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Published: 2009-08-27 20:27:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 15944; Favourites: 319; Downloads: 762
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Why not?!? hehehe ...And the memorable song.. :
Gaston:
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
LeFou:
Darn right.
Gaston:
No one says "no" to Gaston!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
LeFou:
More beer?
Gaston:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
LeFou:
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
Lefou:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Lefou and Chorus:
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
LeFou:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
Gaston:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Lefou and Chorus:
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LeFou:
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips
Chorus:
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
LeFou:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
Bimbettes:
For there's no one as burly and brawny
Gaston:
As you see I've got biceps to spare
LeFou:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Gaston:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
Chorus:
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
LeFou:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Gaston:
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Chorus:
Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
LeFou:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
Gaston:
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Chorus:
My what a guy,
Gaston!
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Comments: 72
I literally just LOL'd right here
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Damn it that sexy moron >
When I was Aladdin, I ate Lard!
And now that I'm grown I eat,
BAAAAAAAAAAAA-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
(Crunch)
And every last inch of me's covered with--
(John Williams Superman Theme Plays as Gaston reveals himself to be Superman)
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If Gaston was a real guy, he'd be a CBUB user.
The worst part is that CBUB users act like Gaston while fervently denying that they are shallow or aggresive.
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H-How do you know that name?
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Swell Job! Its now the wallpaper on my laptop. I don't wanna take my eyes off it!
I have a request: Can you do Brom Bones? In a similar style?
You don't absolutely have to, but it'd be nice. I found him delightful as a little girl . It upsets me that he isn't even on the radar anymore.
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sweeeeet!!! thanks a lot!!!
Humm.. i dont know this character a lot.. so i dont know if i can do it
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it looks like he's smelling his pits before attempting to get into Bell's pants.
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"I gave Tim Tebow AIDS!"
"Gaston, you're odd."
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Hahah what a great portrait of this lovable oaf...so glad you included his song as well xD
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hehehe he's such an asshole!
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LeFou: No dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston's! Ev'ry guy here love to beat you off! And it's not very hard.
Gaston: No shits! This is a gay BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR and every last inch of me covered with Gaston. I'm especially good at intimidating!
Everyone: My, what a guy that Gaston!
Gaston: When I was lad, I ate 4 dozen EXSTENZE every morning to help my SPECIMEN get large! And now that I've grown ate 5000 EXSTENZE so I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
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Hands down Gaston is Disney's sexiest villain!
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When I was much younger, I made up a mocking comment about Gaston: "Gaston Fartton."
And because I made that up, I imagined myself as LeFou because he was always with Gaston. As LeFou, I was calling him Fartton instead of Gaston. Then eventually he picked me up by my shoulders and said in my face, with my eyes closed,
"Look, I'm sick and tired of you calling me Fartton. How would you like it if I called you FartFou?"
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And his name's G-A-S... T? G-A-S-T...E? G-A-S-T-O? Auwh! GASTON!!!!!!! (8)
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This picture is roughly the size of a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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My friends and I today were watching this scene to pause at certain parts that were so funny.
(I'm roughly the size of a barge!~~~)
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And every last inch of me's covered with (takes off shirt, revealing the Superman shirt, Superman theme plays)
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When I was Aladdin I ate lard, and now that I'm grown I eat BABAR!!!!!!!! (puts Babar the elephant in his mouth)
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You captured the beautiful manliness that is me perfectly!
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biggest crush as a ten yr old gay kid. GASTON. period. end of discussion.
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Oh !! C'est gΓ©nial !!! XD
et cette tΓͺte de vainqueur !!
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LE PLUS FORT C'eST GASTON!!
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Le PLUS SPORT C'EST GASTON !!!
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but..oh god, i just realized this.. WHERE IS ALL OF HIS CHEST HAIR?! D :
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OMG Gaston! 
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What a guy!
His expression.. really.. You did a great job
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ho thank you! gingiva is the key
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Ahahaha YES! As soon as I saw this I immediately starting humming his song. This is so awesome! I guess I see why the ladies loved him now... *ahem!*
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haha! thanks ^^ it's a shame it is an asshole
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Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Thank you. That's all I can manage. xD
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