic chap 1

Note: ok hidan has a daughter named Kayla but in the story she cant say Kayla so everyone calls her kawa. Shes only 3. Hidan has a wife named Sana. The akatsuki is also in this story.This story may  sound really stupid but please read it.Its actually kinda funny. This story was written for Puccaandgaru1234.

Kawa:*sits on the floor watching Jerry Springer* JERWY, JERWY, JERWY!
Sana: Kayla this show isn't for little kids. *turns off tv*
Kawa: NO! KAWA WANTS TO WATCH! *takes remote*
Sana: You don't snatch stuff from me! Go to your room!
Kawa: *runs in bathroom and locks door*
Sana: *kicks door down* You better behave before I call your father.
Kawa: You don't scare Kawa.
Sana: Do you even know who your father is?
Kawa: No. who is Kawa's father?
Sana: Hidan is your father. The psychopath who hurts himself. The sad masochist is your father. You should be scared.
Kawa: so?
Sana: You don't know what those words mean do you?
Kawa: *crickets*
Sana:*Picks her up and throws her in her room and closes door*
Kawa: CHILD ABUSE! CHILD ABUSE! *crawls out window*
Sana:*goes in Kawa's room* Were did she go?! *calls hidan*
Kawa: tee-hee….*hides in bush*
*hidan comes home*
Hidan: Ok were did Kayla go?
Sana: I don't know her window is open.
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Comments: 37

freak1000100 [2011-03-31 04:04:02 +0000 UTC]

pretty interesting start hmm

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moonlight576 In reply to freak1000100 [2011-03-31 22:57:01 +0000 UTC]

thanks!!!

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freak1000100 In reply to moonlight576 [2011-04-01 00:54:33 +0000 UTC]

your very welcome <3

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EntityLvr [2010-09-07 04:43:41 +0000 UTC]

hahahah!! Hidan is silly!! is a freaky masochistic way

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moonlight576 In reply to EntityLvr [2010-09-07 21:16:12 +0000 UTC]

the freaky masochistic part is what makes him so smexy! XD

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EntityLvr In reply to moonlight576 [2010-09-08 01:42:57 +0000 UTC]

Totally!! and the fact he never wears a shirt helps too!

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moonlight576 In reply to EntityLvr [2010-09-08 19:36:15 +0000 UTC]

TOTALLY!!!!!!

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EntityLvr In reply to moonlight576 [2010-09-08 01:41:29 +0000 UTC]

definitely...and the fact he never wears a shirt helps!!

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BaneMawh [2010-05-23 07:16:17 +0000 UTC]

hehe she shouted child abuse

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moonlight576 In reply to BaneMawh [2010-05-23 20:21:28 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW!!! poor little kawa...

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crazyanimegurl [2010-04-22 20:20:43 +0000 UTC]

wow...
I didn't know you had i child Hidan!
Hidan: STFU
Me: Been busy huh? TwT
Hidan: that's it! You're my next sacrifice!
Me: nooo! btw awesome first chapter

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moonlight576 In reply to crazyanimegurl [2010-04-23 00:29:17 +0000 UTC]

thx! im happy u like it! and thx 4 the favs as well! and dont worry i wont let hidan sacrifse u.

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crazyanimegurl In reply to moonlight576 [2010-04-24 22:51:53 +0000 UTC]

aww thanks!
Hidan: That deosn't mean anything....
Me: Watch out i have ninja skillz!
Hidan: 0_o *twitches* Screw that! I'm leaving! *leaves*

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moonlight576 In reply to crazyanimegurl [2010-04-25 18:34:57 +0000 UTC]

me: bye bye hidan! ur gonna have fun in the next chapter!
hidan: really? cause it seems like this story is all about kayla.
me: yes u will have fun....after i think of what should happen next.
hidan: u dont know?
me: not a clue.
hidan: *eye rwitch* NO YAOI BETWEN ME AND KUZU!
me: awww....fine. any ideas crazyanime?

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crazyanimegurl In reply to moonlight576 [2010-04-25 21:42:14 +0000 UTC]

well what about if kayla sees kisame and starts calling kisame "jaws" and which makes kisame really pissed off and starts telling them about his family history. Then hidan barges in and starts yelling at deidara and kisame and such, like a good father would do i think thats it... (i know im bad at brianstorming =_= and its probably too random and totally OOC) tell me if you're going to use any of those ideas if you are going to use any at all

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moonlight576 In reply to crazyanimegurl [2010-04-25 21:46:30 +0000 UTC]

i rly like the i dea and i may use it. and i promise i wll give u credit if i dou use it!

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crazyanimegurl In reply to moonlight576 [2010-04-25 21:54:43 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

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moonlight576 In reply to crazyanimegurl [2010-04-25 22:02:36 +0000 UTC]

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Kurohana-DeidarasGal [2010-04-07 23:52:01 +0000 UTC]

haha!

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moonlight576 In reply to Kurohana-DeidarasGal [2010-04-08 16:40:45 +0000 UTC]

yay thanks!!!!

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Kurohana-DeidarasGal In reply to moonlight576 [2010-04-08 20:40:19 +0000 UTC]

Welcome!

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hikaru-nara-kheel [2010-04-07 21:28:00 +0000 UTC]

XD

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moonlight576 In reply to hikaru-nara-kheel [2010-04-07 21:30:59 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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hikaru-nara-kheel In reply to moonlight576 [2010-04-07 21:47:09 +0000 UTC]

mhmm

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kisamechibifangirl [2010-04-07 19:33:05 +0000 UTC]

alright...weird.. idont really think hidan will marry a woman..EVER. cause he is with kakuzu...and on the other note itachi? being nice in chapter two? by helping? not him at all.

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moonlight576 In reply to kisamechibifangirl [2010-04-07 19:44:08 +0000 UTC]

yea. i know it really out of charater for itachi. but i had to write it for my friend so she decided what would happen. yea....maby i should put kakuzu and hidan together in it...

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kisamechibifangirl In reply to moonlight576 [2010-04-07 19:49:25 +0000 UTC]

yea.. left sana for kakuzu... XD or a love affair? behind sana's back?

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moonlight576 In reply to kisamechibifangirl [2010-04-07 19:54:38 +0000 UTC]

lol i might just do that in the next few chapters.

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kisamechibifangirl In reply to moonlight576 [2010-04-10 01:31:33 +0000 UTC]

lol that would be epic!

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moonlight576 In reply to kisamechibifangirl [2010-04-10 18:40:48 +0000 UTC]

ok i will see if i could fit it in.

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kisamechibifangirl In reply to moonlight576 [2010-04-10 19:55:25 +0000 UTC]

ok then.

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Time4nothing [2010-02-28 16:48:04 +0000 UTC]

Hehe wtf xD haha xD.

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moonlight576 In reply to Time4nothing [2010-03-01 00:18:55 +0000 UTC]

u really like it? i didnt think i did a good job....

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Time4nothing In reply to moonlight576 [2010-03-01 07:20:57 +0000 UTC]

It's kinda funny xD

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moonlight576 In reply to Time4nothing [2010-03-01 19:02:27 +0000 UTC]

thx u!

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naruwinx [2010-02-24 14:51:28 +0000 UTC]

pretty funny so far

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moonlight576 In reply to naruwinx [2010-02-24 19:20:53 +0000 UTC]

thx u!

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