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Published: 2009-07-30 11:51:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 1057; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 24
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Description You guys probably saw this coming a MILE away.

Sorry boys. You got Megan Fox's ass and the ass of another slut who wasn't even memorable enough to survive the first hour.

This time, the ladies are gettin' a lil' sumtin' sumtin', and it's NOT John Tuturro's ass. Though I'd still claw that pressed ham to pieces...

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Comments: 125

Nagi-Oki In reply to ??? [2010-07-19 06:40:23 +0000 UTC]

Meh.

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HauntedBreaker [2009-08-03 16:04:00 +0000 UTC]

Dear god Fallen giving Tracks a handjob is like a nightmare. The dude has like 20 fingers on EACH hand!!

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Nagi-Oki In reply to HauntedBreaker [2009-08-03 16:06:26 +0000 UTC]

Heh, that means he's GOOD it's like a groin shiatsu.

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Nortstar [2009-08-01 07:18:23 +0000 UTC]

That was totaly awsome part ^^
I wish it was in reall movie

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Nagi-Oki In reply to Nortstar [2009-08-01 11:40:53 +0000 UTC]

Everyone does.

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Nortstar In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-08-01 12:29:10 +0000 UTC]

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dragal996 [2009-07-31 21:09:39 +0000 UTC]

Baystard doesn't even like Transformers?!?! No wonder his movie suckedso much! I mean why the hell would you even make a movie if it was based on something you didn't even like?! So you could piss off a whole load of fans?! Oh, that's right. Because he totally NEEDS the money. He needs a few extra million that he really has no use for except to flaunt with and prance around with other fake people who are the same kind of bastards as himself. It just pisses me off. The first movie was good, but only the actual Transformers. The second movie was pointless explosions and Hooters women. It wasn't good. And overall, it was just another series that Ops dies in. WTF! He's already died in nearly every series he's been in![link]

But now, we have Nagi-Oki to save us from the horrors of MB's directing. And we won't have to suffer, painfully watching Hooters women and stuff blowing up. Michael Bay is about to be thoroughly shown up.

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Nagi-Oki In reply to dragal996 [2009-08-01 02:29:47 +0000 UTC]

Who said I wouldn't blow shit up? I like explosions, but I like them in proportion to plot. For every part plot you add 1/4 part explosion. Simple recipe actually.

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dragal996 In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-08-08 01:28:06 +0000 UTC]

Well what I meant was 'We don't have to watch Hooters women and stuff blowing up that either has nothing to do w/ the plot (unless it's bloopers) or is WAY TOO FAR over the top.

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Nagi-Oki In reply to dragal996 [2009-08-08 01:43:57 +0000 UTC]

Nah, that clarifies it better.

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dragal996 In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-08-08 02:11:07 +0000 UTC]

Yea. If I came off sounding alittle rude in that last reply, I didn't mean to. Just bad wording (one of my common downfalls), I suppose.

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Nagi-Oki In reply to dragal996 [2009-08-08 02:13:49 +0000 UTC]

Is ok hun, I don't offend easy.

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dragal996 In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-08-10 03:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Okay, cuz, it's like, I read back over it and it just sounded so snappish and rather nasty and I was thinking 'Uhh... that came off in the wrong tone.' And it did, really. I'm sorry.

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Nagi-Oki In reply to dragal996 [2009-08-10 03:17:49 +0000 UTC]

Is ok, like I said, thick skinned.

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GerbilAssassin [2009-07-31 16:48:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank YOU Nagi! <3

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Nagi-Oki In reply to GerbilAssassin [2009-07-31 16:53:05 +0000 UTC]

You are most welcome.

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Tessombra [2009-07-31 03:11:55 +0000 UTC]

And here I thought you'd be annoyed at the Fallen mussing up Tracks (I personally would have thought you'd have dressed your avatar up as the Fallen to do the molesting but--eh!). As far what the guys think--the whole summer movie season has been about them, so --PHHHHTHB!

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Nagi-Oki In reply to Tessombra [2009-07-31 14:15:04 +0000 UTC]

I'm a voyeur Tess, you know my stance on sex. The thought of ME actually HAVING it nauseates me to the point I've forsaken it.

Besides, I live my life vicariously through the figures, I pretend I watch two robots go at it like petro-rabbits and I'm able to stave off a two hour crying jag for at least one more day.

BTW hows your trip coming along? How many hitchers you pick up? How many are now chilling in your meat cooler?

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Tessombra In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-08-01 00:56:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I remember.

Trip, trip, trip--yeah--after spending a WEEK prior with movie Prime throwing pieces of himself at me from the shelf above me, I decided to TAKE him. He kept throwing pieces of himself at me during vacation when I left him to take the kids on their forays so I bought him a girlfriend. I get back home, he's STILL throwing things at me to take him--where ever. I suppose that was a good thing--the kids are brats--they don't get along at the BEST of times (we include their dad in that). The blond one almost drown herself in a pond in a botanical garden, the littlest one had bigger meltdowns (too much stimulation), and the BIG one spent half the time pouting outside his aunts' house because he didn't get along with HER. The cruise control on the rental car broke after we left the state, I would have voided the warentee (and gotten into trouble) if I fixed it en route, and it stormed the whole time. Going to Lacitar's house was the best part of the trip.

I do NOT want to go on leave with them again--at LEAST for another year, thank you very much!

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Nagi-Oki In reply to Tessombra [2009-08-01 02:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Ah, family trips... this takes me back.

I think my parents are ACTUALLY glad I go on my own trips for the conventions. Saves them THIS aggravation and headache.

Still, I'd take a bad day on vacation over a good day at work ANY DAY...

