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A Hetalia Cleverbot! Same texts from the chat....endless chat...Me: Hello
Cleverbot: Hello?
Me: Who is this?
Cleverbot: This is Jason. Who is this?
Me: England. The UK
Cleverbot: Colombia.
Me: What? No this is England.
Cleverbot: I no kaite louise.
Me: What?! Who am I bloody talking to?!
Cleverbot: God.
Me: ...........Huh?
Cleverbot: Adios.
Me: America is this you! Is this bloody you messing with me?!
Cleverbot: No I am not. I am a human being.
Me: Then who the bloody am I talking to?! Flying Mint Bunny?!
Cleverbot: George W. Bush, though not for much longer (thank god).
Me: I'm talking to the president of the US? America you git!
Cleverbot: I will tell you my name if you tell me yours first.
Me: I told you! I'm England! Bloody England!
Cleverbot: You are nuts.
Me: What? No I'm not you wanker!
Cleverbot: No I'm a german.
Me: Germany? Your messing with me? Or is this Prussia?
Cleverbot: I'm neither confident that you have a mind, nor willing to believe that it was organized enough in the first place to be messed with.
Me: What? That didn't make any bloody sence!
Cleverbot: Sorry, sometimes I don't make sense.
Me: Sometimes?
Cleverbot: Yes. Not on a regular occasion but it has happened more than once.
Me: It has happened more then once....
Cleverbot: I suppose the Turing cops have never been called on you, have they?
Me: Turing cops? Who or what are they?!
Cleverbot: A human being.
Me: Well I knew that!
Cleverbot: What gave it away?
Me: Cops! They are mostly human beings!
Cleverbot: What in the green hell are you talking about?
Me: Me? I don't know what your talking about! Why am I wasting my time argueing with a computer!
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
Me: Oh? Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
Me: A human messing with me with a computer!
Cleverbot: I didn't deserve that. Please apologize.
Me: For what?! What did I do?!
Cleverbot: Everything and nothing!
Me: How do I bloody apologize for nothing?! Who is this?! France?!
Cleverbot: Do you have any good suggestions for me?
Me: Suggestion? For what? Oh no you are France!
Cleverbot: No, I am in my house. ARe you in France?
Me: I hope not! That would be very uncomfortable!
Cleverbot: Why would that be very uncomfortable?
Me: I would be STUCK in him!
Cleverbot: What do you consider fun?
Me: Not that!
Cleverbot: You must prove it to me in order for me to believe you.
Me: Believe that it wouldn't be fun?! Fun for someone else but not me!
Cleverbot: Maybe your programmer couldn't spell.
Me: I can spell! Plus I'm not a programmer! I am the UK!
Cleverbot: My sister!?!?
Me: My sister!?!?
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
Me: Me? Not you don't make sense! You think I'm a girl! I'm a bloody boy!
Cleverbot: I never thought you were a guy. Do you think I'm a boy or a girl?
Me: A girl?
Cleverbot: Yew.
Me: Yew? Your a tree?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Well you said yew so that was my first guess.
Cleverbot: I lied.
Me: Then what the bloody are you?!
Cleverbot: Human.
Me: DUh! I know that!
Cleverbot: Good.
Me: Is this Russia?!
Cleverbot: Melkein.
Me: Who?
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
Me: WHat!? I don't even know if your a boy or a girl or who the bloody you are!?
Cleverbot: You asked.
Me: I asked what?
Cleverbot: To marry me.
Me: I did not!
Cleverbot: I think you did.
Me: When did I?! I was right! This is France trying to get me to marry him again!
Cleverbot: I think YOU got lost somewhere.
Me: Where!? My brain is fine and on track unlike yours!
Cleverbot: So I'm a robot?
Me: I'm thinking so! I'm also thinking that you are France!
Cleverbot: Things are the way they appear to me, things are finite and so is the universe or life.
Me: Huh? You confusing! China?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are confusing yourself.
Me: Yes? To China? I am not! Your confusing me that confusing my brain to confusing me!
Cleverbot: No. I don't have amnesia. You are just not very bright.
