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Whose line is it Disney way episode two!

Theme music plays
Sora: Hello and welcome to "Whose line is it Disney-way?", the show where all men fear Kairi and her keyblade so we've kept her off this episode!
Audience cheers
Sora: Today's contestants will battle for points that mean absolutly nothing in the worlds! That's right! NOTHING! And today's contestants are Scary-guy-with-bad-hairdo Sephiroth, Freaky-guy-from-The-World Kite, Guy-who-will-one-day-kill-me Riku and Man-who-is-dog Ansem.

Ansem: I AM NOT A DOG YOU FRIGGEN MORON!
Sephiroth: Bad doggie!
Sephiroth snaps his fingers and a Goofy hat pops on Ansem's head
Ansem: Gah!
Ansem rips it off
Ansem: Stop that!
Kite glares uneasily at Sephiroth
Kite: He's scary..... He looks like Balmung....
Riku groans
Riku: NO! Not more morons!

Sora sighes and zaps everyone with a thunder spell
Sora: Now, CALM DOWN! (... Why did I sign up to do this anyway!?!?!?! ....))

Game #1: Scenes From a Hat
Sora: Oh my bloody heartless.... I am doing to die.. The first game tonight is the Scenes from a hat game! This one is for all of you....  I will draw a scene from this hat written by the audience (.... I'm dooooooomed...) before the taping and you guys have to act out a small portion.
Sora sighes
Sora: Bad names for children
Riku: Sora!
Ansem: Sephiroth!
Kite: Um........ BlackRose!
Sephiroth: Cloud!
Sora: o.o I'm really doomed... Next scene... The name of the raft if Sora had named it
Sephiroth: Losers unite!
Riku: Nothing. I would have killed him.
Kite: Big Pink Ponies!
Sora: xx That was NOT funny.... What audience person wrote that? Anyways, things you wouldn't want to hear from Sora during a big battle!
Riku: Whoops! I just cut my throat!
Sephiroth: I gave me heart to Ansem!
Riku: Uh... Can we pause? I need to switch over to my evil-crime-fighter costume!
Ansem: I have new socks!

Game #2: Narrate
Sora: (Note to self: Hide from Riku. o.o)
Riku cackles insanely
Riku: You fear me Sora!
Sora: Yeah, whatever...
Sora speaks in a very monitone way
Sora: The next game is called Narrate  It'll feature Ansem and Sephiroth, and they will be narrating their own thoughts in some sort of scene you audience people decide on. What sort of scene should this event take in? And don't make it about Sephiroth... PLEASE!"
The audience shouts out a few suggestions.
Sora: "Hallow Bastion? That sounds like a boring game... Oh well.. Ansem, it's Hallow Bastion! Your favorite place!"
Ansem puts his hand over his face in disgust.
Ansem: I know...

A slow, cute jazzerific tune plays on the piano.
Ansem is looking around and Sephiroth approaches him.
Sephiroth:" I was just walking around that cold night when I saw my dog, without a leash. You see, this would never do. There's a law about how dogs must be on leashes and my dog obviously wasn't."
Ansem sighes
Ansem: "Oh great, it's that moron who thinks I'm his dog. I'm doomed."
Sephiroth slaps Ansem on the head
Sephiroth: BAD DOG! I should kick you, but I won't.
Sephiroth snaps his fingers and a leash wraps around Ansem's neck
Ansem: "I couldn't believe it, this guy was putting a leash on me again. I don't know why, but I lost my cool."
Ansem: TAKE THIS THING OFF! I AM NOT YOUR DOG!
Sephiroth: "I couldn't believe it, this idiot was so blind, he couldn't see that I am his master and he IS my loyal dog.
Ansem tries to step back but is held by the leash
Ansem: I struggled with the leash. The moron didn't know that darkness powers aren't allowed on Disney-way
Sephiroth: What the heck did you say!?!?!
Ansem: I said, you're cheating!
Sephiroth and Ansem draw their swords and start to attack until Security (Now Yuffie and Aerith) drag them apart
Sephiroth to Aerith
Sephiroth: Traitor...
Aerith speaks to Sephiroth as she ties him to his chair
Aerith: Save it for the Judgement...
Sora taps his buzzer as Ansem and Sephiroth complain about being tied up
Sora: Uh... Stop?

