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Voltage, Akila, and Sakuri trekked through the Sahara Desert; as the humans called it. It was hot, dry, and worst of all. Boring.

"Aki...?" Sakuri asked quietly, she was the only one allowed to call Akila that.

"Yes?"

"It's really hot.... Could we see if we can get back to base now?" The trio had been stuck in the desert after the comm link went down; just like when the others were trapped in the arctic. Although, something else was wrong other than Scraplets [we won't mention Voltage trying to lob with the wreckers and crashing into a control panel].

"Sure. Ratchet? Optimus? Scrap.."

"Nothing?" Voltage sat and tried to build a sand castle as Nikki called it.

"No. Maybe if we can find our way out of here and closer to civilization we'll have a better chance."

The three continued to trudge through the sand, often denying Voltage's games of "I Spy" and "20 Questions". Shadows passed over head every now and then, all proving to be domestic life forms. That is, until a larger than normal hawk soared over head.

"Uh.. Voltz... Aki.." Sakuri stopped in her tracks.

"What Sakuri? We gotta keep moving?" the kitsune whimpered and pointed to the sky; the hawk dove towards the timid warrior at a great speed.

Akila jumped in front of her friend to face the attacker. Just as the two were about to make contact, the bird transformed and landed roughly.

"Hey what do we have here!? Autobot, Decepticon?" the new bot moved around poking and prodding, trying to find Akila's faction logo.

"My faction logo is not physically presented on my structure. But I am a loyal Autobot and it's time for you to explain who you are," Akila somehow had this cheery new comer in an armlock with her khopesh against her spark chamber. "Spill it."

"Oooo~ You're strong, that's sexy," Akila only tightened her grip. "Ok fine! I am Rashida. I don't pledge allegiance to either Autobot or Decepticon, I work as a mercenary for either side."

"Oh that's cool! You should really join the Autobots permanently though, we have a pretty rad time!" Voltage tried to 'make nice' with Rashida.

"Nah, you guys are cool and all, but I need the energon sometimes from the Decepticons."

"Right whatever."

"Voltage? Akila?? Sakuri?"

"Ratchet! The comm link is back on guys! Ratch, we need a groundbridge, I think Sakuri is over heating and we have a new comer. A neutral mercenary."

"We will bridge you all back, I will question this mercenary when they arrive" Optimus ordered.

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"So like, you're really hot." Rashida was flirting with Akila

"Yes I'm in a desert," the hawk opened her mouth to protest. "And I know what you really meant. My personal matters of which you are hinting at are to remain off the field and in base only. Protocol."

As they entered the base, Akila was 'off duty' and went to chat with Ultra Magnus.

"Don't worry about Akila, she's a little boring at first but get her drunk on high grade and you have a party right there!" Voltage laughed as she went to check on Sakuri's status. "Is she ok?"

"Hm, yes. Slightly over heated. I believe that if any longer this would have happened to all three of you."

"Don't worry Voltage I'm.. I'm getting the peacocks for the... The salad."

"Alright then Sakuri. I need 3 peacocks for my salad."

"Ok I can.. wait, no five, frie- fren-tHE FRENCH TOAST."

Voltage laughed at her quiet friend's delirious state, "I'm off to pick up Nikki."

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"Are you alright soldier?" Ultra Magnus looked down at the jackal.

".... Hm? Oh yes, sir. I'm confused on whether to trust this mercenary."

"I understand your concerns. If Optimus decides to trust her then we will follow without question."

Akila tilted her gaze to the lieutenant, "This war has made me on edge and hard to find trust. Some of our allies I knew I could trust pretty easily, Voltage, Sakuri, Bumblebee, and of course you. New allies are rather annoy-" Rashida came out of nowhere like a bat out of hell.

"So fellow Ancient Egyptian Cybertronian bot. You ever had a sparkmate? If not there's always a first for everything." She raised her brow suggestively. Akila just rolled her optics. "Oh unless you and shoulder pads got something going on I'm always up for a threesome."

Akila straightened at this comment, "We have nothing 'going on'. Our relationship is strictly soldier to soldier."

"Well you know soldiers hooked up all the time to release sexual tension." Rashida casually leaned against the wall and studied her servos.

"Well you know, I really don't care." the jackal turned on her heel and left Ultra Magnus [who stood awkwardly during their 'chit chat'] and the new comer alone.

