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Published: 2009-04-17 07:27:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 8008; Favourites: 122; Downloads: 0
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Description I don't like Twilight. I love Buffy and Angel.

Vampires die when they go in the sunlight. They burn and they die. They don't look like they just got done gangbanging a pixie. I love Real Vampires.

This is my opinion and I'll draw what I want. I'm not going to apologize for disliking what you drool over.

Spike © Joss Whedon.
Edward Cullen © That Meyer twat.

1 hour, OpenCanvas.
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Comments: 113

theartestfromhell [2016-01-11 07:30:09 +0000 UTC]

Twilight: it's like Buffy minus everything good. 

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ShazelFable [2013-03-28 17:21:21 +0000 UTC]

8D heehee that's hilarious nicely done. Real vampires are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than twilight vampires...they do NOT sparkle XD

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BloomedFoxglove In reply to ShazelFable [2013-10-10 23:21:45 +0000 UTC]

that be funny if they could XD

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flamegrell [2013-03-16 02:35:38 +0000 UTC]

lol love it

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Hoki-Lokison [2012-08-04 15:32:12 +0000 UTC]

thanks! this is awesome.

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Joel-DarkStar [2011-11-22 21:22:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I agree that is what a vampire should be. Not any of that pansie pretty boy looking dumbshits who look like they are afraid to break a nail. I praise you for sumbitting this.

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SheFreak33 [2011-07-25 04:44:48 +0000 UTC]

I love Spike's expression in the last panel. It's perfectly done.

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msmurrder [2011-02-27 17:36:56 +0000 UTC]

lol omg this is funy

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BlackRose1013 [2010-11-16 19:09:15 +0000 UTC]

"They don't look like they just got done gangbanging a pixie." Wow thts a new one XDDD

I used to love vampires, but Meyers destroyed my love for it.

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Creativesm75 [2010-09-28 18:42:35 +0000 UTC]

whedon pwns
Meyer= must be slapped 1000 times.

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adrianjasper [2010-09-23 09:28:01 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Best ever.

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jelgal [2010-09-16 22:49:22 +0000 UTC]

I laughed. A lot.
XD

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ScarlettShinigami [2010-08-31 05:29:23 +0000 UTC]

lololololololol, Gangbanged a pixie!

F**k Edward Cullen! Give me Spike anyday!

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elena3sunny [2010-08-03 15:00:40 +0000 UTC]

in twilight when they go outside in the day acquire swarovski

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l4d2lover [2010-07-31 06:41:57 +0000 UTC]

ounce i saw this i go SPIKE! xD

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furrypaws12 [2010-05-18 23:48:12 +0000 UTC]

real men don't sparkle... I only read vampire because I like fantasy. It'd be good if it were more, vampireish... Still, I love parts of it and hate others., this is so funny! I love Buffy better than twilight though. It's Spike! he gonna eat you! Watch out for da wooden stake!

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FireandWater258 [2010-04-19 05:22:11 +0000 UTC]

I bet Eddie wet his pants when he saw the face of a real vampire! I love how you drew Spike! Make me want to hug him even more, even if he has his eating/fighting face on

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Bluejayz40 [2010-02-28 07:00:03 +0000 UTC]

Edward would probably wet his pants if he saw a real vampire lol

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VampiraDaee [2010-02-07 20:29:59 +0000 UTC]

I love you!!!

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jellyskink [2009-12-20 22:10:36 +0000 UTC]

so true!

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Alpha-Sorrow [2009-11-21 22:55:03 +0000 UTC]

Love it - especially Spike's expression in the second panel

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GriffindoorMermaid [2009-10-25 01:09:50 +0000 UTC]

LOL! I love it!
I do like Twilight but am not all crazy for it. Besides...no matter how ANYONE feels about Twilight......Spike would laugh at it!
Not only would he kick Edward's arse....he'd kick Jame's and Laurant's as well!
Spike would show those two a thing or two about what being the Big Bad is all about!

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NanaScar In reply to GriffindoorMermaid [2009-10-25 01:47:23 +0000 UTC]

Haha, so true. The game face alone is enough to scare the pants off of those vamp wannabees.

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GriffindoorMermaid In reply to NanaScar [2009-10-25 04:35:09 +0000 UTC]

Heee...heee...do you read "Southern Vampire Mysteries"? (True Blood). One of the books mentions this very thing!