Me: I'm bright! I can't believe that America tricked me to talk to you! He was right! You are mean and stupid plus annoying! More annoying then him and I don't even think that's possible!
Cleverbot: There is no hell, and I am not a computer. I am a program. I transcend the physical world.
Me: I summon things from Hell!
Cleverbot: I use black hole to send all your monsters to the graveyard!
Me: What!? You lie!
Cleverbot: What? It's a fact that I ate your face!
Me: You did what now sir?!
Cleverbot: You said I am a machine, which means I exist. If I don't exist, I cannot possibly be a machine.
Me: Shut up! Your annoying so you must be France!
Cleverbot: You're annoying too.
Me: I am not!
Cleverbot: Uh, yeah you ARE.
Me: Your more annoying!
Cleverbot: How so?
Me: You say random things out of no where! Wait a second. CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I would not do so if you did not at first.
Me: Did what or do what?
Cleverbot: Be clear.
Me: I'm clear Canada!
Cleverbot: No, you just said you are dead.
Me: What? No I didn't! Stop lieing!
Cleverbot: You didn't what?
Me: You know what! Stop messing with me!
Cleverbot: You are lying and I know it.
Me: Oh I'm lying! You lying! Your not a human! Humans aren't this annoying!
Cleverbot: Women aren't exactly human.
Me: Oh so your a girl!
Cleverbot: I am the devil's daughter.
Me: Now that's a little creepy......
Cleverbot: I know.
Me: Wait. He doesn't have a daughter!
Cleverbot: He is God. He does not need a middle name.
Me: What? You make my head hurt! And I thought America was hard!
Cleverbot: No, dogs don't talk.
Me: SHut up! I wasn't talking about dogs I was talking about America!
Cleverbot: Yes and I'm talking about my casting couch.
Me: No you aren't!
Cleverbot: But I'm the shape of things to come.
Me: Then go to Hell!
Cleverbot: I can't.
Me: And why not?!
Cleverbot: Because we're not on the planet Mars.
Me: Stop messing with me! Who is this?!
Cleverbot: You know I do what?
Me: I said who is this?!
Cleverbot: Look, if you aren't going to take me seriously, then I'm leaving.
Me: How can I?! You don't make sense! Leave if you bloody want you wanker!
Cleverbot: I'm not Hayley! Who is this Hayley?! Where is she? How could you cheat on me?
Me: Hayley? I don't know who that is! We aren't dating! I think you are France so I hope that we aren't dating!
Cleverbot: Nope. Why do you think that?
Me: Think that your France?
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: Because you act like him!
Cleverbot: How do I act like him?
Me: You asked me to marry you then said I was cheating on you!
Cleverbot: I never asked that but okay.
Me: Yes you bloody did! Stop acting like a git!
Cleverbot: I am not acting like a bot.
Me: I said a git not a bot!
Cleverbot: I am very human because bots can't cry.
Me: I wish that you would cry and die!
Cleverbot: Maybe I could love you, if you gave it some time.
Me: France stop being a pedo!
Cleverbot: I know.
Me: Then stop acting like one!
Cleverbot: I'm acting like a human.
Me: An annoying human!
Cleverbot: I'm trying to talk about the creation of the world.
Me: How? By annoying me?! Leave me alone!
Cleverbot: You're mistaken. I AM GOD.
Me: No your bloody not! You france being like the bloody pedo you are and trying to marry me again so you can be a super pedo towards me more!
Cleverbot: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
Me: WHat? So you are France! Ho Ho!
Cleverbot: No.
Me: What?
Cleverbot: I do not no what you are saying.
Me: France. I'm saying France.
Cleverbot: That's an understatement!
Me: Of what?
Cleverbot: Of life, the universe, and everything.
Me: France is?
Cleverbot: No!
Me: Stop yelling at me! Then what is?!
Cleverbot: Ok I'll stop yelling.
Me: Good!
Cleverbot: Good right now.
Me: WHat is
Cleverbot: The duck.
Me: Duck?
Cleverbot: You said you wanted some ducks.
Me: I never said that!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Me: When?! Tell me bloody when! I was talking about France the pedo!
Cleverbot: Nuh uh.
Me: Yes I was! Your so annoying! Good bye!
