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neurowing β€” I HATE E.T.

Published: 2010-05-11 12:44:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 2642; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 45
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Description Done a few days ago for 's ARTJAM of the week /month (?)

Topic is about the character you hate the most.

Yep. It's that alien that that scarred my childhood , the freak that looks like a walking turd. I do not kid. I am that old that I got to see this ugly little bugger in the theatre. I never got so terrified. Every moment of the film I was wishing it to end. C'mon, how the hell is this bastard that loveable? After exiting the theatre, I still got freaked out by the number of merchandise just around the theatre mall. My auntie who took me to watch it even bought me a small ET keychain and a mask. I was too embarassed to tell her and my girl cousin, also fearing someone will discover this and use it to freak me out... one of my aunts did and I almost died of a heart attack. I also started to get scared of having sleepovers at my other cousin's house. He's one of those lucky kids in the 80s who got all those cool toys...those Lego sets, the other Rubik puzzles, Tomy water toys...but he had to have that freaking ET figure with a glowing tummy and finger...plus that boxing ET puppet! WHY?!! A year later we moved out to another house but that freaking mask was still with us. It occationally tormented my nights by hanging out in our backyard wall, I can see it if I view it from my window.

Thank God for Transformers and kids finally forgotten about that pissashite.

Well that was my youth. I ain't afraid of the mutant turd with big eyes anymore, but when I look back ....DAMN!
NOW I'M AN ANGRY, ANGRY MAN.

Steven Speilberg YOU BASTARD! You are such a bellend. What the hell were you thinking? Bastard.

I don't have the means to go to the states yet, but please, please someone beat up the artist who designed ET... and Spielberg. I know they're old sods now, but they freaking deserve it... think of that terrified little fat kid during the 80s.

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Comments: 34

Traheripteryx [2013-08-20 16:14:38 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! NOW, he has a reason, to phone home!

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ndunsmo [2013-03-18 01:08:08 +0000 UTC]

My cousin hates him for the exact same reason, though honestly, outward appearance does not define a character.

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legoland5254 [2013-02-07 23:16:15 +0000 UTC]

0_0 woah

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hg-project [2012-09-29 05:52:24 +0000 UTC]

I guess E.T.
...couldn't phone home.


D:

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RH7X9 [2012-09-03 06:49:42 +0000 UTC]

Ha, wow. I hate that stupid piece o' shit too. Okay, not really. He's more of a running gag of mine. I used to be afraid of him when I was much younger. I cried all night long after seeing the movie. Nowadays, he has somehow stuck with me as a character frequently parodied through my head. Yes, I am weird.

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Old-Marcie1234 [2012-07-19 18:53:20 +0000 UTC]

[link] ,

[link] my personal favorite, and

[link] may not be Cleeborp, but it's something

they're all from Robot chicken. if you don't believe me, [link]

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Old-Marcie1234 [2012-06-28 21:04:33 +0000 UTC]

Watch Robot Chicken. In that one he gives himself a blowjob

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Old-Marcie1234 [2012-06-28 21:01:17 +0000 UTC]

I know! Who would sell that diseased scrotum to kids!? It's like rating Child's Play or The Thing rated PG!

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SillyCookieSonic123 [2012-01-23 00:25:07 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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batchix [2010-11-06 01:40:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad i'm not the only one who hates that movie. XD;;;

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DimmuBorgirmi [2010-09-10 04:07:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh God, I hate that little bastard, too! E.T. want to phone home? How about E.T. taking the phone and shoving it up his ass?!

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MSDaggers [2010-09-06 14:59:36 +0000 UTC]

After I saw this when I was six, I had nightmares for weeks that E.T. was staring at me through my window. I'm still terrified of him, especially when his chest glows.

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GENZOMAN [2010-05-28 19:32:08 +0000 UTC]

Damn, I love ET, but this ugly turtle scared me a lot at the beginning of the movie, when Eliot follow him on the grass, with a lantern and ET appears on the bushes screaming.

