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Leon walks onstage as the theme music plays
Leon clears throat
Leon: Sora got thrown off a cliff by an angry mob of fan girls and he’s in a coma, (Actually, he didn’t show up) so tonight’s host is Sonechka and her co-host (and very scary security guard) Pikachu! Please, no blood shed on tonight’s show! You don’t want to know what will happen!
Leon runs out of the TV area as fast as his legs can carry him

Sonechka: Hi everybody! I’m Sonechka, and I’m the new permanent sub-host as we got way too many letters requesting for someone new!
Pika: Pika-pika pikachu! (Yeah, anybody but Mika or DT!)
Sonechka tosses Pika a ketchup packet and walks down to the desk as the audience cheers

Sonechka: Once again, welcome to Whose line is it Disney-way! The show where four people battle it out for points that have no value! And today’s contestants are: Balmung of the Azure Sky, Helba of the Net Slums…
Balmung glares at Helba
Balmung: I do not talk to hackers…
Helba: We already know that.
Balmung: Oh.
Sonechka: And to continue, we have Sephiroth of the Lost and Ansem of the City Pound.
Ansem: Um… The dog thing is an old joke.
Ansem pokes Sephiroth
Ansem: Gimme back my rubber duck.
Sephiroth: Bad doggies don’t get their toys unless they behave!
Ansem: ¬¬ Did I mention that I’m not a dog?
Sephiroth: Be a good doggie, or no duckie!
Ansem: ¬¬ Dude. I’m. Not. A. Dog.
Balmung: Did Helba hack into the program Sonechka?
Sonechka: For once, Helba did not hack into anything. It was either Lios or Helba and um… Yeah.
Balmung: Lios would be less obnoxious…
Helba: You’re just a child… But don’t worry, you’ll grow up, someday…”
Balmung draws his sword
Balmung: SAY WHAT?!
Pika’s cheeks zit slightly
Balmung: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Balmung sits down
Balmung: I’ve got wings, therefore I should stay back.

Sonechka: Let’s start the first game. It’s one DT made up, but it’s a good game.

Game #1 – Relevance

Sonechka: Okay. In this game, all of you will be playing. I’ll give you a topic word. You say one word back that means something similar or the same thing, but you may NOT say the same word. Here’s an example.
Pika: Pika
Sonechka: Ketchup
Pika: Pikachu
Sonechka: Cute.

Ansem waves it off
Ansem: That’s hardly relevant. It can only say its name.
Sephiroth inches away from Ansem
Sephiroth: Stupid mutt…
Pika: PIKACHUUUUUUU! –zaps Ansem–
Ansem, fizzling: Ouch….

Sonechka: ¬¬ First game. I’ll give you a word and Sephiroth, you’ll start. If you can’t think of anything, you must say Ketchup. .The word is: Dog

Sephiroth: Dead
Balmung: Ansem
Helba: Lios
Ansem: Pig-head
Sephiroth: Dead
Balmung: Moron
Helba: Balmung
Ansem: Stupid
Sephiroth: Dead
Balmung: Fool
Helba: Balmung
Ansem: Odd
Sephiroth: Dead
Balmung: Keyblade
Helba: Mine
Ansem: Not mine

Sonechka: Sorry Ansem, that doesn’t count. Say it.
Ansem: No
Sonechka: Yes.
Ansem: No. N.O. Nie.
Sonechka grips the Ultima Keyblade
Sonechka: Just because I let Neko Mika and Chibi DT copy my sword, doesn’t mean they know how to use it….
Ansem: O.O;;;;;;;; Ketchup.
Pika attacks Ansem and steals his ketchup
Ansem sits down in his chair, his clothing ripped, tattered and torn and is chained to it automatically.
Ansem: Sephiroth, You’ll die soon.
Sephiroth: Dogs can’t live without their masters…..

Sonechka: Dead
Sephiroth: Ansem
Balmung: Virus
Helba: Sick
Sephiroth: Dead
Balmung: DOThackers
Helba: Net Slum

Sonechka: That’s two words Helba, I’m afraid-
Helba holds up her staff
Helba: I’ll delete your character and that little pesticide!
Pika: Chu……. >:[
Sonechka draws her hand down her face in disgust
Sonechka: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you can have a second chance…

Helba: Good

Sonechka: We left off with Net Slum
Sephiroth: Helba
Balmung: Pathetic
Helba: Ansem
Sephiroth: Sephiroth
Balmung: rocks
Helba: Booo!