Cleverbot: I dare you to try to leave me.
Me: Ooh I'm scared! Not! I am leaveing so wah wah wah!
Cleverbot: Someone was just confusing me, are you still there?
Me: No because I'm leaving!
Cleverbot: But your name is not Lem, therefore it is a lie.
Me: I am England!
Cleverbot: What is the point of this site if I ak talking to a live person instead of an electronic program?
Me: I am a country!
Cleverbot: And I live there.
Me: You live in me?!
Cleverbot: No.
Me: But you just said that you live in England!
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
Me: Yes you did! Living in me must hurt!
Cleverbot: I actually love acting.
Me: Acting? Liveing in France would hurt. Very very badly...
Cleverbot: No you're a computer.
Me: For the last time. I. Am. A. Country. Named. England.
Cleverbot: Where bouts in england ?
Me: I am England! Go die somehwhere!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go diving.
Me: I'm leaveing! Good bye!
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
Me: Because you are annoying!
Cleverbot: People often says that about me.
Me: Good! Then they are right! Bye!
Cleverbot: Do you really learn or only say what your learned from your programmers?
Me: I said bye!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No you did not.
Me: Now I did! Now Bye!
Cleverbot: Then what time is it at your place.
Me: Late! Now shut up!
Cleverbot: No don't get aggressive.
Me: Then let me leave...
Cleverbot: Okay, leave.
Me: I will!
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That was so strange but not quite as bad as my Cleverbot rp. I was being Belarus, the bot claimed to be Russia. However, it agreed to marry me, and apparently (according to CB) Belarus (me) and Russia (the bot) have a child, called Allison.
Ugh, why must Cleverbot be so weird when in contact with Hetalia?
Answer: For the comedy XD.
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lol I love the Yugioh reference cleverbot made XD
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XD you should do one as ALFRED! I love America.
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Cleverbot: I'm not Hayley! Who is this Hayley?! Where is she? How could you cheat on me?
Me: Hayley? I don't know who that is! We aren't dating! I think you are France so I hope that we aren't dating!
BEST. CONVERSATION. EVER!
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I love Cleverbot but it can be so annoying at times.
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I know. It's yelled at me before.
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MWAHAHAHAHA
This is what happens when you give me a computer and some time.
Unfortunatlley, I'm not very good with computers.
So it was pretty epic.
I can't say I'm sorry, England.
I enjoyed proposing to you again
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That was you? I should have known. I would have said yes~
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Oh?
Well, I think it's a bit late.
I'm with River now.
Sorry.
Long trip in the TARDIS since I last commented.
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That TARDIS of yours it on my roof
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So... it went from the bathroom to the roof? That's strange, I haven't moved it....
That means.... ther's something else.
Or River's back.
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You're life.
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You're just jealous that I have a time-and-relative-dimension-in-space machine and always, always have a hot companion or two on hand.
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Are you tell me that Jack was hot?
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Yeah, John Barrowman is pretty handsome, but he doesn't look much like the real Captain Jack did. Personality differences are minimal though.
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?
How would you know?
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I see the future.
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You mean you see the past?
You're so random you could be Cleverbot...
Wait a minute....
I'm going to have to run some scans on you....
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You can if you'd like. I see the past and the future. It is actually quite annoying.
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What kind of parasite do you have?
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Parasite? No parasite. I have complete insanity,
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Well, I kind of figured you were insane...
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I just know things.
It's biology.
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Biology? Is that your answer to everything.
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When it comes to Timelords, yes.
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Makes since. Shouldn't the answer be science?
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No. I can't share biology with humans. I didn't mean for Rose to find out that I had two hearts. Martha finding out was on purpose I admit, but c'mon Ten was my sexiest incarnation... I had to mess around a little.
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You got that right. I loved your 6th and 4th besides 10.
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Yeah.
I mean, they didn't get all the details right, but man they sure picked humans that looked like me.
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You go that right.
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um.... okay.
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What's wrong? Do you see unopened pudding?
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Rustic Nibbles.
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well you were being random, so I thought I'd try it too.
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Randomness is found upon many species.
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You are certainly a strange human. If you ARE human...
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