Game #3: Talk show
Sora: "That was an entertaining game, huh guys?"
Sephiroth shakes his head.
Sora: "Oh well. Our next game is should be even better than the last one! (And Aerith isn't allowed on it! xD) It's called 'Talk Show' and will feature everyone."
Ansem dives for the microphone as Sephiroth and Riku sit in chairs. Kite takes a seat in the audience, hidden amongst the evil fan girls
Sora: In this game, Ansem will be our talk show host, interviewing  Sephiroth and Riku about something. What is the disscusion?
The audience shouts out their suggestions.
Sora: "OK, the topic is "Can Sephiroth really turn people into dogs? Take it away, Ansem!"

Ansme: "Hello, and welcome to Ansem's Death-defying Corner, the show that hates Sorai and everybody close to him. (Except for Riku, he's my slave -cough-) Anyways, today, the topic is  "Can Sephiroth really turn people into dogs?", a pathetic topic in my own personal opinion that you should obey fully. Of course, the tv company wouldn't let me put a mind-control device on my antena, so I've got two morons here in my studio. You! Boy with strange clothes!"
Riku: First, I'm not your slave, Second, my name is Maleficent, Lord and Master of Mud
Ansem: "Just to make a note, Riku will die after this taping. Now, who are you, man with many scars?"
Sephiroth: "Ansem"
Ansem: "And um..."
Sephiroth: "I could care less about the fact that I'm a dog. It's really rather nice, I can knaw on things.."
Ansem: "But - "
Sephiroth: "I'm just locked up in some room outside the house, thinking of plans to take over the toliet bowl which is probably impossible to overthrow. And then I'll write down some witty statements that I'll use to mesmerize my opponents into a sudden boredom. Then I eat them."
Ansem: "Shut up for a minute, there's someone in the audience that has a question. Yeah, you, the guy whose's being attacked by mutant fan girls."
Kite gasps for breath
Kite: Can't BREATHE!!!!
Kite begins to suffocate but Security saves him
Kite: @_@ Oo! It's Black Rose! Augh!
Sephiroth snaps his fingers and a goofy hat appears on Ansem's head, along with puppy paws and a tail. He then takes the mic from Ansem
Sephiroth: You see, all you pathetic dogs of mine, Ansem is my dog. He's a very bad doogy and he must be punished
Ansem: -in goofy voice- Yuck yuck yuck... Sephiroth, it's not nice to take yer frwends things!"
Ansem rips off the Goofy hat
Ansem: Just as a note, Sephiroth is about to die.
Ansem draws his sword and attacks Sephiroth and Riku
Security quickly runs upon the stage to pull Ansem off of them.
Sora hits his buzzer several times

Game #4 Hoe-down

Sora: "Just to let all the children at home know, that fight was fake. Fighting is bad. You shouldn't attack someone with a really big sword."
Riku: "Indeed."
Sephiroth: "....."
Kite: Don't attack with evil fan girls either!
Ansem: "I feel violated."

Sora: "Heh, anyway, tonight's winner is Kite for surviving the attack of the evil fan girls of doom."
Sora and Kite Trade places
Sora:This is the last game, the hoedown! Everyone's favorite game! If you don't know how this game works by now, well, we loved having you around. Anyways, I need help from the audience! Subject please!
Kite: I like the Ansem's pants  idea!
Sora: xx I'm doomed.

Sora
Ansem really makes me mad
His funny pants make Kairi sad
They look so dumb I'm sure you'll see
Ansem belong locked up in a tree!

Riku
Ansem's pants are very creepy
When you look at them they make you sleepy!
I think Sephiroth is a pair of fuzzy dice,
Do that to Ansem too, it'll be really nice!

Ansem
Hi I'm Ansem, your Lord and Master
Follow me as I spread disaster
I'll control the worlds and you'll obey
March through the streets and scream my name today!

Sephiroth
Ansem is my loyal dog, so I don't care about his pants
I'll listen to his raves and rants
Then I'll snap my fingers so easily you see
And stick that dumb dog up a tree!

Ansem: What the heck was THAT for!?!?!
Sephiroth: Bad Dog!
Sephiroth and Ansem begin to fight as Kite wanders around, dazed from being attacked
Kite: I see pretty colors! @_@
Sora: xx Who the heck brought up the idea of ANSEM'S PANTS!?!?!?!!
Dark Tragety: ^^ Me did!
Sora grabs his ultima keyblade
Sora: Die you Heartless scum!
Dark Tragety beats Sora with Ansem's Pants
Sora: Oh my... Then what is he...
Ansem discovers he has no pants on
Ansem: O_O Excuse me...
Ansem runs offstage in his "I Love Maleficent" Underwear.
Sephiroth cackles insanly
Dark Tragety sighes and hugs Ansem's pants
Dark Tragety: o_O Mine! Stay back!
Sora slowly inches off stage
Sora: Uh... See ya next time?