Sephiroth hisses and zaps Helba with electricity

Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Helba: Sephiroth
Sephiroth: Awesome
Balmung: Pathetic
Helba: Shadow-haters

Sonechka grabs Helba’s wand and forces her to her seat
Sonechka: Say it.
Helba: Fine. Ketchup.
Pika attacks Helba and dumps slime on her hair doo
Pika: Pika pi! (o^^o)

Sonechka: Start with Pathetic
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain

Sonechka rams down on the buzzer
Sonechka: We’re going in circles. Balmung, since you’re so totally awesome, you win this round. Sephiroth, may I suggest a career change?
Sephiroth: No.

Game #2 – Questions only!

Sonechka: You know of this game, but if you don’t, here’s Pika to explain it.
Pika: Pi pika pikachu pi pika pi pi chu cha pikachu, pi pikachu!”
Sonechka nods in agreement and so does the audience
Balmung: 8( I didn’t understand a bit of that…
Helba: That’s because you’re not well educated. It said that the point of this game is say questions only. Nothing else. If you don’t obey the rules, you owe me a bottle of ketchup!
Pika nods
Pika: Cha!
Balmung deletes a life from Helba, thus eliminating her temporarily from the game
Balmung: I’m an admin.
Sonechka: ……… We need a replacement…
???: I’ll do it….
Audience gasps as Wiseman teleports onto the stage
Wiseman: Do you mind?
Sonechka: No! Not at all! Sit there, next to Balmung. Keep an eye on him…
Balmung: ¬¬ I heard that.
Sonechka: You were meant to.
Balmung: ¬¬

Wiseman sits next to Balmung, leaning his staff against the wall
Wiseman: What did Helba do this time?
Balmung: Called me an illiterate fool. She may be a hacker, but she’s a sys-admin just like us.
Wiseman: I don’t see why she’d do something rash now, she’s just messing with your head.
Balmung: You don’t know Helba like I’d do. She’d screw over another player or admin in a second to get what she wanted.
Wiseman, chuckling: Sounds like a certain young Blademaster I used to know….
Balmung: x_x;;; Ouch, that hurt. ¬¬ Jerk.

Sonechka bonks them both on the head
Sonechka: Let’s finish our game please. Anyways, Wiseman and Balmung with start. Audience? Give me a place!
The audience screams out random things.
Sonechka: Net Slums? Okay, The Net Slums it tis! Take it away!

Wiseman: Is this a hacked area?
Balmung: How should I know?
Wiseman: Aren’t you a sys-admin?
Balmung: And if I am?
Wiseman: Well, Are you?
Balmung: Yes!
Balmung storms off and is replaced by Sephiroth
Sephiroth: Does Balmung look like Helba?
Wiseman: Is that a nice thing to say?
Sephiroth: Since when have I cared?
Wiseman: That’s a good point…
Wiseman walks off and is replaced by a kicking and screaming Ansem
Ansem: Did you know I’m NOT a dog?
Sephiroth: You’re not?
Ansem: Why would I be?
Sephiroth: How are you not?
Ansem: Why do you care?
Sephiroth: Why should I not?
Ansem: Are you related to Seymour?
Sephiroth: Why?
Ansem: Are you uglier than he is, or is it just me?
Sephiroth: How would a dumb dog like you know anything?
Ansem: I really don’t know… Oh sh-
Sonechka pulls out a bar of soap
Ansem: O_O Shoot! Shoot! I say shoot!
Ansem walks off and is replaced by Balmung
Balmung: Shall I delete you know or later?
Sephiroth: Did you see the boy behind Sonechka?
Balmung: Why?
Sephiroth: Did you know that he has a sword?
Balmung: Is he looking to fight you?
Sephiroth: He wants to kill you.
Sephiroth walks away from a very uneasy Balmung

Koji sits right behind Sonechka, his eyes narrowed at Balmung and his arms crossed
Koji: You flirt with her, and I’ll kill you.
Sonechka sighs
Sonechka: What a night!

Game #3 – Scenes from a hat

Sonechka starts to explain the next game, but a loud crash of thundagra sends Ansem and Sephiroth into a black hole
Neko Mika: Mew! Chibi DT, don’t go afta his pants! You’ll go BOOOOOOOM!
Chibi DT: Me babies!
Sonechka gasps

Sonechka: What happened?
Neko Mika grooms herself
Neko Mika: Mew?
Chibi DT bonks Mika and tosses her milk-
Chibi DT: We want to be on show! Fweeeeeeeeee!
Neko Mika: Mreo, she’s right, yuppie.
Chibi DT: Where’s our seats?
Both look down black hole

Sonechka puts the Chibis into chibi seats below Balmung and Wiseman to keep them somewhat calm.