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OK Possible chapter one for a crack story shipping me and my friends characters yeee no idk

Description
Voltage, Akila, and Sakuri trekked through the Sahara Desert; as the humans called it. It was hot, dry, and worst of all. Boring.

"Aki...?" Sakuri asked quietly, she was the only one allowed to call Akila that.

"Yes?"

"It's really hot.... Could we see if we can get back to base now?" The trio had been stuck in the desert after the comm link went down; just like when the others were trapped in the arctic. Although, something else was wrong other than Scraplets [we won't mention Voltage trying to lob with the wreckers and crashing into a control panel].

"Sure. Ratchet? Optimus? Scrap.."

"Nothing?" Voltage sat and tried to build a sand castle as Nikki called it.

"No. Maybe if we can find our way out of here and closer to civilization we'll have a better chance."

The three continued to trudge through the sand, often denying Voltage's games of "I Spy" and "20 Questions". Shadows passed over head every now and then, all proving to be domestic life forms. That is, until a larger than normal hawk soared over head.

"Uh.. Voltz... Aki.." Sakuri stopped in her tracks.

"What Sakuri? We gotta keep moving?" the kitsune whimpered and pointed to the sky; the hawk dove towards the timid warrior at a great speed.

Akila jumped in front of her friend to face the attacker. Just as the two were about to make contact, the bird transformed and landed roughly.

"Hey what do we have here!? Autobot, Decepticon?" the new bot moved around poking and prodding, trying to find Akila's faction logo.

"My faction logo is not physically presented on my structure. But I am a loyal Autobot and it's time for you to explain who you are," Akila somehow had this cheery new comer in an armlock with her khopesh against her spark chamber. "Spill it."

"Oooo~ You're strong, that's sexy," Akila only tightened her grip. "Ok fine! I am Rashida. I don't pledge allegiance to either Autobot or Decepticon, I work as a mercenary for either side."

"Oh that's cool! You should really join the Autobots permanently though, we have a pretty rad time!" Voltage tried to 'make nice' with Rashida.

"Nah, you guys are cool and all, but I need the energon sometimes from the Decepticons."

"Right whatever."

"Voltage? Akila?? Sakuri?"

"Ratchet! The comm link is back on guys! Ratch, we need a groundbridge, I think Sakuri is over heating and we have a new comer. A neutral mercenary."

"We will bridge you all back, I will question this mercenary when they arrive" Optimus ordered.

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"So like, you're really hot." Rashida was flirting with Akila

"Yes I'm in a desert," the hawk opened her mouth to protest. "And I know what you really meant. My personal matters of which you are hinting at are to remain off the field and in base only. Protocol."

As they entered the base, Akila was 'off duty' and went to chat with Ultra Magnus.

"Don't worry about Akila, she's a little boring at first but get her drunk on high grade and you have a party right there!" Voltage laughed as she went to check on Sakuri's status. "Is she ok?"

"Hm, yes. Slightly over heated. I believe that if any longer this would have happened to all three of you."

"Don't worry Voltage I'm.. I'm getting the peacocks for the... The salad."

"Alright then Sakuri. I need 3 peacocks for my salad."

"Ok I can.. wait, no five, frie- fren-tHE FRENCH TOAST."

Voltage laughed at her quiet friend's delirious state, "I'm off to pick up Nikki."

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"Are you alright soldier?" Ultra Magnus looked down at the jackal.

".... Hm? Oh yes, sir. I'm confused on whether to trust this mercenary."

"I understand your concerns. If Optimus decides to trust her then we will follow without question."

Akila tilted her gaze to the lieutenant, "This war has made me on edge and hard to find trust. Some of our allies I knew I could trust pretty easily, Voltage, Sakuri, Bumblebee, and of course you. New allies are rather annoy-" Rashida came out of nowhere like a bat out of hell.

"So fellow Ancient Egyptian Cybertronian bot. You ever had a sparkmate? If not there's always a first for everything." She raised her brow suggestively. Akila just rolled her optics. "Oh unless you and shoulder pads got something going on I'm always up for a threesome."

Akila straightened at this comment, "We have nothing 'going on'. Our relationship is strictly soldier to soldier."

"Well you know soldiers hooked up all the time to release sexual tension." Rashida casually leaned against the wall and studied her servos.

"Well you know, I really don't care." the jackal turned on her heel and left Ultra Magnus [who stood awkwardly during their 'chit chat'] and the new comer alone.

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OK Possible chapter one for a crack story shipping me and my friends characters yeee no idk