At least you're all back safe sound and intact. Glad you're safe.

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Tessombra In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-08-01 02:49:12 +0000 UTC]

Me too--cause now, school starts in three weeks. Yay!

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Nagi-Oki In reply to Tessombra [2009-08-01 11:42:21 +0000 UTC]

Happy days for you, I take it?

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Tessombra In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-08-01 14:17:58 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. I can clean the house and it actually stay CLEAN for however long they're in school.

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Nagi-Oki In reply to Tessombra [2009-08-01 15:07:37 +0000 UTC]

Must be nice.

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AosakiKeiko [2009-07-31 00:07:09 +0000 UTC]

All my nitpicks about the movie aside, you got me here with Tracks XD

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Nagi-Oki In reply to AosakiKeiko [2009-07-31 01:34:45 +0000 UTC]

Heh how couldn't I?

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Pyro-Wolf0711 [2009-07-30 22:22:28 +0000 UTC]

Hell, in my personal movie canon, the Arcee triplets are Ironhide's harem. He's too much mech for one femme to handle.

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Nagi-Oki In reply to Pyro-Wolf0711 [2009-07-31 01:35:00 +0000 UTC]

Hehj heh heh heh NICE.

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Xeno-the-Hedgehog [2009-07-30 20:22:35 +0000 UTC]

I don't find Megan Fox attractive at all. I went to see the film for one thing, and one thing only; to watch vehicles and other machines transform and battle to the death, while maintaining an engaging and well-written plot. I would have enjoyed the film far more if every sex joke, drug reference, and scantily clad female character were absent, with the possible exception of Alice, whom I thought was well-planned but poorly executed (when you think about the implications, pretenders are an intriguing concept, but I didn't actually start to like Alice until after she dropped her human facade and revealed how dangerous she really was). The main problem with these films is that they cater too much to the casual viewer, rather than focusing on the actual premise of the franchise. I would feel much greater satisfaction watching a transformer's pieces shifting into place as it transformed than I would be staring at a provocatively dressed female character whose sole purpose is to maximize box office earnings by attracting horny teenagers. I guess it's safe to assume that the folks at HasTak either neglected or purposely excluded Kiss Players when they taught Bay about the various TF series that have been released since 1984; that particular series would probably have made him reluctant to include the crude humor. Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking about, if Bay knew about Kiss Players, the unnecessary human involvement would have been even worse.

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Nagi-Oki In reply to Xeno-the-Hedgehog [2009-07-31 01:42:35 +0000 UTC]

Bay has openly proclaimed that he doesn't like Transformers. He's just doing this to make his daddy happy, so of course were stuck with his misogynist ways.

And I hate Megan Fox more than Adolf Hitler. The bitch has no idea what a walking negative female stereotype she is.

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Plush-Bots [2009-07-30 17:27:18 +0000 UTC]

And I was hoping for plushie cuffs XD;

slaggit woman! What have you got me into?!?!?

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Nagi-Oki In reply to Plush-Bots [2009-07-31 01:43:03 +0000 UTC]

Plushie cuffs are too big for my Alternators Tracks.

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Plush-Bots In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-07-31 04:31:28 +0000 UTC]

XD oh, I'm sure you'll find some use for plushie cuffs

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Nagi-Oki In reply to Plush-Bots [2009-07-31 13:38:51 +0000 UTC]

Hows that plushie straight jacket coming along?

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Plush-Bots In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-07-31 18:51:35 +0000 UTC]

DX I hasn't had time to work on it.....
keep reminding me though, I'll get to it one of these days

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Nagi-Oki In reply to Plush-Bots [2009-08-01 02:31:51 +0000 UTC]

STRAITJACKET! STRAITJACKET! STRAITJACKET!

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Plush-Bots In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-08-01 06:51:15 +0000 UTC]

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Nagi-Oki In reply to Plush-Bots [2009-08-01 11:42:38 +0000 UTC]

Stait...JACKET!!!

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faeryl-moomba [2009-07-30 16:09:54 +0000 UTC]

You have made my morning with tied-up Tracks. :3

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Nagi-Oki In reply to faeryl-moomba [2009-07-30 16:38:06 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad.

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pokemonsdoom [2009-07-30 15:57:49 +0000 UTC]

dudette this is like the clean version of the movie i mean even i didn't wanna see some chicks bum.

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Nagi-Oki In reply to pokemonsdoom [2009-07-30 16:38:35 +0000 UTC]

Tell me about it.

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pokemonsdoom In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-07-30 16:41:11 +0000 UTC]

i mean this version is alot better because of less explosions.

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Nagi-Oki In reply to pokemonsdoom [2009-07-30 16:55:58 +0000 UTC]

FOR NOW. It wouldn't be a transformers movie if SOMETHING big didn't go splodey, and that'd make Wheeljack cry.

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pokemonsdoom In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-07-30 18:53:23 +0000 UTC]

yah something as in one not everything michele bay sees as a target for a nuke.

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Nagi-Oki In reply to pokemonsdoom [2009-07-31 01:44:06 +0000 UTC]

Heh, sadly.

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pokemonsdoom In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-07-31 17:01:36 +0000 UTC]

i would agee but someone told me on DA i should go fuck myself for my jokes.

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Nagi-Oki In reply to pokemonsdoom [2009-07-31 17:03:25 +0000 UTC]

Then conjecture that their mother is a prostitute.

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pokemonsdoom In reply to Nagi-Oki [2009-07-31 17:08:05 +0000 UTC]

i don't know if that is true or not and besides i reported them to the helpdesk.

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Nagi-Oki In reply to pokemonsdoom [2009-07-31 17:15:13 +0000 UTC]

Good, people can be assholes at times.

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