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Published: 2004-09-24 16:26:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 269; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 4
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Description The Black Duck Theory
. . . Honor's Thesis

In having a duck of the black variety, we can postulate that given measurements A and B where BL + ACK and DU is correlated by the sum of CK. The duck therefore can be proven that it is a Black Duck. We can also derive, given the statistical measurements of its analogous neck, that its neck is inversely proportional to the size of its head. The longer the neck, the smaller the head. The shorter the neck the more obese its cranial attachment. Inversely, the shorter the neck the bigger the head as well. Metamorphically speaking, the various degrees of contraception of the head, are immaculate. We have also postulated a paradigm shift in the emancipatory bi-product pertaining to the fusion of its cranial orifice. This results in the depletion of its size altogether for a limited amount of time.

Thus it is also called the Emancipation-Depletiatory Act of 1990 notwithstanding the global defusion of the molecular catastrophic imbalance of the Vitamin B complex in the bi-product commonly known as the Black Duck Act. Notwithstanding the quivering coif of glory due to the estimated reconditioning of the quantum dynamic specification-documentation of the elementary knowledge known as Middle Age Syndrome. We call this the mushroom theory which can be interchanged to the heterozygous cycle following the great depression of the Black Duck Theory concerning the bi-product of the theorem. This concerns Liechtenstein’s paradox which was originally derived from the hormonal speculations of sight beyond sight and by the power of Grey Skull, we have the power to declare that there are three kinds of ducks. The fallard duck, the ballard duck, and the mallard duck.

We can safely conclude that my duck is defiantly bigger than yours, but at a 95.675% confidence level at the point of exhaustion, the duck with the biggest head eats the mushroom of the magical variety. If imaginatively speculated, “What is the difference between a duck?” There is no difference between my multifaceted duck. They are in fact in correlation with the Mushroom Act and the duck of the black variety. Therefore I leave you to decide whether or not you choose to accept this theory. As for me, it is a reality but you’ve definitely lost 5 minutes of your lifetime.

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*by Jimyc Diaz & myrkymyrk. I am humbled to present to you his thesis.
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Comments: 6

Akira-Le [2004-12-23 13:27:13 +0000 UTC]

LOL...bwAhahHAha. hey, that didn't take five minutes but oh well. That's one minute of my life wondering whether or not i'm going around in circles or if there is a beginning or an end to reach in the first place.... >.< Thank you for the mind-numbing sensation. I needed it. My holidays are killing me. Think I'll go see what other prose you got and if I can make the sensation permanent...

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myrkymyrk In reply to Akira-Le [2004-12-24 23:09:02 +0000 UTC]

LOLNESSSSS!!!! I'm glad you liked it hahahahaha!!!! Silly things for silly people like us are a good break from stress haha well, hope your holidays will be a blast!!! Take cares

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blongblang [2004-09-24 20:34:58 +0000 UTC]

Lol... yup... this is some sort of humor that some people won't even read. But I luv it... lol.

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myrkymyrk In reply to blongblang [2004-09-24 20:47:21 +0000 UTC]

HEhehe hey blong make up a new theorem with mandy since she's been bumming around lately hehe. :woot:

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nicetry-badluck [2004-09-24 16:30:27 +0000 UTC]

lol...great read..much enjoyed..

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myrkymyrk In reply to nicetry-badluck [2004-09-24 18:55:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!!! I'm glad someone out there besides me and couple of my friends have a slightly different sense of humor! hehehee. There's still one more "Theorem" coming up so watch out for it! hahaha have a great day! :woot:

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