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Whose line is it Disney way episode two!

Theme music plays
Sora: Hello and welcome to "Whose line is it Disney-way?", the show where all men fear Kairi and her keyblade so we've kept her off this episode!
Audience cheers
Sora: Today's contestants will battle for points that mean absolutly nothing in the worlds! That's right! NOTHING! And today's contestants are Scary-guy-with-bad-hairdo Sephiroth, Freaky-guy-from-The-World Kite, Guy-who-will-one-day-kill-me Riku and Man-who-is-dog Ansem.

Ansem: I AM NOT A DOG YOU FRIGGEN MORON!
Sephiroth: Bad doggie!
Sephiroth snaps his fingers and a Goofy hat pops on Ansem's head
Ansem: Gah!
Ansem rips it off
Ansem: Stop that!
Kite glares uneasily at Sephiroth
Kite: He's scary..... He looks like Balmung....
Riku groans
Riku: NO! Not more morons!

Sora sighes and zaps everyone with a thunder spell
Sora: Now, CALM DOWN! (... Why did I sign up to do this anyway!?!?!?! ....))

Game #1: Scenes From a Hat
Sora: Oh my bloody heartless.... I am doing to die.. The first game tonight is the Scenes from a hat game! This one is for all of you....  I will draw a scene from this hat written by the audience (.... I'm dooooooomed...) before the taping and you guys have to act out a small portion.
Sora sighes
Sora: Bad names for children
Riku: Sora!
Ansem: Sephiroth!
Kite: Um........ BlackRose!
Sephiroth: Cloud!
Sora: o.o I'm really doomed... Next scene... The name of the raft if Sora had named it
Sephiroth: Losers unite!
Riku: Nothing. I would have killed him.
Kite: Big Pink Ponies!
Sora: xx That was NOT funny.... What audience person wrote that? Anyways, things you wouldn't want to hear from Sora during a big battle!
Riku: Whoops! I just cut my throat!
Sephiroth: I gave me heart to Ansem!
Riku: Uh... Can we pause? I need to switch over to my evil-crime-fighter costume!
Ansem: I have new socks!

Game #2: Narrate
Sora: (Note to self: Hide from Riku. o.o)
Riku cackles insanely
Riku: You fear me Sora!
Sora: Yeah, whatever...
Sora speaks in a very monitone way
Sora: The next game is called Narrate  It'll feature Ansem and Sephiroth, and they will be narrating their own thoughts in some sort of scene you audience people decide on. What sort of scene should this event take in? And don't make it about Sephiroth... PLEASE!"
The audience shouts out a few suggestions.
Sora: "Hallow Bastion? That sounds like a boring game... Oh well.. Ansem, it's Hallow Bastion! Your favorite place!"
Ansem puts his hand over his face in disgust.
Ansem: I know...

A slow, cute jazzerific tune plays on the piano.
Ansem is looking around and Sephiroth approaches him.
Sephiroth:" I was just walking around that cold night when I saw my dog, without a leash. You see, this would never do. There's a law about how dogs must be on leashes and my dog obviously wasn't."
Ansem sighes
Ansem: "Oh great, it's that moron who thinks I'm his dog. I'm doomed."
Sephiroth slaps Ansem on the head
Sephiroth: BAD DOG! I should kick you, but I won't.
Sephiroth snaps his fingers and a leash wraps around Ansem's neck
Ansem: "I couldn't believe it, this guy was putting a leash on me again. I don't know why, but I lost my cool."
Ansem: TAKE THIS THING OFF! I AM NOT YOUR DOG!
Sephiroth: "I couldn't believe it, this idiot was so blind, he couldn't see that I am his master and he IS my loyal dog.
Ansem tries to step back but is held by the leash
Ansem: I struggled with the leash. The moron didn't know that darkness powers aren't allowed on Disney-way
Sephiroth: What the heck did you say!?!?!
Ansem: I said, you're cheating!
Sephiroth and Ansem draw their swords and start to attack until Security (Now Yuffie and Aerith) drag them apart
Sephiroth to Aerith
Sephiroth: Traitor...
Aerith speaks to Sephiroth as she ties him to his chair
Aerith: Save it for the Judgement...
Sora taps his buzzer as Ansem and Sephiroth complain about being tied up
Sora: Uh... Stop?

