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Steve Rogers was in Tony Starks's beautiful, beautiful penthouse. Tony asked him to watch the penthouse while he was , and I quote, 'being amazing.' But who new a single outing can pour out some secrets? It was already 1:00 in the morning and Steve was getting tired of waiting for him. Right when he was about to fall asleep he suddenly saw Tony running inside, looking like a complete mess.

His hair was all messed up, his clothes looked like they were going to rip apart, but everything else was perfectly fine. "Are you alright, Tony...?" Steve asked, but after a few moments he realized what the situation was. Tony was drunk. "Hey Steve~?" ".. yes?" Steve asked nervously. "You know what? Rainbow Dash is best pony!" Tony said, letting out a hiccup.

Steve stared at him confused, but again, he realized what was going on. While walking around the penthouse earlier, right after Tony left, he went to Tony's room, seeing an episode of my little pony airing. Steve watched a few minutes before turning the TV off, thinking that he probably accidentally turned to that channel right before he left.

Back to the present, Tony was sitting right next to Steve with a wide smile plastered on his face. "You know what Steve?" Tony asked again, wrapping his arm around Steve's shoulder. "What?" Steve asked, having a smile on his face as well. He was getting pretty entertained by this.

"Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie have the same voice actress.. I think I should ship them more!" Steve was confused at what the drunk idiot in front of him said, but he didn't care. He was just highly entertained. Right before Tony said anything else, he passed out. Steve sighed and there went a frown on his face. He wanted to hear more idiotic things from him but he just shook his head and carried Tony to his bedroom.

-The Next Day-
The next day was normal, not until Steve woke up. Natasha was just sitting around, Clint was sitting around with her, Bruce was doing some sciencey stuff and Tony was well.. being himself. What else? When Steve arrived he had a 'hey-I-know-a-secret-that-would-ruin-someone's-rep utation' face. Natasha stared at him confused, Clint didn't give two shits and Bruce just watched, curious at what he was going to say. "Hey Tony?" "Uh.. yeah?" Tony asked, confused.

".. who's best pony again?" Steve asked, wiggling his eyebrows. Natasha got more confused, Clint finally gave to shits and Bruce was pretty surprised. "What are you talking about...?" Tony asked, trying to sound calm and not panicking. "Who's the best pony? Who was it... Rainbow Crash..?" "It's Rainbow Dash!" Tony said out loud, suddenly covering his mouth. He didn't just say that. He shouldn't have said that. What has he done?

You know what happened next? The rest of the team was laughing at Tony, except for Steve who just had a smirk on his face. "Oh and how about those two ponies that have the same voice actress? Don't you.. ship them or something?" And then the rest of the team started laughing even louder. Tony ran out of the room, embarrassed.

Poor Tony. Captain Trollmerica strikes again.

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Steve Rogers was in Tony Starks's beautiful, beautiful penthouse. Tony asked him to watch the penthouse while he was , and I quote, 'being amazing.' But who new a single outing can pour out some secrets? It was already 1:00 in the morning and Steve was getting tired of waiting for him. Right when he was about to fall asleep he suddenly saw Tony running inside, looking like a complete mess.

His hair was all messed up, his clothes looked like they were going to rip apart, but everything else was perfectly fine. "Are you alright, Tony...?" Steve asked, but after a few moments he realized what the situation was. Tony was drunk. "Hey Steve~?" ".. yes?" Steve asked nervously. "You know what? Rainbow Dash is best pony!" Tony said, letting out a hiccup.

Steve stared at him confused, but again, he realized what was going on. While walking around the penthouse earlier, right after Tony left, he went to Tony's room, seeing an episode of my little pony airing. Steve watched a few minutes before turning the TV off, thinking that he probably accidentally turned to that channel right before he left.

Back to the present, Tony was sitting right next to Steve with a wide smile plastered on his face. "You know what Steve?" Tony asked again, wrapping his arm around Steve's shoulder. "What?" Steve asked, having a smile on his face as well. He was getting pretty entertained by this.

"Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie have the same voice actress.. I think I should ship them more!" Steve was confused at what the drunk idiot in front of him said, but he didn't care. He was just highly entertained. Right before Tony said anything else, he passed out. Steve sighed and there went a frown on his face. He wanted to hear more idiotic things from him but he just shook his head and carried Tony to his bedroom.

-The Next Day-
The next day was normal, not until Steve woke up. Natasha was just sitting around, Clint was sitting around with her, Bruce was doing some sciencey stuff and Tony was well.. being himself. What else? When Steve arrived he had a 'hey-I-know-a-secret-that-would-ruin-someone's-rep utation' face. Natasha stared at him confused, Clint didn't give two shits and Bruce just watched, curious at what he was going to say. "Hey Tony?" "Uh.. yeah?" Tony asked, confused.

".. who's best pony again?" Steve asked, wiggling his eyebrows. Natasha got more confused, Clint finally gave to shits and Bruce was pretty surprised. "What are you talking about...?" Tony asked, trying to sound calm and not panicking. "Who's the best pony? Who was it... Rainbow Crash..?" "It's Rainbow Dash!" Tony said out loud, suddenly covering his mouth. He didn't just say that. He shouldn't have said that. What has he done?

You know what happened next? The rest of the team was laughing at Tony, except for Steve who just had a smirk on his face. "Oh and how about those two ponies that have the same voice actress? Don't you.. ship them or something?" And then the rest of the team started laughing even louder. Tony ran out of the room, embarrassed.

Poor Tony. Captain Trollmerica strikes again.