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Three weeks after the attempt on Kotaro’s life and things were running smoothly they had received another member bringing the Akatsuki back to full strength.
The new member is called Uchitoru from the Sand village and works with Kotaro in
a team of two, this turned out for the best as Uchitoru can keep Kotaro in check by
using his cigarette smoke imbued with chakra to hold him in one place while Kotaro
goes into fits of rage, the two young men were currently on a surveillance mission and it wasn’t going well.

The sun shone down, highlighting the dust that had been churned up by the two ninja that were being pursued by a mob of angry women

“Jashin damn it I told you we should have gone left “ Kotaro screamed as he dodged a couple of sticks thrown by the crazed mob “its not my fault how was I supposed to know that it was the women’s shower room” Uchitoru droned taking a puff from a cigarette that had seen better days “you were meant to know because you did the fucking surveillance for this shitty mission” Kotaro yelled “Hell if I knew it was gonna be this much I wouldn’t have volunteered us for it”

Then another stick flew out of the horde of young women and smacked the cigarette from Uchitoru’s mouth “AHHHHHHHH my cigarette where is it where is it!!!” he squealed crawling on hands and knees searching franticly for the little stub of tobacco and filter paper.

“Are you fucking kidding me” Kotaro screamed “we are about to get trampled to death by a horde of seriously pissed off and visually violated women”

(Of course had it been men chasing them then there would have been no hassle just a quick bombardment with kunai and Bobs your uncle but both ninja refused to harm women even if they were trying to strangle you with your own intestines)

Then they heard the cries of pervert and various other obscenities in the distance, and then just as the women began their descent upon the two ninjas Uchitoru raised himself from the path holding a mucky n and trodden on stub of a cigarette and stuck it behind his ear “right lets get out of here” Uchitoru grinned and shot towards the advancing women and Kotaro witnessed probably the strangest thing he had seen since he had found his Hidan’s extensive Ballet soundtrack collection.

As soon as the women got a good look at Uchitoru they realized it wasn’t the old Pervy Sage they were accustomed to but a handsome, dark haired young man.

The effect was instantaneous changing from a blood thirsty group of animals to a bunch of giggling, blushing, college girls.

Uchitoru passed through the mob of girls smoothly and quickly, but as soon as Kotaro went to follow him, the girls got a look at his white hair, scarred face, they all screamed and ran away.

Further up the road “what the fucking hell” Kotaro seethed “how come you got kisses and phone numbers and all I got were screams and scared faces, I mean I know I’m not a great picture but am I that bad” Kotaro pointed to his scars and white hair”

Uchitoru seemed to think for a few minutes then “Yes” he said simply and bolted down the path not wanting to be in hearing range of the swears and curses that would follow after him.

Description
Three weeks after the attempt on Kotaro’s life and things were running smoothly they had received another member bringing the Akatsuki back to full strength.
The new member is called Uchitoru from the Sand village and works with Kotaro in
a team of two, this turned out for the best as Uchitoru can keep Kotaro in check by
using his cigarette smoke imbued with chakra to hold him in one place while Kotaro
goes into fits of rage, the two young men were currently on a surveillance mission and it wasn’t going well.

The sun shone down, highlighting the dust that had been churned up by the two ninja that were being pursued by a mob of angry women

“Jashin damn it I told you we should have gone left “ Kotaro screamed as he dodged a couple of sticks thrown by the crazed mob “its not my fault how was I supposed to know that it was the women’s shower room” Uchitoru droned taking a puff from a cigarette that had seen better days “you were meant to know because you did the fucking surveillance for this shitty mission” Kotaro yelled “Hell if I knew it was gonna be this much I wouldn’t have volunteered us for it”

Then another stick flew out of the horde of young women and smacked the cigarette from Uchitoru’s mouth “AHHHHHHHH my cigarette where is it where is it!!!” he squealed crawling on hands and knees searching franticly for the little stub of tobacco and filter paper.

“Are you fucking kidding me” Kotaro screamed “we are about to get trampled to death by a horde of seriously pissed off and visually violated women”

(Of course had it been men chasing them then there would have been no hassle just a quick bombardment with kunai and Bobs your uncle but both ninja refused to harm women even if they were trying to strangle you with your own intestines)

Then they heard the cries of pervert and various other obscenities in the distance, and then just as the women began their descent upon the two ninjas Uchitoru raised himself from the path holding a mucky n and trodden on stub of a cigarette and stuck it behind his ear “right lets get out of here” Uchitoru grinned and shot towards the advancing women and Kotaro witnessed probably the strangest thing he had seen since he had found his Hidan’s extensive Ballet soundtrack collection.

As soon as the women got a good look at Uchitoru they realized it wasn’t the old Pervy Sage they were accustomed to but a handsome, dark haired young man.

The effect was instantaneous changing from a blood thirsty group of animals to a bunch of giggling, blushing, college girls.

Uchitoru passed through the mob of girls smoothly and quickly, but as soon as Kotaro went to follow him, the girls got a look at his white hair, scarred face, they all screamed and ran away.

Further up the road “what the fucking hell” Kotaro seethed “how come you got kisses and phone numbers and all I got were screams and scared faces, I mean I know I’m not a great picture but am I that bad” Kotaro pointed to his scars and white hair”

Uchitoru seemed to think for a few minutes then “Yes” he said simply and bolted down the path not wanting to be in hearing range of the swears and curses that would follow after him.