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Ah, first piece for the new year. It's Rocky and Bullwinkle, and they're having a magic show! And... um... Oh my God.

Before you go ahead and accuse me of pissing on anyone's childhood, I must inform you that I did not write this. I still drew it, but what the hell. A guy at work commissioned this, and man, he described it with such vigor that I couldn't say no. You really should hear him deliver Bullwinkle's "holy shit" line. Text simply doesn't do it justice.

I mean, it's so many bad ideas stacked on top of one another, when you really think about it. It's (1) a takeoff of the old "pull a rabbit out of the hat" gag from the cartoon, except (2) the hat is changed to his ass, and (3) the ass in question is not his posterior, but rather an actual donkey. The ass' (4) ass, if you will. He then proceeds to (5) pull the poor creature inside-out and (6) swear. Because swearing is funny.

Anyone who thinks it isn't is lying and just trying to prove something to you. Do not be impressed.

So the whole thing is a complete mess conceptually, and that's why I did it. I studied the cartoon very carefully on YouTube all morning to get the backgrounds and poses somewhat accurate. Then I got reference for a donkey (don't try Googling the word 'ass' and expect farm animals) and still managed to draw the world's shittiest beast of burden. Please ignore the huge ass inconsistencies (inconsasstencies?) from the first to second panel and just look at the funny moose and squirrel and rich backgrounds instead.

It's been awhile since I uploaded anything, so I felt like writing a friggin' essay. But it's done now.

Oh, wait! One more thing. Wii users: zoom in on the last panel. It's just like watching the cartoon, except for the word balloon and complete lack of motion.

Description
Ah, first piece for the new year. It's Rocky and Bullwinkle, and they're having a magic show! And... um... Oh my God.

Before you go ahead and accuse me of pissing on anyone's childhood, I must inform you that I did not write this. I still drew it, but what the hell. A guy at work commissioned this, and man, he described it with such vigor that I couldn't say no. You really should hear him deliver Bullwinkle's "holy shit" line. Text simply doesn't do it justice.

I mean, it's so many bad ideas stacked on top of one another, when you really think about it. It's (1) a takeoff of the old "pull a rabbit out of the hat" gag from the cartoon, except (2) the hat is changed to his ass, and (3) the ass in question is not his posterior, but rather an actual donkey. The ass' (4) ass, if you will. He then proceeds to (5) pull the poor creature inside-out and (6) swear. Because swearing is funny.

Anyone who thinks it isn't is lying and just trying to prove something to you. Do not be impressed.

So the whole thing is a complete mess conceptually, and that's why I did it. I studied the cartoon very carefully on YouTube all morning to get the backgrounds and poses somewhat accurate. Then I got reference for a donkey (don't try Googling the word 'ass' and expect farm animals) and still managed to draw the world's shittiest beast of burden. Please ignore the huge ass inconsistencies (inconsasstencies?) from the first to second panel and just look at the funny moose and squirrel and rich backgrounds instead.

It's been awhile since I uploaded anything, so I felt like writing a friggin' essay. But it's done now.

Oh, wait! One more thing. Wii users: zoom in on the last panel. It's just like watching the cartoon, except for the word balloon and complete lack of motion.