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Neme303 — Beach Fun-Emily 2

Published: 2008-08-22 19:18:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 2822; Favourites: 61; Downloads: 0
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Description I know, I know I already gave her one

but I feel I've neglected her so I gave her another shot

I originally had Tawny and Lance getting together but I decided to make it Emily instead.

trust me it's hilarious
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Comments: 25

GIJohn [2008-08-24 19:27:21 +0000 UTC]

My my, those are thighs and a half... wouldn't like to get caught in between those

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Neme303 In reply to GIJohn [2008-08-25 01:49:39 +0000 UTC]

Lance did

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GIJohn In reply to Neme303 [2008-08-25 11:23:52 +0000 UTC]

He liked it?, or he just got caught?

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Neme303 In reply to GIJohn [2008-08-25 18:14:06 +0000 UTC]

Emily likes him and decided to express it

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GIJohn In reply to Neme303 [2008-08-25 19:26:51 +0000 UTC]

Lucky dawg

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Neme303 In reply to GIJohn [2008-08-26 05:17:35 +0000 UTC]

Well I don't know about Lucky more like poor Lance

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GIJohn In reply to Neme303 [2008-08-26 20:50:55 +0000 UTC]

He'll recover

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Neme303 In reply to GIJohn [2008-08-27 02:33:56 +0000 UTC]

eventually

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SeiberSaiban [2008-08-23 11:37:38 +0000 UTC]

Many will envy that volley ball.

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Neme303 In reply to SeiberSaiban [2008-08-23 22:59:35 +0000 UTC]

I suppose

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Phraxus [2008-08-23 05:49:43 +0000 UTC]

This is gorgeous. The pose is superb, and I love the smug, challenging expression on her face, although the slight blush she's showing makes me wonder who she's looking at. With her muscles, I'd imagine she'd be devastating at volleyball. She always looks like such a toughie.

Makes me wonder if she has a softer side...

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Neme303 In reply to Phraxus [2008-08-23 23:01:51 +0000 UTC]

I'd say no she doesn't. and she likes Lance

of course she can't play volleyball because she's too competitive

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LeonKatlovre [2008-08-23 00:26:17 +0000 UTC]

I love cowgirls!!!

dang it seems I just love very girl... is because you do an awesome freaking job X3

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Neme303 In reply to LeonKatlovre [2008-08-23 03:21:34 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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Strangerataru [2008-08-22 22:52:42 +0000 UTC]

Moo

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Neme303 In reply to Strangerataru [2008-08-23 03:21:44 +0000 UTC]

lol

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o0-TheLazyArtist-0o [2008-08-22 20:27:55 +0000 UTC]

Ooooh hooo, so it was this girl! Dag... I was WAY off on mah guesses.

Well, this should prove to be an interesting predictament for poor Lance. Alcohol + Emily + Lance = Possible Hilarity. Bwee hee...

Well, it's about that time again! Beach Fun Commentary, with that silly Shinoshi, YOSHINDO! Take it away!

YOSHINDO: Hello again, lads and lassies! We're back with some of my commentating craziness with the various girls visiting the beach! Now we have a fellow UK friend of the renowned Jessie. The tough-as-nails, alcoholic-beverage guzzling, cutie cowgal, Miss Emily! She's actually one of the smaller gals I've seen so far. And with her fitting nicely into a tied-up, two-piece bikini, this should be a less intimidating interview than the previous ones and I won't have to use so much ninja focus to concentrate. However, she may look cute, but I heard she got plenty of spunk within her, so she still may have a bit of intimidating prowess inside. And those hips! Wide and round, they are! I swear she could do a Mario or Yoshi-style hip drop on somebody's weak point and do some MASSIVE DAMAGE if she wanted. ...maybe I should teach her how to do that someday. Ha ha... Anyway, she seems to be taking a break from practicing volleyball. Let's see if we can grab her for a quick interview! Yo, Miss Emily! Mind if we talk it up a bit and get some info from you for the viewers at home?

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Neme303 In reply to o0-TheLazyArtist-0o [2008-08-23 03:34:58 +0000 UTC]

The story goes Lance was to focused on Ricki so Tawny instisted that he'd try talking to another girl and that girl turned out to be Emily. Unfortunatley, she was completly sober when he talked to her and she literally beat the shit out of him some hours later after the incident She was drunk again and appologized to him (by sleeping with him because in all honesty she really thought he was cute). Unfortunatley, this was the most painful experience of Lance's life as Emily turned out to be the 'man' and hurt him several times so much so that the next day he couldn't walk straight.

who says sex can't be funny

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o0-TheLazyArtist-0o In reply to Neme303 [2008-08-23 04:20:21 +0000 UTC]

Mwa ha ha... 'tis funny indeed. I feel bad for the dude. And youse said he was suppose to get "lucky".

Now the question is, WHICH portion of this story areth youse gonna draw out? Hmmm... they all sound hilarious, but I say we leave that a surprise until youse actually get it done. Bwee... @.@

YOSHINDO: ... >_>;; **proceeds to scoot several inches away from Emily.**

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Neme303 In reply to o0-TheLazyArtist-0o [2008-08-23 04:29:50 +0000 UTC]

Proably the appology

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Splicerion [2008-08-22 19:32:23 +0000 UTC]

Very nice.

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Neme303 In reply to Splicerion [2008-08-25 18:14:22 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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Splicerion In reply to Neme303 [2008-08-25 20:05:22 +0000 UTC]

Yer welcome.

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DylanD3viant [2008-08-22 19:19:30 +0000 UTC]

She looks awesome. Nice job and the expression and that.

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Neme303 In reply to DylanD3viant [2008-08-25 18:14:36 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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