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Published: 2009-09-11 12:03:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 6694; Favourites: 91; Downloads: 50
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So today I found out that CM Punk has been in a relationship with Lita for the past year. And.. well you can see how this jumped into my brain.Now while the Lita fans out there jump down my throat let me explain to my buddy ~24koCylinder what's up with this:
Lita was a Diva in the WWE who was engaged to Matt Hardy, slept with Kane to stop him wailing on Matt and then left Matt for Edge. Some of that is real and some of it is storyline. Either way she's the WWE Diva bicycle while Batista is the Superstar bicycle. She gets labled a slut for scoring half the male roster while he gets a pay rise for nailing half the female talent. Huzzah double standards!!
EDIT: Haha forgot Edge's tattoo's.
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I just noticed Punk's tattoo on here says "BEWBS"
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Poor Lita: first it was a soon to be fat guy, then a loony with a mask, then a hall of famer, now aΒ Straight edge atheistΒ
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I am holding my sides right now!
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So you like one thing I drew but hate on me for another?
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I think this is way better, because you didn't call any of these guys weird little freaks, but made fun of Punk again, overall this one is pretty funny, but you are bullying daniel bryan in your other one and ribbing on indy fans by not giving ROH a chance.
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Holy shit in this one I call a woman a slut! Calling a woman a slut is okay but drawing a non-offensive caricature and saying someone looks weird is bullying? Fucking christ. And how about you open your eyes are read the damn comments I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA WHERE ROH ISN'T BROADCAST EVER AT ALL EVER AND THEY NEVER AT ALL EVER TOUR HERE SO I HAVE NO REASON TO CARE WHO THEY ARE ANYMORE THAN YOU SHOULD CARE WHO THE CAST OF HOME AND AWAY IS. JESUS BABY FUCKING CHRIST IN A BLANKET GO AWAY.
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Jesus. Lita does not deserve this kinda crap!
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Kane looking much more modest then usual.
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SHIIIIIIIIIIT, NIGGA THAT'S BRUTAL!!
I've come to the conclusion that in a weird-ish way, Lita is a Diva to be admired! (or envied) Afterall, she's been romantically linked with the golden triforce of fan-gurrrl hawtness (Fatt*, Edge and Punkers), so HAY SHE'S LIVED THE DREAM!
(Kelly Kelly and Melina are now tied for newest town bicycle 
*I don't consider Fatt hot at all, like ever but to not acknowledge is massive-ass fangirl following would be facetious
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I just don't get the Fatt Lardy fan girls. Is it like an older brother complex? I just don't get it... but then my parents first son is a rapist so there's that
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'Til the day I die, I'll NEVER get the appeal of Matt Hardy. To me the guy's gross/unappealing on every conceivable level.
(I think it IS the big brother complex...that also explains why Hardy-shipping has been so prevalent over the years)
Your parent's first son? You mean your brother? (if you've chosen to "disown" him and refer to him in such distancing terms due to his being a rapist, I completely understand and respect that stance)
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He just looks like he'd smell of deli meat. Or do you all call it loose meat? The stuff you put on sammiches?
And yeah 'brother' is reserved for my younger brother who is full of awesome. That other guy doesn't deserve the title.
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Dude, he looks like he's MADE of deli meat!
(oh also, in the US we just call it lunch meat
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...Have fun riding Lita, Punk. Don't forget to wear protection *hands him a helmet*
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LOEFFINGL! HOLY COW BEST WWE PIC ON DEVIANTART EVER!
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Thank you very much!
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You're welcome!
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Good lord help this young but cute fool...
Hope Punk has fun riding Lita.
Wait....
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Lol "Bewbs" Funny Tattoo
i died watching this.
Good Job!
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Hehe thank you
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this pic is awesome
you deserve it
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She likes sausage.
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wait I'm confused...is'nt Punk gay?
He wears brief to show off his (tiny) package to the others,right?
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Punk smells too bad to be gay, gay guys know how to bathe
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Punks the gay homeless-werewolf
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xD Every time I see this I find myself not at a loss for words but, a loss for BREATH! It is far too funny. You slay me.
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Oh noes I've killed again!
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Ahahaha, Punk's belly tatt!
Also, how does Batista score so much? He's so creepy and veiny and bleh...
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He's also huge and scary.. would you say no to him? He'd rip your head off and make sweet love to your neck stump!
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Still is dating Lita too.
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Wow I didn't know that. XD
Any pics?
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There are some floating about of them at some concert together but I don't care to find them. Lita has been at some WWE events too, arriving and leaving with Punk.
Here's the article; [link]
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WoaH. Punk + lita = puke
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