Game #3: Talk show
Sora: "That was an entertaining game, huh guys?"
Sephiroth shakes his head.
Sora: "Oh well. Our next game is should be even better than the last one! (And Aerith isn't allowed on it! xD) It's called 'Talk Show' and will feature everyone."
Ansem dives for the microphone as Sephiroth and Riku sit in chairs. Kite takes a seat in the audience, hidden amongst the evil fan girls
Sora: In this game, Ansem will be our talk show host, interviewing  Sephiroth and Riku about something. What is the disscusion?
The audience shouts out their suggestions.
Sora: "OK, the topic is "Can Sephiroth really turn people into dogs? Take it away, Ansem!"

Ansme: "Hello, and welcome to Ansem's Death-defying Corner, the show that hates Sorai and everybody close to him. (Except for Riku, he's my slave -cough-) Anyways, today, the topic is  "Can Sephiroth really turn people into dogs?", a pathetic topic in my own personal opinion that you should obey fully. Of course, the tv company wouldn't let me put a mind-control device on my antena, so I've got two morons here in my studio. You! Boy with strange clothes!"
Riku: First, I'm not your slave, Second, my name is Maleficent, Lord and Master of Mud
Ansem: "Just to make a note, Riku will die after this taping. Now, who are you, man with many scars?"
Sephiroth: "Ansem"
Ansem: "And um..."
Sephiroth: "I could care less about the fact that I'm a dog. It's really rather nice, I can knaw on things.."
Ansem: "But - "
Sephiroth: "I'm just locked up in some room outside the house, thinking of plans to take over the toliet bowl which is probably impossible to overthrow. And then I'll write down some witty statements that I'll use to mesmerize my opponents into a sudden boredom. Then I eat them."
Ansem: "Shut up for a minute, there's someone in the audience that has a question. Yeah, you, the guy whose's being attacked by mutant fan girls."
Kite gasps for breath
Kite: Can't BREATHE!!!!
Kite begins to suffocate but Security saves him
Kite: @_@ Oo! It's Black Rose! Augh!
Sephiroth snaps his fingers and a goofy hat appears on Ansem's head, along with puppy paws and a tail. He then takes the mic from Ansem
Sephiroth: You see, all you pathetic dogs of mine, Ansem is my dog. He's a very bad doogy and he must be punished
Ansem: -in goofy voice- Yuck yuck yuck... Sephiroth, it's not nice to take yer frwends things!"
Ansem rips off the Goofy hat
Ansem: Just as a note, Sephiroth is about to die.
Ansem draws his sword and attacks Sephiroth and Riku
Security quickly runs upon the stage to pull Ansem off of them.
Sora hits his buzzer several times

Game #4 Hoe-down

Sora: "Just to let all the children at home know, that fight was fake. Fighting is bad. You shouldn't attack someone with a really big sword."
Riku: "Indeed."
Sephiroth: "....."
Kite: Don't attack with evil fan girls either!
Ansem: "I feel violated."

Sora: "Heh, anyway, tonight's winner is Kite for surviving the attack of the evil fan girls of doom."
Sora and Kite Trade places
Sora:This is the last game, the hoedown! Everyone's favorite game! If you don't know how this game works by now, well, we loved having you around. Anyways, I need help from the audience! Subject please!
Kite: I like the Ansem's pants  idea!
Sora: xx I'm doomed.

Sora
Ansem really makes me mad
His funny pants make Kairi sad
They look so dumb I'm sure you'll see
Ansem belong locked up in a tree!

Riku
Ansem's pants are very creepy
When you look at them they make you sleepy!
I think Sephiroth is a pair of fuzzy dice,
Do that to Ansem too, it'll be really nice!

Ansem
Hi I'm Ansem, your Lord and Master
Follow me as I spread disaster
I'll control the worlds and you'll obey
March through the streets and scream my name today!

Sephiroth
Ansem is my loyal dog, so I don't care about his pants
I'll listen to his raves and rants
Then I'll snap my fingers so easily you see
And stick that dumb dog up a tree!

Ansem: What the heck was THAT for!?!?!
Sephiroth: Bad Dog!
Sephiroth and Ansem begin to fight as Kite wanders around, dazed from being attacked
Kite: I see pretty colors! @_@
Sora: xx Who the heck brought up the idea of ANSEM'S PANTS!?!?!?!!
Dark Tragety: ^^ Me did!
Sora grabs his ultima keyblade
Sora: Die you Heartless scum!
Dark Tragety beats Sora with Ansem's Pants
Sora: Oh my... Then what is he...
Ansem discovers he has no pants on
Ansem: O_O Excuse me...
Ansem runs offstage in his "I Love Maleficent" Underwear.
Sephiroth cackles insanly
Dark Tragety sighes and hugs Ansem's pants
Dark Tragety: o_O Mine! Stay back!
Sora slowly inches off stage
Sora: Uh... See ya next time?