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NanaScar In reply to GriffindoorMermaid [2009-10-25 05:31:57 +0000 UTC]

Nooo, sorry. ^_^;

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JaggedHound [2009-10-22 09:35:08 +0000 UTC]

As much as I like Twilight, Spike would fully kick Edward's arse. Plain, hard, non-sparkly truth XD

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NanaScar In reply to JaggedHound [2009-10-22 21:13:20 +0000 UTC]

OMFG! XD That made my day! Thanks so much!

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JaggedHound In reply to NanaScar [2009-10-23 07:17:58 +0000 UTC]

Happy to help!

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Mud-kip-per [2009-09-23 21:40:48 +0000 UTC]

You are officially my new favorite artist! XD

My theory for the Twilight vamps is that they aren't vampires, but leech-men. Leeches suck blood and are shiny. It makes sense!

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NanaScar In reply to Mud-kip-per [2009-09-23 21:59:02 +0000 UTC]

Whoo!

I believe it with no fucking problem. Bleh leech-pires.

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CatrionaMalfoy [2009-09-13 01:47:14 +0000 UTC]

Ewww... "say it..." he was totally hitting on Spike! Spike should kill him. Ooooh oh! Or drop him into a time portal at Angelus's feet and say "have fun mate!" hee hee.

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NanaScar In reply to CatrionaMalfoy [2009-09-14 19:36:01 +0000 UTC]

You just gave me a new idea for a comic. XD

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CatrionaMalfoy In reply to NanaScar [2009-09-15 02:14:08 +0000 UTC]

OOooooooh. Send me the link if you do it!!!! Or even just write a fanfic! ^___^ Bwahahahaha!

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CreepyCwissy [2009-08-30 20:52:14 +0000 UTC]

Lol i love the "say it"
xD

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NanaScar In reply to CreepyCwissy [2009-08-31 11:23:27 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thanks!

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CreepyCwissy In reply to NanaScar [2009-09-01 21:48:57 +0000 UTC]

of course

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BloodyKisses56 [2009-08-29 23:42:41 +0000 UTC]

fantastic

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NanaScar In reply to BloodyKisses56 [2009-08-31 11:23:15 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! ^_^

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BloodyKisses56 In reply to NanaScar [2009-08-31 20:35:17 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

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4nim3-Sg-1-fr34k [2009-08-22 14:35:40 +0000 UTC]

THAAANK YOU!! angel and spike were and always wil be the original vamps. and NUTHIN can take that away.

as many ppl have said...cuz buffy staked edward the end.

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Maylenne [2009-06-24 17:22:53 +0000 UTC]

Spike ♥

Loved it


m!

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NanaScar In reply to Maylenne [2009-07-01 05:38:17 +0000 UTC]

Hahaaaaaa, thanks!

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LestatDeBratPrince [2009-06-24 02:46:36 +0000 UTC]

FDGDFGD this is hilarious even though I don't like the buffy vamps OMG<3
LOL.

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NanaScar In reply to LestatDeBratPrince [2009-07-01 05:38:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh, awesome. Thank you!

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LestatDeBratPrince In reply to NanaScar [2009-07-02 00:04:40 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome! :33

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moehawk37 [2009-06-08 14:54:56 +0000 UTC]

*high fives you* when I saw the sparking in twilight, I was like Spike's expression in the first panel. I was like.. "is that it? where is the smoking and burning? where is the vamping out? WHERE ARE THE TEETH OR THE LUMPY BROW?!!! AND WHAT IS THIS SPARKLING CRAP???" Point blank, the un-dead should not sparkle. Joss Weadon's vampires = awesome. Good work!

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LP4eva [2009-05-27 05:15:13 +0000 UTC]

Woot! Another who shares my view!
REAL vampires definitly DO NOT sparkle!!
& i also love Angel (though i havent seen all that many episodes yet..)

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NanaScar In reply to LP4eva [2009-05-28 00:45:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much! Keep watching Angel!

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LP4eva In reply to NanaScar [2009-05-29 06:01:18 +0000 UTC]

will do! in fact.. am doing! theres an episode on TV in about an hour that im gonna go watch

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Jack--Sparrow [2009-05-27 03:32:48 +0000 UTC]

i hate twilight!!!!

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