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Hulk Hogan Vs The Hulk

It has finally come down to this, the MAIN event! The scores are all tied up with each company having 4 points awarded to each side. Its do or die as the fate of BOTH companies lie completely with their two most promising behemoths, The Hulk and Hulk Hogan!

The Hulk comes out first and grumbles and scowls at the crowd. He gets a surprisingly huge pop (well what would have been surprising for Vince) while flailing his gianormous meet hooks in the air and pounding his chest like a giant green hairless King Kong.

Out comes Hogan second to his “Real American” Theme to squash Bruce Banner and declare victory for team WWE. When Both giants are in the ring, each takes a turn on the mic and blather painfully inept and undecipherable promos that sound more like amped up baby howls than intelligible insults. Then the two partake in an EPIC stare down! The stare down consists of Hogan’s standard pose downs while staying face and keeping eye contact with the Hulk. The Hulk stands tall, drools, cracks his knuckles, drools, shows teeth, growls and drools some more. This goes on for about 6 more hours before a fight actually commences. Curiously the sight of the two towering Hulks isn’t as striking as one would think (Hulk and Hulk Hogan oddly resemble the Cowardly Lion staring down a Jacked Up version of the Jolly Green Giant).

The battle FINALY begins and boy is the Crowd on fire! And it’s a good thing the fans are happy seeing as both participants put on what many wrestling pundits refer to as the WORST fought match of the night. With so much bulk flying around the ring and at such a sluggish pace, one could mistake this bout for a WBF fashion show! Some would even say this match makes Hogan & Warrior 2 look like a Rey Mysterio and Psychosis clinic by comparison.

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Hulk Hogan Vs The Hulk

It has finally come down to this, the MAIN event! The scores are all tied up with each company having 4 points awarded to each side. Its do or die as the fate of BOTH companies lie completely with their two most promising behemoths, The Hulk and Hulk Hogan!

The Hulk comes out first and grumbles and scowls at the crowd. He gets a surprisingly huge pop (well what would have been surprising for Vince) while flailing his gianormous meet hooks in the air and pounding his chest like a giant green hairless King Kong.

Out comes Hogan second to his “Real American” Theme to squash Bruce Banner and declare victory for team WWE. When Both giants are in the ring, each takes a turn on the mic and blather painfully inept and undecipherable promos that sound more like amped up baby howls than intelligible insults. Then the two partake in an EPIC stare down! The stare down consists of Hogan’s standard pose downs while staying face and keeping eye contact with the Hulk. The Hulk stands tall, drools, cracks his knuckles, drools, shows teeth, growls and drools some more. This goes on for about 6 more hours before a fight actually commences. Curiously the sight of the two towering Hulks isn’t as striking as one would think (Hulk and Hulk Hogan oddly resemble the Cowardly Lion staring down a Jacked Up version of the Jolly Green Giant).

The battle FINALY begins and boy is the Crowd on fire! And it’s a good thing the fans are happy seeing as both participants put on what many wrestling pundits refer to as the WORST fought match of the night. With so much bulk flying around the ring and at such a sluggish pace, one could mistake this bout for a WBF fashion show! Some would even say this match makes Hogan & Warrior 2 look like a Rey Mysterio and Psychosis clinic by comparison.