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Published: 2010-03-07 11:28:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 4569; Favourites: 54; Downloads: 31
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I loved Justin Gabirel's cute little outfit! It was so different. Honestly I thought he looked like Chun Li!
But man on man is that guy talented. That 450 splash was brilliant. And I adore his accent. I hope he wins. Let's hope Matt's bad luck doesn't run off on him!
Skip Sheffield... I found it hard to understand what he was saying. When he introduced himself as the "Cornfed Meathead" I really thought he said "Cornfed Inbred"!
I did enjoy the utter distain on William Regal's face. That was entertaining.
And I just can't hate a guy named Skip.
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Again, yes that's right. Very good. I don't understand the point of making this comment. Would you also like to let everyone know the sky is blue and the penguin is a flightless bird?
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the best of his outfit was, he was able to rip it of wwith one hand in one second
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Oh yeah that impressed me greatly.
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*gives you a bucket for the saliva*
and he's calling Matt Hardy is Sensei
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Well he's learned better by now and follow Super Wade instead
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Glad Skippy dropped the "Cornfed Meathead" gimmick. That, and the "SS" initials on his trunks. Seriously, did this idiot not pay attention in history class? The SS was Hitler's military police force.
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Dude I totally didn't even notice the SS! Brilliant
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AND INTRODUCING MATT HARDY'S ROOKIE, CHUN-LI!
I am GLAD he dropped that, he looked like a goddamn moron.
Awesome stuff
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Thank you.
I don't know, I liked the dress. It made me laugh
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dresses are for italians, not south africans.
The Jeff fangirls are gonna eat this guy up....
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Justin's...frock REALLY bothers me. It looks like a qipao crossed with a diaper for some raisin. He really needs to do something about that.
LMAO @ Skip! You made him look even moar hilarious than he already was! YUP-YUP-YUP WHAT IT DO!
(I love his relationship with Regal thus far, and Regal yelling at him to stop wasting his time on "STUPID STUPID THINGS!" He makes a GREAT verbally abusive father figure, LOLZ~!
....although it DOES suck that the only raisin MVP was switched out for Regal is because Skip is (allegedly) a notorious fucking racist. 
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When I first saw Justin... I thought I was imagining it! It was so surprising!
I love Skip and Regal. They are a brilliant pair. I just laugh my ass off whenever they are on screen.
Oh wow... really? That's sad. I thought it might be because WWE is going to Japan soon and MVP isn't alowed there because of his record.
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EPIC SLOWPOKE UPDATE ALERT
Considering how MVP's been working in Japan since his release, I can only surmise that the rumor about Skip being racist was probably true. >_>V
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Heh Pokemon reference
Sometimes I think they hire black wrestlers based on how black they are and not their skills. I mean Shelton Benjie was a great athlete but he wasn't as black or should I say "urban" as the current guys.
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I hate how his turning heel was signified by wearing sunglasses indoors and asking about any perceived slight against him with, "It's because I'm black, isn't it!?"
Cryme Tyme made me douche-chill at first, but as problematic as their gimmick was, I FUCKING WANTED THEM TO WIN THE TAG TITLES, GODDAMN THEY WERE ROBBED.
And of course, you've got people shitting on R-Truth for being a modern-day minstrel show with his gibberish rapping.
Also, more often than not I really, REALLY kinda fucking HATE it when black wrestlers end up using legitimate racial/social issues for heel heat, as if such things mean they're in the wrong, like with NOD and Teddy Long managing Rodney Mack and Jazz.
It's all a big mess.
(...even though I DO have warm fuzzies/nostalgia for Nation of Domination...whenever there's two or more black wrestlers together I yell "NEW NATION~!!!!1one" in my head. 
I miss MVP with his "BALLIN'~~!" stuff too, even though Jim Jones/BALLIN'~~ is SO 2007.
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I sometimes wonder if the reason Koffi isn't really getting the push he needs is because he doesn't act black enough. They tried to make Shad less ghetto and it didn't work. His push died and he was fired. Instead JTG is still running around being super black. Zeke was originally billed from Chicago or something to make him more "urban".
