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Narwhal-Blueberry — Fairy Wings
Published: 2014-12-10 08:03:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 212; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 0
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°˚Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Beautiful necklace with a silver fairy and glitter.P.S. (no fairies were harmed these are just imitations) <3
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Comments: 17
You're always most welcome....Have a great day
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Awww you deserve comments like that.
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Real fairies are easy to catch. All you need is a jar, and a cabin in the woods.
I'll get you some.
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Oh! I would rather like to see them free but I
am most grateful if you could send some my
way.
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Well, I tried.
I smooshed two of the little buggers into a jiffy bag and sent them off, but I forgot that your Spanish customs officers carry guns, and they blew them to bits at the parcel depot.
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What a shame
Yeah, I can never understand why they carry
weapons maybe they think that the fairies are
plotting because of the lack of job offers
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A crazy weapon would be more like, say, a gun on the end of a popsicle stick that fires soft cheese, or a knife which has a handle at both ends, also made of soft cheese.
I actually worked for customs (shudder) for fifteen or so years, I might have mentioned that before. Bunch of drones.
And last time I went through a customs check at a ferry port I had two things on me that sent the drug-pooch into a rabid fit.
... My prescribed antidepressants, and a pack of meat paste sandwiches!
I must have been the most boring stop-and-search they'd had all week. Stupid mutt!
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What an imagination you got there, John, you
should write a book
Haha cute dog
Nah, they should have thanked you for getting them
off their boring day, some action was what they were
missing
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Actually, I have started writing a book entitled "The Life and Crimes of Narwhal-Blueberry".
It's a work of erotic fiction, and also a pop-up book.
I'm hoping to make the bestsellers list this year.
( Forgive me? I'm in one of my "funny" moods. Oh dear. )
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Well in that case, sign me up for one
Do I get half %
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Only if you sign a copy for me.
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