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Published: 2006-04-13 13:11:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 50771; Favourites: 1631; Downloads: 273
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that was in a Bahamian shop lolRelated content
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Unattended children will be sold to Cthulu and eaten
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One way to keep kids with their parents.
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I saw a sign outside a bar that once said "unattended children will be given a martini and a free puppy" XD
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X3 WHERE I WANT A FREE PUPPY!!!
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Hahaha, awsome! I need to get one of those. I agree, what if you believe in those things and you see one at eleven? That would bite.
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I saw a similar sign at the doctor's office that said
"Unattended children will be given coffee and a free kitten" rofl
the world is crazy xD
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Alright kids, stay right here. I'm going to run away as fast as I can!
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this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.
SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.
AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.
NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?
EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
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ill be waiting for her then. I got some tea and holy water 
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I'll be waiting for her than
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That's a very sad story T.T
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It's okay though !!
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You're very much welcome ^__^v
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I can't help but think of what would happen to you if you read it at 11:59:59 You'd have to send it to 20 people in 1 second >.< That's harsh. at least if it was real. If any of these where real I would have died 7464738 times!
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But some other people would believe them and recoccomented them EVERYWHERE!!
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"EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)"
HOW ARE THERE EXAMPLES?
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Sorry >.< I posted this a long time ago. Forgive me?
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No. Go die please. And I'm taking the kids. You monster.
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OKay. I'll just...
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We need one of these signs where I live! (People can watch their kids over here)
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Strike one for child labor laws (which have been outlawed for years), so not really.
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I saw one that said "UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE USED FOR BEEF"
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LOL
I need to find a picture one I saw, 'unatended kids will be give a coffee and a free puppy'
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Nice though I like the will be sold to the circus ones. LOL
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i wish i had that o. o
i would put the outside my door 0w 0
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