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Pein was sitting in his office like a normal day at the Akatsuki, Kisame was out collecting more fisheys for his pond, Itachi was being emo in his little corner, Deidara was trying to figure out more styles to make himself look more manly, Sasori was rotting underground, Tobi was trying to dig an underground tunnel with a pen, *takes deep breath* Hidan was doing some weird voo doo like ritual thing, Kakuzu was counting munneh,Zetsu went to make love to the tree out back, and finally Konan was no where to be seen because no one ever listens to women.
Pein sighed as he leaned back in his chair "when will anything NEW go on around here.... gawd its so frealin boring-" he then got cut off by Hidan "PEIN! BE A MAN AND SAY F@%$EN EVERY ONCE AND AWHILE!!!" Pein did another long sigh and banged his head on his desk, but instead of feeling pain fom the wooden frame, he felt a pillow like object as it did a little squeaky noise. He shot up to see he slammed his head on a little pink bunny "what the hell.... hmph, must be Tobi's" then he felt a thrust of wind go by as someone scooped the bunny in there arms "GAH! KUMAGORO!!!!! WEVE BEEN ATTACKED!!! KUMAGORO MIRACEL BEAM!" then the person threw the bunny right at Peins face as he fell down off his chair "GAH!" he then threw the bunny of his face as he looked up to see a guy with green hair and quit a few peircings ".......HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE!!!!! ITACHI! KISAME!" Then Kisame and Itachi appeared in the room as Pein pointed at the intruder "lock him up in Hidans torture room! AND TAKE THIS DAMN RABBIT WITH YOU!" he said as he threw Kumagoro at Itachi. The Guy squealed "YAY! WERE GOIN FOR A RID! PICO PICO!" he then did a silly giggle. Pein's eye twitched "...he disgust me"

Once Hidan got the message he started to put a bag together with all this torturing stuff as he made his way to the toture room, once he reached the door he opened it and walked in all cool and death like. The guy did a goofy smile "HI!!!! IM RYUICHI SAKUMA!!!! WHO ARE YOU????" Hidan just ignored him "i dont comunicate with the enemy" he said trying not to loose his temper. Ryuichi sighed "awwwwwww but why? Its fun to comunicate! like one time, Tatsuho called me and was like 'hi Ryu!' and i was like 'hey tatsuho! whats up!' and he was like 'nothing much! how Kuma!' and i was SO flattered when he asked so i squealed-" Hidan then got right in Ryuichi's face "WILL YOU SHUT THE F@$K UP!?" Ryuichi had a hurt face like a little kid "you said the bad version of fudge!!!!" Hidan growled "YEAH! WATTCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT!" Ryu glared "K said thats a bad word!!!" he then threw a rock at Hidan, Hidan growled "HEY! WHY THE F@%K ARENT YOU TIED UP ANYWAYS!!!!?" Ryu blinked "oh well.... this really nice guy came in after the emo and fish guy left, and he looked like a lolly pop too!!! So he asked me if i would like some grapes before you came in and i just couldnt refuse so i-" Hidan had a blank face "has anyone ever told you, you talk WAY to much" Ryuichi thought "a few times..."