Sonechka: The next game is an oldie, Scenes from a hat!
Audience cheers
Sonechka: You guys wrote them, so now I’ll help tell them!
Sonechka: First one, “The name of the Secret Place if Riku had been the one to name it.
Chibi DT: My precious…
Neko Mika: Scattered Memories
Balmung: Loser Hangout
Sonechka: Second one “What Ansem’s data drained form would be if Sora had the Bracelet”
Balmung: A helpless frog
Neko Mika: A puppy!
Chibi DT: Pants!
Sonechka: ENOUGH WITH THE PANTS!
Chibi DT: ;___; Meanie!
Neko Mika: Ya! Sonechka’s a big meanie moe!
Sonechka holds flashlight near Chibi DT and Neko Mika
Sonechka: Don’t make me use it…
Both shut up, but glare at Sonechka with a reeeeeeeaaaaaaly evil glare
Sonechka: Final one: “Things you don’t want to hear from Sora during a big boss fight”
Wiseman: How do I use magic?
Balmung: Why should I hurt a cute little heartless? Let’s kill Donald instead!
Chibi DT: Ansem’s really powerful, I’ll let him rule the world
Neko Mika: To Donald and Goofy: Quick! Tell me the square root of 7 cubed!

Sonechka: ¬¬ Do you even know the answer to that?
Neko Mika: Mew! Nope! Nope! Nope!
Neko Mika chases a ball of string around

Game #4 – La Hoedown

Sonechka: T_T Why is this happening to me? Why did I sign up for this again?
Koji changes into a guy’s cheerleading outfit and starts cheering
Koji: You can do it Sonechka!
Balmung, laughing: That’s so sad…
Wiseman: Reminds me of a certain young
Balmung stabs his sword into Wiseman’s head
Balmung: ¬_¬ SHUT UP!

Sonechka: When we get that sword out of Wiseman’s skull, he’ll switch places with me…. As his sarcastic comments won him some large amounts of points

Koji gets the audience cheering
Audience: Sonee, Sonee, she’s the best! If she can’t beat them, we’ll eternally rest!
Sonechka drags her hand down her face in embarrassment.
Sonechka: I’ll get him in the Hoe-down…

Wiseman: So folks? Our topic?
Pika looks pathetically at Wiseman
Wiseman: And the cute little furball wins! The Ketchup Hoedown it shall be!

Sonechka:
Ketchup is red and Koji is dead
When you see him again, all you’ll see is his head
The horrible cheer makes me want beer
But I’m still a minor, so his cheer makes me fear!

Balmung:
Ketchup is nice, but sake’s the best
When I drink it online, it fizzes in my chest
Sonechka’s so nice, it’s a rather nice change
From that boy Koji, I think he’s deranged!

Chibi DT
Ketchup is icky, it’s so nasty on bread
I think I’ll go buy junk on Ebay instead
Elazul is funny, he’s such a hunk
I hate coffee, I’ve had too much! Now I think I ‘m rather drunk!

Neko Mika
Hi, I’m DT I’m afraid of dead bees.
My one true wish is for Ansem’s pants please!
Tol is cute, I think he’s the best
I’ll put his picture right onto my vest.

Chibi DT: TOL ISH ICKY! ICKY! ICKY! ICKY! I HATE HIM!
Chibi DT punches Neko Mika
Neko Mika shinks out her claws and hisses
Neko Mika: Fwt! Fwt! Mreow! You’re crazed about him you fool!
The sound of shattered bones and gushing blood is heard

Sonechka drags Koji out the door
Sonechka: I’m so embarrassed, I’m letting AMI do your hair!
Koji: Please! No! Not the hair! SAVE ME!!!!!

Balmung: This is hopeless… Better go kick the crap out of Helba…
Balmung logs out

Wiseman is left in the studio with two insane chibis
Wiseman: Thanks for watching, I’m going to go call the FBI

A few hours later, Sora walks in
Chibi DT: Fresh Blood! YEAH!
Neko Mika: Nre! Let’s get him!
Sora screams loudly and runs out the door
Sora: I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!!!!!!!!