And they dyed Alicia Fox's hair bright red to mimmic Rhianna which I just think is so so stupid. The only way a black woman can be noticed is if she imitates a famous black woman? Like we are supposed to see her and say "Oh hey she looks like that singer who's song I like! Yeah I'm definately going to like her based on that fact!"
Jeesus.
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I think another problem is that now that Kofi's not doing some "smiling Jamaican" Dee-Jay from Street Fighter rip-off gimmick, he HAS NO TANGIBLE GIMMICK. I mean, what's somebody from Ghana like? We Westerners don't know the first thing about most African countries, shameful as it may be to acknowledge. >_>V
I liked her hair when it was sandy blond and fluffy, too (and also her straight brownish-goldish hair when she was Edge and Vickie's wedding planner)...her red weave is progressively becoming a HOT MESS.
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Actually in my area we have a lot of African immigrants. Mostly from Somalia, Sudan, Rwanda and Tanzania I think. Some of the ladys have fantastic hair and the cutest babies. And I hate babies!
But yeah I don't really know what he's about. I know he's a good guy and that WWE likes to put him on posters as the token black guy. I think I even remember seeing him on a WM poster until it was clear he doesn't even have a match. When they replace you in a match with Santino and randomly take away your title you know you have problems.
Fox's outie freaks me out.
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Oh! That's interesting, especially because you're Australian, right? That just makes me take pause because on Chelsey Lately when they did a week's worth of shows from Australia she kept talking about how there were like, NO black people there and how creepy that was.
I don't know what makes/made me rage harder, Kofi being the Token Black Guy(tm) on all the merchandise or Kelly Kelly being marketed as the face of the Divas division when they still had Mickie James...eh, I hate BOTH EQUALLY!
LOL, I've never even notice her weird belly-button.
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Maybe she meant "african americans"? We have a lot of refugees from Africa as well as our native Australian aboriginies. Although more often than not both demographics tend to be down here on the poverty line while she was probably checking out the ritzy places. If I took my camera to the shopping mall near my house and randomly took picutres I bet you there'd be at least one black person in every one. And about 3 Vietnamese
Oh my god I'm sick of KellyKelly. So nice they named her twice? How about so fake and empty her real name is Barbie Blank?
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Well from what I gathered watching the show, Chelsea and her staff mostly hung out at the beach and at clubs and they went to a massive gay pride parade and apparently there were NO NEGROES[/derp]. I even thought to myself "didja see no Aborigines? Do they not count as being black or something?"
Oh yeah, I forgot to elaborate, when I said "westerners don't know shit about Africa" I was mostly referring to Amurrikans. I said that because according to an interview with Kofi in Nintendo Power, he was given the Jamaican gimmick because apparently most Americans don't know shit about Ghana, and since pro-wrestling ESPECIALLY caters to the Lowest Common Denominator, they just settled on something "easy"/"simple".
LMAO! I remember at the '07 Royal Rumble when K-2 was working the number raffle, and Edge said something along the lines of, "HAY KELLY KELLY, DID YOUR PARENTS NAME YOU TWICE BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO REMEMBER YOUR NAME ONCE?" and she's all, "AT LEAST THAT IS MY REAL NAME!"
I'm all like...STFU BARBARA
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Ah I bet she was near Bondi beach. That place is notorious for the race riots and gay bashings. God help anyone trying to be gay or ethnic around those parts. And I really don't know if aboriginies are considered black. The only time I've ever heard one called black was in high school when one of my friends (who was aboriginie) would abuse the other aboriginies who got bused in from the bush. She always reminded me of the brown monkey from that Arthur show because she had the same haircut, attitude and also was named Francine.
Yeah I don't like to say stuff about Americans because I'm not one and don't want to go pointing at countries saying "These people act like this" but it does seem to an outsider that the average American doesn't know a lot about the countries even connected to them, let alone seperated by sea. The internet has not been kind in spreading videos of Americans thinking Africa and Europe are countries instead of continents. And frankly I LOVED when the WWE Universe chanted "USA USA USA" when Edge was confronting DelRio. That was hilarious!