Pein was in his office again but this time was filling out paper work, then the door slammed open as Hidan rushed in looking like he went threw a hurrican "i cant do it.....PEIN I CANT!!!!! HES JUST TO EVILLLLLLLL!!!" Pein had an uneasy look "....him...evil.... he throws stuffed animals at people"
"AND ROCKS!" Hidan corrected right away, Pein sighed "well did you get anything out of him?" Hidan noded and looked even more crazy "oh yeah...i got everything alright.....BECAUSE HE WOULDNT STOP TALKING!!!!! HIS NAMES RYUICHI SAKUMA, HES 31, HES A FAMOUS SINGER AND LOVES HIS STUPID KUMAGORO BUNNY!!!! HE SAYS HE GETS MOLESTED BY A MONK AND THAT HE GETS HORNY AROUND THIS GUY NAMED SHUICHI!!!! THEN HE STARTED BLABBERING ABOUT HOW UNIQUE COLORS ARE AND-" Pein put his hand up "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT STOP!" Hidan then blinked and looked at the leader, Pein groaned as he rubbed his temples "did he say why he's here?" Hidan noded "yes! He said Kumagoro told him he would find burried treasure!!!!" Pein blinked "...ummm okay..." they then got inturrupted with a knock at the door. Pein growled "WHO IS IT!?" then the door opeend to show a whole crew of people and some holding cameras as Demyx was this with a mic and started laughing "AHAHAHAHAHA Pein, Hidan, YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!!!" they both blinked "...what...." Demyx then stopped for a minute "...ummm well not exactly...we didnt catch anything on tap...we just stalk Ryuichi all the time and just thoguht this would be the perfect aportunity to start a punked show" Ryuichi then yanked Demyx's mic away "can i sing noooooooooooow? you promiiiiiiiiiiiised!" Ryu whinned. Demmy swipped it back "EH! NO! AFTER MY INTERVEIW!...so...Pein and Hidan" he said turning back to them, but they were gone. Demmy gasped "GAH!" they then brought Inuyasha in on a leash "GO SNIFF EM OUT BOY!" Inuyasha barked then began to zoom off as everyone followed except for Ryu "...... but...but...but..." he then got watery eyes "i...wanna ...sing..." tatsuho then poped out of no where "you can use my mic Ryu" Ryuichi had sparkly eyes "REALLY! THANKS...where is it Tatsuho-san?" he smirked "right were you left it last time" Ryu's smile went away "...oh....umm" he then saw K walking by, Ryuichi was about to jolt over by him but K put his hand up "up up up, im Bad Lucks manager now, see ya kid" K winked then walked away. Ryuchi sat there for a moment then began to cry.
(awwwww that wasnt a happy ending TT.TT now i feel bad!!)

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Pein was sitting in his office like a normal day at the Akatsuki, Kisame was out collecting more fisheys for his pond, Itachi was being emo in his little corner, Deidara was trying to figure out more styles to make himself look more manly, Sasori was rotting underground, Tobi was trying to dig an underground tunnel with a pen, *takes deep breath* Hidan was doing some weird voo doo like ritual thing, Kakuzu was counting munneh,Zetsu went to make love to the tree out back, and finally Konan was no where to be seen because no one ever listens to women.
Pein sighed as he leaned back in his chair "when will anything NEW go on around here.... gawd its so frealin boring-" he then got cut off by Hidan "PEIN! BE A MAN AND SAY F@%$EN EVERY ONCE AND AWHILE!!!" Pein did another long sigh and banged his head on his desk, but instead of feeling pain fom the wooden frame, he felt a pillow like object as it did a little squeaky noise. He shot up to see he slammed his head on a little pink bunny "what the hell.... hmph, must be Tobi's" then he felt a thrust of wind go by as someone scooped the bunny in there arms "GAH! KUMAGORO!!!!! WEVE BEEN ATTACKED!!! KUMAGORO MIRACEL BEAM!" then the person threw the bunny right at Peins face as he fell down off his chair "GAH!" he then threw the bunny of his face as he looked up to see a guy with green hair and quit a few peircings ".......HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE!!!!! ITACHI! KISAME!" Then Kisame and Itachi appeared in the room as Pein pointed at the intruder "lock him up in Hidans torture room! AND TAKE THIS DAMN RABBIT WITH YOU!" he said as he threw Kumagoro at Itachi. The Guy squealed "YAY! WERE GOIN FOR A RID! PICO PICO!" he then did a silly giggle. Pein's eye twitched "...he disgust me"