Description
Leon walks onstage as the theme music plays
Leon clears throat
Leon: Sora got thrown off a cliff by an angry mob of fan girls and he’s in a coma, (Actually, he didn’t show up) so tonight’s host is Sonechka and her co-host (and very scary security guard) Pikachu! Please, no blood shed on tonight’s show! You don’t want to know what will happen!
Leon runs out of the TV area as fast as his legs can carry him

Sonechka: Hi everybody! I’m Sonechka, and I’m the new permanent sub-host as we got way too many letters requesting for someone new!
Pika: Pika-pika pikachu! (Yeah, anybody but Mika or DT!)
Sonechka tosses Pika a ketchup packet and walks down to the desk as the audience cheers

Sonechka: Once again, welcome to Whose line is it Disney-way! The show where four people battle it out for points that have no value! And today’s contestants are: Balmung of the Azure Sky, Helba of the Net Slums…
Balmung glares at Helba
Balmung: I do not talk to hackers…
Helba: We already know that.
Balmung: Oh.
Sonechka: And to continue, we have Sephiroth of the Lost and Ansem of the City Pound.
Ansem: Um… The dog thing is an old joke.
Ansem pokes Sephiroth
Ansem: Gimme back my rubber duck.
Sephiroth: Bad doggies don’t get their toys unless they behave!
Ansem: ¬¬ Did I mention that I’m not a dog?
Sephiroth: Be a good doggie, or no duckie!
Ansem: ¬¬ Dude. I’m. Not. A. Dog.
Balmung: Did Helba hack into the program Sonechka?
Sonechka: For once, Helba did not hack into anything. It was either Lios or Helba and um… Yeah.
Balmung: Lios would be less obnoxious…
Helba: You’re just a child… But don’t worry, you’ll grow up, someday…”
Balmung draws his sword
Balmung: SAY WHAT?!
Pika’s cheeks zit slightly
Balmung: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Balmung sits down
Balmung: I’ve got wings, therefore I should stay back.

Sonechka: Let’s start the first game. It’s one DT made up, but it’s a good game.

Game #1 – Relevance

Sonechka: Okay. In this game, all of you will be playing. I’ll give you a topic word. You say one word back that means something similar or the same thing, but you may NOT say the same word. Here’s an example.
Pika: Pika
Sonechka: Ketchup
Pika: Pikachu
Sonechka: Cute.

Ansem waves it off
Ansem: That’s hardly relevant. It can only say its name.
Sephiroth inches away from Ansem
Sephiroth: Stupid mutt…
Pika: PIKACHUUUUUUU! –zaps Ansem–
Ansem, fizzling: Ouch….

Sonechka: ¬¬ First game. I’ll give you a word and Sephiroth, you’ll start. If you can’t think of anything, you must say Ketchup. .The word is: Dog

Sephiroth: Dead
Balmung: Ansem
Helba: Lios
Ansem: Pig-head
Sephiroth: Dead
Balmung: Moron
Helba: Balmung
Ansem: Stupid
Sephiroth: Dead
Balmung: Fool
Helba: Balmung
Ansem: Odd
Sephiroth: Dead
Balmung: Keyblade
Helba: Mine
Ansem: Not mine

Sonechka: Sorry Ansem, that doesn’t count. Say it.
Ansem: No
Sonechka: Yes.
Ansem: No. N.O. Nie.
Sonechka grips the Ultima Keyblade
Sonechka: Just because I let Neko Mika and Chibi DT copy my sword, doesn’t mean they know how to use it….
Ansem: O.O;;;;;;;; Ketchup.
Pika attacks Ansem and steals his ketchup
Ansem sits down in his chair, his clothing ripped, tattered and torn and is chained to it automatically.
Ansem: Sephiroth, You’ll die soon.
Sephiroth: Dogs can’t live without their masters…..

Sonechka: Dead
Sephiroth: Ansem
Balmung: Virus
Helba: Sick
Sephiroth: Dead
Balmung: DOThackers
Helba: Net Slum

Sonechka: That’s two words Helba, I’m afraid-
Helba holds up her staff
Helba: I’ll delete your character and that little pesticide!
Pika: Chu……. >:[
Sonechka draws her hand down her face in disgust
Sonechka: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you can have a second chance…

Helba: Good

Sonechka: We left off with Net Slum
Sephiroth: Helba
Balmung: Pathetic
Helba: Ansem
Sephiroth: Sephiroth
Balmung: rocks
Helba: Booo!

