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Description This is a vodkamelon. You see, the water normally contained in a watermelon is no longer water. We are too hardcore for that... >.<
It tasted like DEATH but was a totally wicked concept.
But that isn't the point.
I have never seen the inside of a seedless watermelon before. Isn't it amazing?
Now if only its outside was glow in the dark and covered in Xs it would contain all my favourite things <3
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Comments: 21

JimTS [2010-01-17 18:41:47 +0000 UTC]

Try it with rum. It's way better.

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Neon-Stitches In reply to JimTS [2010-01-18 01:50:01 +0000 UTC]

I can't drink rum anymore... not after my horrid affair with the captain. >.< *cringes*

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JimTS In reply to Neon-Stitches [2010-01-18 02:00:13 +0000 UTC]

There's your problem, try Sailor Jerry.

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Neon-Stitches In reply to JimTS [2010-01-18 19:31:24 +0000 UTC]

*is officially confused but starts picturing a fat old man in a sailor-moon costume*
Oh wait, alcohol! haha. *cringes*
I have Patron now... screw rum. >.<

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JimTS In reply to Neon-Stitches [2010-01-19 05:37:25 +0000 UTC]

To each their own, I guess. I can't stand tequila.

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AngelicAdonis [2010-01-16 23:12:03 +0000 UTC]

Thats pretty fantastic!

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holyghost42 [2010-01-16 05:21:09 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of "the swirls in coffee contain the secrets to life" type of thing. Also of my own vodka melon misshaps XD.

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Neon-Stitches In reply to holyghost42 [2010-01-16 05:22:37 +0000 UTC]

...sadly the swirls in the melon only held... vodka... haha.
I am glad other people have done this. Everyone I told about it seemed confused and baffled.

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holyghost42 In reply to Neon-Stitches [2010-01-16 05:33:20 +0000 UTC]

lol, in TN we will always do anything to spice up the way we drink, so to speak. Also my friends made up a low dose melon for me knowing that i don't drink, i ate almost the whole thing before i realized it was 40 proof, it was a bit of a disaster.

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Neon-Stitches In reply to holyghost42 [2010-01-16 07:21:13 +0000 UTC]

oh goodness, that sounds horrid. >.<
Yeah, next time we are totally using less vodka. It gathered in the spirals. O.o

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holyghost42 In reply to Neon-Stitches [2010-01-17 03:58:34 +0000 UTC]

try out PGA and mixed acidic fruits, the acid kills the alcohol taste, finish it off with a little Hawaiian punch. That one is strait from my ghetto redneck alcohol cook book.

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Neon-Stitches In reply to holyghost42 [2010-01-17 04:39:48 +0000 UTC]

MmMmMMMmmMM awesome. ^_^
will totally do that!

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RobsZombies [2010-01-16 05:10:52 +0000 UTC]

mmmmmm *hugs all over your melons* ^_-

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Neon-Stitches In reply to RobsZombies [2010-01-16 05:14:03 +0000 UTC]

... yeah--no.

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RobsZombies In reply to Neon-Stitches [2010-01-16 06:56:35 +0000 UTC]

lol what.. i was just being a goof o.o sorry ._.

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Neon-Stitches In reply to RobsZombies [2010-01-16 07:20:18 +0000 UTC]

Haha. No biggy. Sorry, I am in a terrible mood right now. >.<

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RobsZombies In reply to Neon-Stitches [2010-01-16 17:33:02 +0000 UTC]

awwww Neon whats wrong?

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Neon-Stitches In reply to RobsZombies [2010-01-16 21:03:32 +0000 UTC]

Just about everything right now. I moved out of my parents house and I am alone all day and then almost as soon as I get home my fiance goes to sleep... >.< I never have contact with anyone and my friends don't want to drive all the way out here to see me.

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RobsZombies In reply to Neon-Stitches [2010-01-17 04:48:31 +0000 UTC]

awww well im always here for you if you need to talk. and im sadly over 1800 miles away from my fiance T_T it hurts so much. But Im a friend and ill always be there if you need me.

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Neon-Stitches In reply to RobsZombies [2010-01-18 01:51:51 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry to hear about your long distance.
And thanks, I appreciate it. ^^

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RobsZombies In reply to Neon-Stitches [2010-01-18 01:57:30 +0000 UTC]

^_^ No problem. Thats what friends are for.

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