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Published: 2012-01-26 01:14:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 6125; Favourites: 107; Downloads: 55
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Description This is why the Dargonborn is still an adventurer you dumbass guards.

XD This is my favourite line in the whole game. Cause every guards says it to me! The whole city must be protected by a bunch of cripples. Man i would feel safe with them protecting the streets!

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Oakheart12 [2016-02-28 18:30:56 +0000 UTC]

Took an arrow to the knee huh? I took one in the knee, one through the head (no helmet), one through the chest, one through the arm, ect. I only stopped adventuring when the game bugged out and wouldn't let me play the blasted game (so many hours on it unaccessable now, leaving the world in danger of dragons who don't seem to do that much (better than dragon's dogma world ending dragon threat, but still) and vampires who are trying to block out the sun, but safe from some other dragonborn on an island outside of skyrim). What's the real excuse mr guard?

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clem3806 [2015-09-09 19:30:32 +0000 UTC]

Technically the Dovahkin does not care of arrows to his knee. And even less of arrows to the face.

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DarkDinoguy2 [2015-05-19 20:05:57 +0000 UTC]

I took an Giant Ice Spike to the knee that then exploded in my knee.... I'm still fine.

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NitroFury26 [2014-04-25 22:55:10 +0000 UTC]

My thoughts exactly...

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gatumon89 [2014-01-09 20:23:53 +0000 UTC]

^^ i heard that the phrase "took an arrow in the knee" means, that they got married knowing this, this picture is double funny

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FullMetalAlchemyz [2013-02-27 04:39:10 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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LyennaMoon [2012-06-04 18:39:54 +0000 UTC]

They always threw the sweet roll line at me, and yelled at me for being a mage.

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NarutoLover6219 In reply to LyennaMoon [2012-06-04 20:59:30 +0000 UTC]

yes! And I am like 'wtf is a sweetroll?' then i found one recent and was like 'oh...they exist...' XD

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LyennaMoon In reply to NarutoLover6219 [2012-06-04 22:14:12 +0000 UTC]

Lol! I didn't know they were real. XD They must be so hard to find because they keep getting stolen!

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NarutoLover6219 In reply to LyennaMoon [2012-06-05 06:08:15 +0000 UTC]

I know right? XD I just happened to accidentally steal one

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twilirito94 [2012-05-19 03:28:40 +0000 UTC]

Lol, this is so funny!XD

I really do want to play Skyrim someday cause I always hear how epic it is.

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NarutoLover6219 In reply to twilirito94 [2012-05-19 05:54:28 +0000 UTC]

play it! u have not lived till you have experienced skyrim!

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twilirito94 In reply to NarutoLover6219 [2012-05-21 00:05:23 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I better start living xD

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alexanimefangirl [2012-04-08 00:59:58 +0000 UTC]

What game is this? Skyrim?

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NarutoLover6219 In reply to alexanimefangirl [2012-04-08 02:22:00 +0000 UTC]

yep skyrim. ever played it? its pretty epic

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alexanimefangirl In reply to NarutoLover6219 [2012-04-08 02:40:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh cool,sadly no I want to though! Awesome!

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Phenom-Jak [2012-03-11 13:31:38 +0000 UTC]

The most annoting line in the game... And I still laugh at it. Though I'm always tempted to see if they'll say anything about taking an arrow in the face! *has an arrow set on a Winterhold guard*

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NarutoLover6219 In reply to Phenom-Jak [2012-03-12 09:29:03 +0000 UTC]

haha i can just see what they say now
in Valhalla
"I used to be alive like you. Till i got an arrow through the head."
XD

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Phenom-Jak In reply to NarutoLover6219 [2012-03-12 19:45:36 +0000 UTC]

HA!

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parentalguidance [2012-03-02 20:15:24 +0000 UTC]

They also all mention that their brother is off fighting dragons whilst they're on guard duty. I dunno about you, but I've yet to stumble across this army of dragon-slaying brothers.

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NarutoLover6219 In reply to parentalguidance [2012-03-02 22:50:01 +0000 UTC]

i know right? them guards are bunch of LIARS

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parentalguidance In reply to NarutoLover6219 [2012-03-03 00:55:28 +0000 UTC]

lying liars who lie, and complainnnnn.

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NarutoLover6219 In reply to parentalguidance [2012-03-03 01:10:11 +0000 UTC]

yes. And they will not shut up about the fur growing out of my ears. So rude. XD

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parentalguidance In reply to NarutoLover6219 [2012-03-03 18:10:24 +0000 UTC]

Or cease their snides remarks about my race.

I SAVED THE PLANET, PEOPLE. D<

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NarutoLover6219 In reply to parentalguidance [2012-03-03 22:37:48 +0000 UTC]

damn straight!

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Lululuffy [2012-02-02 22:10:01 +0000 UTC]

Can someone please explain me this 'arrow to the knee' joke that everyone seems to be mentioning? I am sure it's funny but like...it took me a while to understand the 'that's what she said' joke so I am kinda slow in this

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NarutoLover6219 In reply to Lululuffy [2012-02-04 11:56:45 +0000 UTC]

have u played or heard of skyrim? youtube that and along with 'arrow to the knee' and hopefully it will make sense

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Lululuffy In reply to NarutoLover6219 [2012-02-24 21:12:50 +0000 UTC]

Ahh!! I get it thanks

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Twilit-BriarRose [2012-01-26 03:42:11 +0000 UTC]

rofl they do all say that dont they XD (although i was too busy getting in jail, trying to pitpocket them and taking arrows to the head to notice when i played XD)

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ninetailed-narutard [2012-01-26 02:15:22 +0000 UTC]

Genius ;D

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EtherealTonic [2012-01-26 02:02:21 +0000 UTC]

Now we just need to say that to every single person who's made the 'Arrow to the knee' joke. Very satisfying :3

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PantsuLovingNeko [2012-01-26 01:48:47 +0000 UTC]

x DDD
Ah, I laughed so hard at this!
Great job!

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