Sephiroth hisses and zaps Helba with electricity

Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Helba: Sephiroth
Sephiroth: Awesome
Balmung: Pathetic
Helba: Shadow-haters

Sonechka grabs Helba’s wand and forces her to her seat
Sonechka: Say it.
Helba: Fine. Ketchup.
Pika attacks Helba and dumps slime on her hair doo
Pika: Pika pi! (o^^o)

Sonechka: Start with Pathetic
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain
Sephiroth: Ouch
Balmung: Pain

Sonechka rams down on the buzzer
Sonechka: We’re going in circles. Balmung, since you’re so totally awesome, you win this round. Sephiroth, may I suggest a career change?
Sephiroth: No.

Game #2 – Questions only!

Sonechka: You know of this game, but if you don’t, here’s Pika to explain it.
Pika: Pi pika pikachu pi pika pi pi chu cha pikachu, pi pikachu!”
Sonechka nods in agreement and so does the audience
Balmung: 8( I didn’t understand a bit of that…
Helba: That’s because you’re not well educated. It said that the point of this game is say questions only. Nothing else. If you don’t obey the rules, you owe me a bottle of ketchup!
Pika nods
Pika: Cha!
Balmung deletes a life from Helba, thus eliminating her temporarily from the game
Balmung: I’m an admin.
Sonechka: ……… We need a replacement…
???: I’ll do it….
Audience gasps as Wiseman teleports onto the stage
Wiseman: Do you mind?
Sonechka: No! Not at all! Sit there, next to Balmung. Keep an eye on him…
Balmung: ¬¬ I heard that.
Sonechka: You were meant to.
Balmung: ¬¬

Wiseman sits next to Balmung, leaning his staff against the wall
Wiseman: What did Helba do this time?
Balmung: Called me an illiterate fool. She may be a hacker, but she’s a sys-admin just like us.
Wiseman: I don’t see why she’d do something rash now, she’s just messing with your head.
Balmung: You don’t know Helba like I’d do. She’d screw over another player or admin in a second to get what she wanted.
Wiseman, chuckling: Sounds like a certain young Blademaster I used to know….
Balmung: x_x;;; Ouch, that hurt. ¬¬ Jerk.

Sonechka bonks them both on the head
Sonechka: Let’s finish our game please. Anyways, Wiseman and Balmung with start. Audience? Give me a place!
The audience screams out random things.
Sonechka: Net Slums? Okay, The Net Slums it tis! Take it away!

Wiseman: Is this a hacked area?
Balmung: How should I know?
Wiseman: Aren’t you a sys-admin?
Balmung: And if I am?
Wiseman: Well, Are you?
Balmung: Yes!
Balmung storms off and is replaced by Sephiroth
Sephiroth: Does Balmung look like Helba?
Wiseman: Is that a nice thing to say?
Sephiroth: Since when have I cared?
Wiseman: That’s a good point…
Wiseman walks off and is replaced by a kicking and screaming Ansem
Ansem: Did you know I’m NOT a dog?
Sephiroth: You’re not?
Ansem: Why would I be?
Sephiroth: How are you not?
Ansem: Why do you care?
Sephiroth: Why should I not?
Ansem: Are you related to Seymour?
Sephiroth: Why?
Ansem: Are you uglier than he is, or is it just me?
Sephiroth: How would a dumb dog like you know anything?
Ansem: I really don’t know… Oh sh-
Sonechka pulls out a bar of soap
Ansem: O_O Shoot! Shoot! I say shoot!
Ansem walks off and is replaced by Balmung
Balmung: Shall I delete you know or later?
Sephiroth: Did you see the boy behind Sonechka?
Balmung: Why?
Sephiroth: Did you know that he has a sword?
Balmung: Is he looking to fight you?
Sephiroth: He wants to kill you.
Sephiroth walks away from a very uneasy Balmung

Koji sits right behind Sonechka, his eyes narrowed at Balmung and his arms crossed
Koji: You flirt with her, and I’ll kill you.
Sonechka sighs
Sonechka: What a night!

Game #3 – Scenes from a hat

Sonechka starts to explain the next game, but a loud crash of thundagra sends Ansem and Sephiroth into a black hole
Neko Mika: Mew! Chibi DT, don’t go afta his pants! You’ll go BOOOOOOOM!
Chibi DT: Me babies!
Sonechka gasps

Sonechka: What happened?
Neko Mika grooms herself
Neko Mika: Mew?
Chibi DT bonks Mika and tosses her milk-
Chibi DT: We want to be on show! Fweeeeeeeeee!
Neko Mika: Mreo, she’s right, yuppie.
Chibi DT: Where’s our seats?
Both look down black hole

Sonechka puts the Chibis into chibi seats below Balmung and Wiseman to keep them somewhat calm.

