Brubake [2018-12-10 03:23:52 +0000 UTC]
Short story, i hope you don't hate: Mom: Fine, then i will eat the 3 big dinners plus desserts so i can look like 9 months pregnant at your pool party tomorrow.
Red: No Mom, don't ruin your thin figure, bring our dinners to my locked bedroom door.
Mom: But i kind of miss having a big round belly sticking out.
Red: Um Mom, what happens if a belly pops open after eating to much?
Mom: I would die, good point, i will bring you two up your big dinners plus your big desserts.
Rover: Hey Red, the food out in the hall smells great, i will eat it all if you can't eat.
Red: If you can unlock the door, it's all yours. If not, we wait for my huge burp. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.
Red: I can't believe we didn't pop open after all that food plus the candy.
Rover: I bet we both pop open doing big belly flops tomorrow.
Red: Oh no, the pool party after the big pancake breakfast. What will all the thin girls think of my new huge belly?
Rover: Don't worry, i bet they all pigged out big tonight plus they will eat big with us on pancakes, bacon, eggs, hash browns, & doughnuts/pastries.
Red: I hope so, oh my huge belly hurts so bad now.
The End.
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