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Published: 2017-09-21 04:41:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 8581; Favourites: 81; Downloads: 14
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Tobias Schneien and Emilio Murkmere are beautiful bbysBest husbands
And I just realized how funny it is that their initials together are EMTS
Because Emilio often gets physically ill and Tobias mentally ill
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EH- SUCH CUTE
They kinda remind me of Lilo and Stitch x3
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Shit, my heart just exploded.
Also, we are best husbands.
merp.
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We are not husbands, dear
You're at least 4,255 miles away.
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;^; I just want you to love me...
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Would you let me play with how you look?
I've always wanted a model to doll up.
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I just bought the cutest little collar ever. It's silver with smol little beads and it's all covered in sparkles! It's my new gay collar ^///^
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my aunt got me a dog collar for large dogs. it's blue. But it lights up in case you're walking your dog at night so I like that.
I have a black spiked collar with a skull on it. It was my dad's. I forget if I stole it or if he gave it to me-
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People think I'm weird. My friends asked if I had a dog and I was like "haha nope this is for me!"
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I would have said I was the dog.
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My friend Lewi said that I looked like I belong in a store called 'pets at home' because I'm constantly wearing dog collars.
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our most well known pet store is called PetSmart.
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Welcome to England where nothing makes sense because we call chips crisps and French fries chips!
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fries are chips off the main potato like a rock from a block and potato chips are crispy therefore the title is justified.
Next?
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Dafuq how u so logical boi?
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I think way too much but only when it comes to stupid things, like how a dog would wear pants.
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I can't tell if my family and former classmates are dumb or I'm just smart since they seem to lack a lot of common sense.
I imagine I'm average and they're dumb since it was Tori King who said the American state of Ohio was a country. Amber said Arizona was a country, too. And Sean is clearly native American but claimed to be Caucasian and also claims not to be racist or sexist but is very clearly both of those. Even my sweet little dyslexic government teacher couldn't last to the end of the year before telling him to shut the fuck up. Then there was the game in history class where each group represented different countries during the times of which the territories were claimed by the English, French, and Spanish before America was established and we were given a list of goals and we needed to negotiate with the other countries to try to gain everything we wanted.
I was the French team. I never participate in things but by the end of it everyone agreed to attack france and kill all of the French.
So the group asked me to step up since apparently common sense is rare and I'm the chosen one and I completed all our goals without initiating wars.
I don't understand.
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Being smart is torture because you're constantly surrounded by idiots who think Africa is a country.
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You have NO idea. You should visit an American Walmart.
Some people think the united states alone is a continent.
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Oh god no, not Walmart. Asda is the British walmart and it's worse...so much worse. I nearly got ran over by some old lady whilst I was looking for tomatoes to make some spaghetti sauce. She just rammed her shopping cart into my legs and said that I was purposely blocking her path, there was so much room between me, the shelves and everything else but she just HAD to go directly in front of me.
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Some woman in a Walmart here was arrested for riding a motorized cart through the store while drinking wine and eating fried chicken while high on cocaine.
Another woman who was white screamed at a cashier for not giving her a discount and claiming he was racist.
People let their children scream and cry because no one gives a shit so the entire day Walmart is just filled with the sounds of bratty kids
The things people wear are not to be discussed. We don't talk about what these chunky people wear in public.
The word "trash" was misspelled on one of the trash cans. I have a photo.
Someone smashed jars of sauce on the floor and didn't clean it up. I also have a photo.
Someone stocked Skittles with the packages for dry mashed potato mix. I also have a photo.
Someone charged 5 bucks and then 17 bucks for the same kind of meat in the discount spot because no one cares about what labels they put.
the last three were from the last time I was there.
Walmart employees get little to no benefits and are paid at the minimum and working for Walmart is hell.
I saw a woman with 3 kids, a crop top despite being a very... chunky woman, skinny jeans, and multicoloured dyed hair.
A man in a mcdonalds uniform with grey hair and nasty teeth walked up to me and my two younger siblings while we were alone and asked us to help him find the local middle school.
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Never mind Asda is fucking heaven compared to that Walmart.
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England itself is heaven compared to America.
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England doesn't have Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton so yeah I guess. You wanna come to heaven with me then~ ?
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We all know I'm destined for hell, bby.
Already got my bags packed.
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Drag me down to hell with you daddy~
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Y'never know, it could be fun~
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What the fuck? XD
how the fuck did you find that, that shit is amazing.
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Someone else linked it to me XD
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IT'S AN ORANGE I JUST TOLD YOU IT WAS AN ORANGE!!!!!!!
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Holy shit yes! My mum used to do it to me back when I had longer hair. She always used to put me in pink or blue dresses with my hair in pigtails or tied with a ribbon. I loved it back then so why not? I do it with myself sometimes. There's a giant mirror in my room so I just try on all of my clothes and do a gay pose in front of the mirror.
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My mother would struggle with my curly hair using a rattail comb and tie it back painfully hard just so I didn't look like a joke and that was usually the entirety of our interaction for the day before we were ditched for her dad to take care of while she went to school and he would leave us alone to leave the house to do the lottery or buy some more beer and cigarettes.
I hated getting my hair done. It hurt. I hated it so much.
I was fine with everything else tho.
Now adays I change my clothes once a week, shower once every 2 weeks, and brush my hair once every 3-4 months because that's how much I give a shit. I'd rather doll up someone else.
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I don't usually care about how 'scruffy' I look. I just get on with it. I only change my clothes when they're actually dirty, then I just shove them in the washing machine and sit in my underwear for half the day because I have no social life.
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My mum calls me a 'tramp' whenever I do just sit around in my underwear because she says it's not 'lady like'. Pffft if only she knew I wasn't her daughter I was her homosexual son in the closet.
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My 6th grade math teacher called me homeless.
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We're both just starving artists .
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Speaking of random things, I tied a rock to a string and boiled some sugar today to form sugar crystals.
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Ooo~ sounds fun. I did that once and I kept asking my science teacher if I could eat it...He said no....
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In 5th grade a girl named Olivia brought in a large volcano as her science project made entirely out of chocolate candies and didn't take it home or eat it after the project was over with.
And my seat was right next to it so every day I had to suffer in class watching it slowly go stale and dusty.
Such a waste of a lot of perfectly good chocolate...
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My mum is currently drunk and washing her face with anti bacterial wipes! I can't get her to stop and she's claiming to be the kitchen bench!
Also damn, that chocolate could have been eaten but it just taunted poor little papa.
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My older sister is walking around in her bra with those giant tits of hers and unrinsed conditioner in her hair and yelling that she can finally scratch freely then farting.
She might as WELL be drunk.
Unfortunately in 6 days she'll be legally allowed to drink.
I am afraid.
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My family is constantly acting drunk. My dad is actually always drunk tho.
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Same. Except I haven't seen my dad in a year and we don't talk because the conversation always leads to him insulting me.
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Your dad has no reason to insult you. You're amazing, and if anybody tells you otherwise come and tell me where they live so I can give them a Slavic slap in the face.
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