Once Hidan got the message he started to put a bag together with all this torturing stuff as he made his way to the toture room, once he reached the door he opened it and walked in all cool and death like. The guy did a goofy smile "HI!!!! IM RYUICHI SAKUMA!!!! WHO ARE YOU????" Hidan just ignored him "i dont comunicate with the enemy" he said trying not to loose his temper. Ryuichi sighed "awwwwwww but why? Its fun to comunicate! like one time, Tatsuho called me and was like 'hi Ryu!' and i was like 'hey tatsuho! whats up!' and he was like 'nothing much! how Kuma!' and i was SO flattered when he asked so i squealed-" Hidan then got right in Ryuichi's face "WILL YOU SHUT THE F@$K UP!?" Ryuichi had a hurt face like a little kid "you said the bad version of fudge!!!!" Hidan growled "YEAH! WATTCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT!" Ryu glared "K said thats a bad word!!!" he then threw a rock at Hidan, Hidan growled "HEY! WHY THE F@%K ARENT YOU TIED UP ANYWAYS!!!!?" Ryu blinked "oh well.... this really nice guy came in after the emo and fish guy left, and he looked like a lolly pop too!!! So he asked me if i would like some grapes before you came in and i just couldnt refuse so i-" Hidan had a blank face "has anyone ever told you, you talk WAY to much" Ryuichi thought "a few times..."

Pein was in his office again but this time was filling out paper work, then the door slammed open as Hidan rushed in looking like he went threw a hurrican "i cant do it.....PEIN I CANT!!!!! HES JUST TO EVILLLLLLLL!!!" Pein had an uneasy look "....him...evil.... he throws stuffed animals at people"
"AND ROCKS!" Hidan corrected right away, Pein sighed "well did you get anything out of him?" Hidan noded and looked even more crazy "oh yeah...i got everything alright.....BECAUSE HE WOULDNT STOP TALKING!!!!! HIS NAMES RYUICHI SAKUMA, HES 31, HES A FAMOUS SINGER AND LOVES HIS STUPID KUMAGORO BUNNY!!!! HE SAYS HE GETS MOLESTED BY A MONK AND THAT HE GETS HORNY AROUND THIS GUY NAMED SHUICHI!!!! THEN HE STARTED BLABBERING ABOUT HOW UNIQUE COLORS ARE AND-" Pein put his hand up "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT STOP!" Hidan then blinked and looked at the leader, Pein groaned as he rubbed his temples "did he say why he's here?" Hidan noded "yes! He said Kumagoro told him he would find burried treasure!!!!" Pein blinked "...ummm okay..." they then got inturrupted with a knock at the door. Pein growled "WHO IS IT!?" then the door opeend to show a whole crew of people and some holding cameras as Demyx was this with a mic and started laughing "AHAHAHAHAHA Pein, Hidan, YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!!!" they both blinked "...what...." Demyx then stopped for a minute "...ummm well not exactly...we didnt catch anything on tap...we just stalk Ryuichi all the time and just thoguht this would be the perfect aportunity to start a punked show" Ryuichi then yanked Demyx's mic away "can i sing noooooooooooow? you promiiiiiiiiiiiised!" Ryu whinned. Demmy swipped it back "EH! NO! AFTER MY INTERVEIW!...so...Pein and Hidan" he said turning back to them, but they were gone. Demmy gasped "GAH!" they then brought Inuyasha in on a leash "GO SNIFF EM OUT BOY!" Inuyasha barked then began to zoom off as everyone followed except for Ryu "...... but...but...but..." he then got watery eyes "i...wanna ...sing..." tatsuho then poped out of no where "you can use my mic Ryu" Ryuichi had sparkly eyes "REALLY! THANKS...where is it Tatsuho-san?" he smirked "right were you left it last time" Ryu's smile went away "...oh....umm" he then saw K walking by, Ryuichi was about to jolt over by him but K put his hand up "up up up, im Bad Lucks manager now, see ya kid" K winked then walked away. Ryuchi sat there for a moment then began to cry.
(awwwww that wasnt a happy ending TT.TT now i feel bad!!)