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"You need to stop fighting in your good suits."

Droog didn't answer. They both knew it was a moot discussion anyways. It's not like he can or would quit going on dangerous heists, and simply wearing cheaper clothing was out of the question. Stitch didn't mind, he was paid well for being the personal tailor to a rival gangster. Droog certainly made it worth his time to sneak out of the Felt's mansion to patch up his clothing.

There were strange cases like this, however. Something small that most people would ignore. A two-inch long rip. A popped hem that hasn't even begun to unravel yet. At first he just chalked it up to a case of obsessive compulsive disorder, but lately there's been something odd about it. If he didn't know Diamonds better, he'd suspect the cuts were intentional.

But that couldn't be it. Droog is so finicky about his suits, he'd never willingly turn a blade on them. Stitch must have been imagining things.

He didn't notice Droog's face turning red as he watched him work. No, there is surely no reason why he would destroy his suits himself- the increasingly frequent visits must be because he's doing more hit jobs. That's all.

This is totally one of my favorite pairings, and it's not because it's cracky and silly! They totally make sense. Really. SERIOUSLY STOP LAUGHING GUYS

All this nonsense belongs to Andrew Hussie of mspaintadventures.com because this is just fanart.

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"You need to stop fighting in your good suits."

Droog didn't answer. They both knew it was a moot discussion anyways. It's not like he can or would quit going on dangerous heists, and simply wearing cheaper clothing was out of the question. Stitch didn't mind, he was paid well for being the personal tailor to a rival gangster. Droog certainly made it worth his time to sneak out of the Felt's mansion to patch up his clothing.

There were strange cases like this, however. Something small that most people would ignore. A two-inch long rip. A popped hem that hasn't even begun to unravel yet. At first he just chalked it up to a case of obsessive compulsive disorder, but lately there's been something odd about it. If he didn't know Diamonds better, he'd suspect the cuts were intentional.

But that couldn't be it. Droog is so finicky about his suits, he'd never willingly turn a blade on them. Stitch must have been imagining things.

He didn't notice Droog's face turning red as he watched him work. No, there is surely no reason why he would destroy his suits himself- the increasingly frequent visits must be because he's doing more hit jobs. That's all.

This is totally one of my favorite pairings, and it's not because it's cracky and silly! They totally make sense. Really. SERIOUSLY STOP LAUGHING GUYS

All this nonsense belongs to Andrew Hussie of mspaintadventures.com because this is just fanart.