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Published: 2013-07-29 12:25:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 423; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 2
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For a friend's birthday. Yeah, I know I'm late, but I read that in this native american tribe, when they give late gifts for people's birthday is because they wish a long, happy life- ok I'm sorry ;-;Anyway.
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Aw sorry, but I'm glad (?) xD
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This is amazing. So many feels, my new Ipod lock screen.
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Really? Awww, thank you so much <3
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It is! It's so... EMOTIONAL
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I didn't even mean to, but after you said it, yeah, I could see why xD
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I have two hearts, you can't beat me <3
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All I have to do is reproduce. β₯ β₯ β₯
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I mean in my chest <3
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. . . I'll reproduce in my chest. β₯ β₯ β₯ β₯
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Do you have enough space for that?
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ARE YOU TAKING A CRACK ON MY ASIAN CHEST?
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HAH, NO, you know I didn't. Maybe on your asian ribs?
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I HOPE YOU'RE PAYING FOR DAMAGES.
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BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOU WANT TO WIN OVER MY TWO HEARTS!
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WELL, GOSH, DON'T COMPLAIN JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO EAT A LOT.
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I'M NOT- you didn't say this was for eating purposes. It changes everything.
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It does. Because then it can way more than two hearts.
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Β imagine a heart instead of an apple and it's perfect
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This is why we get along so well.
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. . . that is fucking perfect, what the fuck. I LOVE THIS.
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I don't even know, it's fun to find weird stuff, I LOVE IT TOO
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OKAY
No this is disturbing, I meant this
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Aaahahaha, what the flabby love for the yellow shaky sphere. Now I want to try to findβ
OHMY FUCKING GOD GUYL
IT'S THE COCK MAN FROM YOUR DREAM
Β Β
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WHAT THE ACTUAL- HAHAHA, I so amΒ that pink little dude.Β
......... Jesus
OH GOD
YOU FOUND HIM
HE WAS RUNNING ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THAT
HOW DID YOU
HOW DID I
I'M CONFUSED
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You know what, you fucking are. With your hands right on the controversial spot. You closet pervert, you.
HAHA, I DID
HOLY FUCKING GOAT BUTT
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IT MUST MEAN I'M PSYCHIC
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Hey, I'm just trying to steady myself. Plus, I bet she likes it. OK SORRY
YOU ARE THERE'S NO DENYING THAT
THE ONLY THING DIFFERENT IS THE GIGANTIC DICK
BUT STILL
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'Trying to steady myself' YOU WILL MAKE THE GREATEST PERVERT, GUYL. c':
WELL, FUCK ME THRICE AND CALL ME BUSHY.
AH, YES, WELL. THIS IS dA, I BET THEY WOULD HAVE REMOVED DICK CONTENT FOR OFFENSIVE IMAGERY
SO YES, STILL
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WILL.
NO NEED TO FUCK YOU THREE TIMES TO KNOW IF YOU'RE BUSHY OR NOT ok sorry
BUT YES, THAT MAKES SENSE, IT'S SO DEFINITELY HIM
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OH, SHIT, YOU HAVE ME THERE. WELL PLAYED.
WHAT IF THERE IS A NEED? WHAT IF YOU ONLY COLLECT PARTIAL IMPRESSIONS UNTIL THE THIRD TIME, WHEN YOU'RE FINALLY ABLE TO PUT ALL THE DATA TOGETHER TO ASCERTAIN BUSHINESS? WHAT THEN? keke no I'm always worse shush
IT SO IS, I'M CRY
WITH TEARS OF LUBE
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THANK YOU.
ARE YOU ASSUMING I FUCK WITH MY EYES CLOSED ALL THE TIME? BECAUSE YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE RIGHT exactly, I have to keep it that way and be pure.
BECAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE TO USE SO MANY LUBE TO GET HIS THING INSIDE YOU, YES I AGREE
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THINK NOTHING OF IT, SIR MADAM.
I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT. I KNOW YOU FUCK WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED ALL THE TIME. Data, data . . . /gringuylgrin
HOW DARE YOU
I AM A GRODY SECRETER OF SLIME
I HAVE NO NEED FOR LUBE, THANK YOU VERY MOCHI
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OKAY?
OH REALLY? REALLY? THEN WHAT DO I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT WHILE I'M ON IT no don't answer that you'll probably get me paranoid.
Now I feel like a 5 year old because of the fact I laughed more at "thank you very mochi" than at anything else. Just thought I should share that.
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RIGHT-O!
WHEN YOU'RE ON IT? WHY, YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUTβalright, whatever you say, just stepping right off this ledge
Haha. Hahaha. Hahahahaha.
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