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Published: 2013-01-01 22:00:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 14351; Favourites: 134; Downloads: 47
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An alternative version of events in the laboratory, in which the Emperor was able to repel the Chaos almost all of his sons. The gods could not scatter them to other worlds, but they managed to touch children, leaving them with their unique features of appearance.As written in the Horus Heresy, - Emperor usually honestly tried to be a good father (and sometimes terribly messy). But he hardly understood the teenage psyche.
Actually that would be, if he had to bring up 18.5 unruly sons alone))
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could we get a list of which of these guys are which primarchs
im guessing the blonde kid with his nose in that green book is Roboute. Not sure who the orange headed kid is supposed to be maybe Ferrus bacouse of the gloves and skull mask thing? or one of the two lost primarchs maybe russ?
the kid with the blond hair and the grey castel is probably rogal and that means that's Perturabo next to him
one of those two kids with the long black hair in the shadows and the over would be Corax
Magus is easy to spot, being red, but if he is still red why cant I see Vulkan, as shouldn't he still be brown at the very lest, don't know whos the kid next to him is, maybe Lorgar
the tall kid with the scarchs on his face got to be Angron, not sure who the little kid is supposed to be, maybe the Lion?
That's Jaghatai pulling on malcador's robe
the twins are Alpharius Omegon, no clue whom the kid drawing on their faces is supposed to be
that's Sanguinius and Fulgrim on the bed and Mortarion lurking in the back with the gold poll thing
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Why is this so funny to me that the Vulkan robbed golden staff XD
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where are Alpharius and Omegon? and who is the blond guy who is was fighting with who i think is Angron?
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Magnus- "Good parents shouldn't have the keep their children from killing each other out of spite!"
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Oh My, why hasn´t he send a Custodes Maniple to watch over his brats? Poor Malcador....!
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Look a little below in the comments - they are all listed
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It's extremely difficult to be a parent, especially a single one. Poor guy tried so hard, but TWENTY. Good gods. That sounds like abject nightmares waiting to happen.
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Lucky to have someone to shoulder the job
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Конрад страшные истории Кораксу и Мортариону рассказывает )) (А Леман готовится добавить к этому реализма)
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а я думал так... по-семейственному, по-простому, в картишки перекидываются...
покуда Сигиллит разбирается с буйными...
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Ummm... could you give me their names from left to right? Figure out some of them... totally lost it on some.
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Top, - Robaut, Leman, Corax, Curze, Mortarion, Lorgar, Magnus, Fulgrim, Sanguinius, Vulkan and Ferrus.
Bottom - Dorn, Perturabo, Angron, Malcador, Lion, Khan, Omegon and Alpharius with Horus.
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I like it .
Guilliman is like so proper and dutiful doing his reading for his homework and shit , the Lion knows he will lose but goes down swinging , Dorn is like : " Bitch please is that a castle ? this is a castle ! " , Konrad probably has some blunt and is about to light it , Fulgrim and Sanguinius are being all metrosexual , the Khan has apparently taken a fancy to Malcadors boots , Alpharius and Omegon are like so cute and symmetrical , Ferus Manus and Vulcan are role playing jews and blacks : ) stealing shit , Magnus is like : " Why yes i did write this " and Lorgar is like " Wow " . Finally Russ is like : " Bitches dont know i never take off my boots "
Well that is how i see it anyway . Interesting and funny work .
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It reminds me of the old 'Primarch babies' piece. 
And good lord, Lion is short!
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...but very aggressive )))
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And that adds to his awesomeness factor.
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Nice. Let me play "guess the Primarch"...
In the front: Rogal and Perturabo playing with blocks, Russ (?) and Guilliman fighting, the Khan hiding behind Malcador. The twins are Alpharius and Omegon and Horus is teasing them.
In the back, from the left: The Lion and Angron, underneath the bed Curze, Corax and Mortarion, then Lorgar and Magnus reading, Sangui and Fulgrim playing dressup, and Vulkan and Ferrus Manus taking apart the furniture.
Right?
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almost correctly))
Fighting Angron and Lion, and on top of the bed - Guilliman for a book, and red-haired Russ. Horus do not tease his younger brothers, he as a good big bro, brought them plush Luna Wolves instead of torn Custodes))) And Vulkan and Ferrus Manus dismantled Malkador`s staff while he is busy.
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Проще всё-таки если ты перечислишь всех, потому что где-то половину не узнал :3
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В комменте пониже уже перечислили
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''i knew it would end this way...'' Малкадор - предсказатель 
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Скорее он сразу оценил количество детей и родительский скилл Императора, и заподозрил недоброе))
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Будем разгадывать, слева-направо, верхний ряд:
Жулиман читает книгу, рядом Леман Русс играет в ассасина, под тентом: Коракс, Кёрз и Мортарион??? читают книгу Лоргар и Магнус, занимаются непотребностями Фулгрим с Сангвинием
Ряд ниже:
Сроят крепости Рогал Дорн и Пертурабо, дерутся Хорус и Лев Ель'Джонсон, Ягатай Хан, Ангрон отобрал игрушки у Альфария и Омегона, или у Омегона и Альфария.
Угадал?
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Почти, - дерутся Ангрон и Лев, а Хорус, как хороший старший брат, притащил мелким плюшевых Лунных Волков вместо порванного ими кустодия ))
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Бедный кустодий, наверно не поделили
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This just fulfills a need I have for alternate realities for 40k...
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Thanks, I'm glad you liked it ^__^
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lol... i like so much how sanguinius is makeup fulgrim... very good brothers? or much more?
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No no, just a good brothers))
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