GOOOOODDDDAAAAAMNNNNN!!!! NIGHTMARES FOR MONTHS!

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neurowing In reply to GENZOMAN [2010-05-29 18:06:39 +0000 UTC]

Hehe. I also got creeped out when Eliot was making a trail of candies (was it Reese's pieces or M & Ms?). The first time I saw it I was thinking ET would attack him after.

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Old-Marcie1234 In reply to neurowing [2012-06-28 21:03:05 +0000 UTC]

Those were Reese's Pieces. M & M's wouldn't let their candy into the movie because E.T. was so ugly, he scared kids!

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AbleEdge [2010-05-20 22:12:13 +0000 UTC]

Silly E.T. You don't hax phone.

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noelzzz [2010-05-15 14:48:05 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously, I loved ET. Being a few years older than you, I too saw it at the cinema, and I enjoyed it. I wanted the ET toy with the light-up finger and chest, but only got the tiny keychain. I must have watched it on Betamax a dozen times. Every time I rode my bike to the park, I imagined I was flying above the trees.

I wanna go buy the DVD now.

My wife however, she agrees with your assessment. To this day she is terrified of aliens, all because she was traumatized by the movie.

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caswallon [2010-05-14 00:55:34 +0000 UTC]

Wow Xave! I can really feel the love. Hahahahaha!
Reading your comments made my day dude, I'm favin' this. Hahahaha

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neurowing In reply to caswallon [2010-05-14 18:22:41 +0000 UTC]

hahaha. Thanks.

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KrisSmithDW [2010-05-12 07:10:08 +0000 UTC]

I could not stop laughing at this when I saw it

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Attelocin [2010-05-12 01:45:46 +0000 UTC]

Beat Spielberg for the last Indiana Jones movie alone, and THEN beat him for ET.

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candytheory In reply to Attelocin [2010-05-13 04:59:54 +0000 UTC]

What, you didn't like the scene where they were swinging in the vines, being one with the monkeys?!!!

When Shia picked up Indie's hat, I cried.

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Attelocin In reply to candytheory [2010-05-13 05:35:30 +0000 UTC]

Ugh, don't remind me. That whole movie should never have been made, let Indiana Jones retire and go sit on a porch somewhere in the jungle, whipping kids off his lawn.

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Taren14 In reply to Attelocin [2010-11-12 23:51:19 +0000 UTC]

"Get off my lawn! It belongs in a museum!"

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neurowing In reply to Attelocin [2010-05-13 04:13:24 +0000 UTC]

I'll add this other reason: Getting Michael Bay to direct TRANSFORMERS.

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Passedoutdrunk [2010-05-12 01:15:01 +0000 UTC]

LOL nice

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candytheory [2010-05-11 21:10:55 +0000 UTC]

Quite a loaded pic. Do you feel like a burden has been lifted off your chest?

I didn't like ET either as a child but my mom got my brother and I both our own ET dollsβ€”it had like this gross leathery feel to it. However, it was fun to throw around because ET had all those weird long parts (easy to catch) and a weighted lower body (easy to throw very, very far).

Great pic

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neurowing In reply to candytheory [2010-05-13 04:11:20 +0000 UTC]

Yes I think it did.
But old man Spielberg still needs a beating...

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candytheory In reply to neurowing [2010-05-13 04:56:11 +0000 UTC]

I'd beat him for plugging in that Shia Lebleh kid everywhere. Uggghhhhh

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Cyber-Kun [2010-05-11 19:28:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, I have always hated this character, as a child and as an adult

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yanoodle [2010-05-11 15:27:46 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA oh my god this is the best thing I've read for a while

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neurowing In reply to yanoodle [2010-05-11 16:49:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for reading! hahaha.

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BlackSpotDesign [2010-05-11 12:46:58 +0000 UTC]

*cheer*

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XxxDizzyxxX333 [2010-05-11 12:45:43 +0000 UTC]

haha wow its good and funny

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