Sonechka: The next game is an oldie, Scenes from a hat!
Audience cheers
Sonechka: You guys wrote them, so now I’ll help tell them!
Sonechka: First one, “The name of the Secret Place if Riku had been the one to name it.
Chibi DT: My precious…
Neko Mika: Scattered Memories
Balmung: Loser Hangout
Sonechka: Second one “What Ansem’s data drained form would be if Sora had the Bracelet”
Balmung: A helpless frog
Neko Mika: A puppy!
Chibi DT: Pants!
Sonechka: ENOUGH WITH THE PANTS!
Chibi DT: ;___; Meanie!
Neko Mika: Ya! Sonechka’s a big meanie moe!
Sonechka holds flashlight near Chibi DT and Neko Mika
Sonechka: Don’t make me use it…
Both shut up, but glare at Sonechka with a reeeeeeeaaaaaaly evil glare
Sonechka: Final one: “Things you don’t want to hear from Sora during a big boss fight”
Wiseman: How do I use magic?
Balmung: Why should I hurt a cute little heartless? Let’s kill Donald instead!
Chibi DT: Ansem’s really powerful, I’ll let him rule the world
Neko Mika: To Donald and Goofy: Quick! Tell me the square root of 7 cubed!

Sonechka: ¬¬ Do you even know the answer to that?
Neko Mika: Mew! Nope! Nope! Nope!
Neko Mika chases a ball of string around

Game #4 – La Hoedown

Sonechka: T_T Why is this happening to me? Why did I sign up for this again?
Koji changes into a guy’s cheerleading outfit and starts cheering
Koji: You can do it Sonechka!
Balmung, laughing: That’s so sad…
Wiseman: Reminds me of a certain young
Balmung stabs his sword into Wiseman’s head
Balmung: ¬_¬ SHUT UP!

Sonechka: When we get that sword out of Wiseman’s skull, he’ll switch places with me…. As his sarcastic comments won him some large amounts of points

Koji gets the audience cheering
Audience: Sonee, Sonee, she’s the best! If she can’t beat them, we’ll eternally rest!
Sonechka drags her hand down her face in embarrassment.
Sonechka: I’ll get him in the Hoe-down…

Wiseman: So folks? Our topic?
Pika looks pathetically at Wiseman
Wiseman: And the cute little furball wins! The Ketchup Hoedown it shall be!

Sonechka:
Ketchup is red and Koji is dead
When you see him again, all you’ll see is his head
The horrible cheer makes me want beer
But I’m still a minor, so his cheer makes me fear!

Balmung:
Ketchup is nice, but sake’s the best
When I drink it online, it fizzes in my chest
Sonechka’s so nice, it’s a rather nice change
From that boy Koji, I think he’s deranged!

Chibi DT
Ketchup is icky, it’s so nasty on bread
I think I’ll go buy junk on Ebay instead
Elazul is funny, he’s such a hunk
I hate coffee, I’ve had too much! Now I think I ‘m rather drunk!

Neko Mika
Hi, I’m DT I’m afraid of dead bees.
My one true wish is for Ansem’s pants please!
Tol is cute, I think he’s the best
I’ll put his picture right onto my vest.

Chibi DT: TOL ISH ICKY! ICKY! ICKY! ICKY! I HATE HIM!
Chibi DT punches Neko Mika
Neko Mika shinks out her claws and hisses
Neko Mika: Fwt! Fwt! Mreow! You’re crazed about him you fool!
The sound of shattered bones and gushing blood is heard

Sonechka drags Koji out the door
Sonechka: I’m so embarrassed, I’m letting AMI do your hair!
Koji: Please! No! Not the hair! SAVE ME!!!!!

Balmung: This is hopeless… Better go kick the crap out of Helba…
Balmung logs out

Wiseman is left in the studio with two insane chibis
Wiseman: Thanks for watching, I’m going to go call the FBI

A few hours later, Sora walks in
Chibi DT: Fresh Blood! YEAH!
Neko Mika: Nre! Let’s get him!
Sora screams loudly and runs out the door
Sora: I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!!!!!!!!