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nai246 — The unfriendly skunk

Published: 2006-01-08 06:20:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 1240; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 5
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Description This is Herman, (we named him) He is a stripped skunk that decided to live in our wind breaking trees and bushes. We feed him and thats how I got this picture. Now, I'm sorry, my night pictures really suck. That and I was really scared. Herman is dead now because of what he did with me. Before we gave him his food. I stood back against a tree with my camera ready. My sister got the food out and set it about 6 ft. (1.5 meters) in front of me. He came and I snapped 2 picts of him. He didn't mind the flash. I caught wind of my enemy (pollen) and suddenly sneezed. He was scared shitless and spewed green gooey crap everywhere(that includes on me) it was unbearable. I had to go to school smelling like skunk. I decieded to take action and had to kill him. now we feed opossoums. That is the next picture I'll post.
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Comments: 18

Badtr1p [2010-09-22 08:45:34 +0000 UTC]

it was your fault you got sprayed you fucking idiot. Why would you kill it ? that is so unecessary.

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SarahJuneBug [2010-04-29 02:01:50 +0000 UTC]

If you killed the poor thing, you deserved to be sprayed...

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Cass-Theh-Mew [2009-11-21 19:33:05 +0000 UTC]

D:< FFFF. HOW DARE YOU KILL A LITTLE SKUNK.

ALL BECAUSE IT WAS TRYING TO DEFEND ITSELF.

You make me sick >:I i hope someone kills you for trying to protect yourself. You deserve it, bastard.

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AerospacerJ [2009-07-14 05:45:02 +0000 UTC]

Let me guess. You'll feed the opossums until they bite, then you'll kill them too? Well?

If I were in the same situation, I would have obtained some gloves and dressed in disposable clothing, take him and shoved him in a pet carrier, and set him into the wild. That would have been the more 'human' thing to do.

Unlike the others, I'm actually taking the fact that you are a kid into account, and will not throw anything more than said.

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ictitherium [2009-03-24 23:57:56 +0000 UTC]

You fail at life sir.

As a mustelid lover/rights activist I hope Karma gets you bad.

You have been reported to the DA staff.

I hope you choke on your own spit you lowlife.

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CZGoldEdition [2009-03-24 21:38:11 +0000 UTC]

Way to be a shitty failure.

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StormyZoonoc [2009-03-24 21:00:51 +0000 UTC]

Wow seriously? You killed it because it sprayed you? That's incredibly cowardly of you.

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faithrot [2007-03-02 23:40:23 +0000 UTC]

You suck.

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OtterUmpa [2007-03-02 23:01:48 +0000 UTC]

Let's see...what are you scared of? Heights? Needles? Clowns? Something that really makes you shiver and fear for bodily harm...
Take that and multiply it to the umpteenth power, so that you're actually fearing for your life. Let's say someone is threatening you, holding a gun to your head, and they've already shot several other people...so you know they'll do it.
If you scream, cry, shiver, look frightened at all - natural reaction when you're scared shitless, right? - they're going to kill you. Fuck the fact that it's a perfectly normal reaction and their fault for holding the gun to your head and threatening you in the fashion that they are...it's your fault if you piss your pants or whimper or even sweat a bit. Yours. Only yours. All your own. Right?

You're terrible. The skunk was eating, because you fed him. The skunk came because he wanted to eat the food you offered. You lured him to you; he didn't attack you out of wanton anger or because he would enjoy it.
You scared him, then you killed him. I hope you're happy with yourself. Stop feeding wild animals before one bites you, and you decide he/she has to die for his/her terrible encroachment that you brought - 100 percent - on yourself.

I hope those 'possums give you rabies.

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RyuuseiShinda [2007-03-02 16:40:20 +0000 UTC]

But liek OMG~ you had to go to school smelling all gross and shit? That must have been soooo totally embarassing! Almost liek, omg, going to school naked!

You're right, that skunk totally deserved to die because you were dumb enough to get near it and scare it. Skunks spray, that's what they do. He had no idea you were sneezing; he probably thought you were going to attack him. You're a shitty human being.

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Cass-Theh-Mew In reply to RyuuseiShinda [2010-01-16 05:41:44 +0000 UTC]

I agree, man. :'c this really made me cry while reading it. I adore skunks, i really do and just hearing about this just made me cry my eyes out ;-;

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Nekochanlive [2007-03-02 15:53:09 +0000 UTC]

that poor skunk. That skunk didn't do anything wrong other than following it's instancts.

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rxsuicide [2007-03-02 13:31:51 +0000 UTC]

You are seriously a waste of human flesh.

You KILLED a living, breathing animal because it DOES WHAT IT NATURALLY DOES when it's SCARED.

I should come over there and kill you JUST BECAUSE, just like you did with this poor baby skunk. Asshole.

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LarissaAllen [2007-02-24 20:37:10 +0000 UTC]

This this the most fucked up thing I've read on DeviantArt.

You feed a wild animal, take the risk of doing so.

YOU scare HIM. He sprays because he's scared.

So you kill him.

Well that's just awesome. I'd love to knock some sense into right now with a brick.

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Vermelho [2006-01-08 06:22:21 +0000 UTC]


Your story made me laugh out loud. I'm so sorry it happened! But it made such a great stoooooooory!!!!!! I was going to say he was cute, but I'm having second thoughts...

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Cass-Theh-Mew In reply to Vermelho [2010-01-16 05:39:57 +0000 UTC]

HOW DARE YOU THINK ITS FUNNY THAT AN INNOCENT ANIMAL WAS KILLED D:< YOU OUGHT TO BE KILLED FOR SAYING THAT. -rage-

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LarissaAllen In reply to Vermelho [2007-02-25 02:35:29 +0000 UTC]

Nothing is funnier than killing wildlife because of a persons stupid risky mistakes!

WHAT A LAFF!!!

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nai246 In reply to Vermelho [2006-01-08 06:47:00 +0000 UTC]

Thats okay. The whole reason I even went about what happened was because it was funny. Not at the time, but looking back, it was funny

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