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That's weird. You'd think gay parades =/= gay-bashing central but I guess I was wrong!
I ALSO DIDN'T KNOW/REALIZE FRANCINE WAS A MONKEY
Seriously, I can't tell what half (if not more) of the anthro-animals on Arthur are...
Considering the MASSIVE proliferation of USian culture across the world, I figured it would be pretty easy for a non-American to be able to point and say "'MURRIKANS ARE LIKE THAT!" pretty easily/succinctly...BUT I GUESS I FIGURED THAT WRONG TOO.
Ugh, I always douche-chill when the needless USA chants start up...because it usually happens when the fans are SO STUPID/racist that they conflate USA! with Whiteness (Edge being cheered over Del Rio...Edge (as Damon Stryker
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Yeah we're a bit backwards here. We have this massive gay pride parade that is televised live all over but then 4 years ago our laws were changed to deny gay partnership rights but if you get social security they recognise homosexual couples as defacto. Seriously, wth?
I love when WWE tape shows overseas. They have to edit the sound to make it look like people are cheering for Cena, it's brilliant because you can still hear them booing
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Didn't Australia also ban porn-stars with breasts smaller than a B-cup because flat-chested girls "promote pedophilia"??
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B-cups are still okay but god help any woman with A-cups. It's good to know that the classification board has decided that real women have B+ breasts and those who don't are obviously involved with kiddie-fiddlers. Who else could be attracted to a woman with such small boobies?
Australia has also banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as 'abhorrent'. So if you're a female who happens to have that response then you deserved to be burned as a witch!
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Oh great...that's almost as infuriating as some guy who was a friend-of-a-friend telling me and two of my other (girl)friends about how he "banged some skank" and she squirted when she came, he was all like "DURR HURR! I GUESS HER PLUMBING WAS BROKE LAWLZ".
I mean...why would you even SAY that stuff to a bunch of girls? Aren't you supposed to share your sexploits with dude-bros then put up at least a front of decency when in the company of people you want to potentially sleep with?
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And Daniel Bryan is good too -- hope they'll put their talents to good use; WWE has so many good wrestlers, it's sad how some of them just sort of disappear...
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They just fire them without warning. They loco!
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OMG IT'S JUSTINNN <3333
Out of all the rookies, I adore that guy! He has such a sweet smileee >u< And an amazing in ring high-flier! (apparently he also used to model in his home country... What an amazing man!)
But YES HIS COSTUME. HIS COSTUME. It looked a little bit wrong because it clung so tightly to his skin LMAO. Apparently he "DESIGNED IT HIMSELF" and it's supposed to be inspired from a Zulu tribal costume... Maybe he picked the wrong color because all it did look like was an overly short white "FROCK" with a hoodie xDDD
But he should have kept his hair black... He looked so sexy with his tanned skin and dark hair... moo!
Anyways, loved this heaps! So sorry for blabbering aimlessly about Justin
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I'm not surprised he used to model, he's adorable!
I liked his "frock" because it was so tight on him. 
His hair was back to black on the latest NXT, let's hope he keeps it that way!
Haha I love when other people blabber. It's good to know I'm not the only one
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I will chuck a tantee if the make him take off that dress of his
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Justin annoys me. But I'm trying not to hate him. And is it just me, or did he look drastically different in his match than he did on his little video preview thingy?
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He does look different. The studio pictures of him look nothing like him!
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Right?! He's got a different skin tone, different hair color, kind of a different body shape, and looks like he'd talk like a muppet! I think somebody's lying to us...
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An evil twin!!
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AH! NO! THAT IS THE LAST THING WE NEED!
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He's all sorts of adorable and I hope WWE let him keep wearing that dress of his.
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There needs to be more men in dresses in this world.
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There used to be this really butch guy who would wrestle in a white dress.. I forget what his name was but he was entertainig.
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That's a really good one!
I'm also glad that Matt Hardy is wearing those cargo pants!
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