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10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
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0.5. Whenever he sits on furniture, squirt water at him with a spray bottle and say: "Down! Bad boy!"
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Twilight is overrated, poorly written and crammed with Mary Sues. Plus real vampires don't sparkle, and Jacob is a shifter not a werewolf.
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Isabella Marie Swan is also Team Edward so I guess it doesn't really matter what any other person thinks.
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I prefer Jacob (can't stand Edward) but this is hilarious.
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I see what you did there...hahahaha
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Want to lose weight? Stay far away from these foods you thought were healthy like #1
[link]
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X3,how useful,>:3 I shall use.....some of these,cuz some are just.........
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Just.........?
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I dunno .-. some are a bit stupid if you ask me....
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#7: Not gonna work anymore.
#6: Untrue...
#2: He may only laugh at it.
My POV, so Yeah, I can agree.
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Well can anyone see fault in this?
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The link explains which team I am on. It's one of the mains in the YouTube video, and not the one that dies. 
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I love this. Especially the last one and the second. XXDDDDDD. I DIED!
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need oxygen..I laughed so much that I couldn't get off the floor!!!!
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I hate twilight and I had to read the description to understand who you we're talking about, but this was great. I know enough about the story to get all the jokes. Loved it!
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HA! This is hilarious. XD
I don't HATE twilight, but I don't like it either.
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I am NOT a twilight fan but this... this was hilarious! XDDDDD
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I hate twilight and I died when I read this XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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wow. i hate twilight but this is still hilarious
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FU EDWARD! WEREWOLVES ARE BETTER! Real men BREATHE!
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LMAO!!! I am team Edward and this is probably the most hilarious thing ive ever read!! you are amazing for this
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I'm the most Team Jacob guy u will ever meet but.... this is still alittle funny lol
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Oh wow. Is this before Breaking Dawn (because of the day-by-day flip calendar)?
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I dont like twilight but this made me laff so hard. Thank u for making me laff!
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I'm not at all a twilight series fan, but hell, THIS IS GREAT!
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You do reelise, that if you follow the 10th rule, you can not follow the others?
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team edward forever! i really hate jacob! i was watching abduction a couple days ago and the whole time i was screaming at the t.v. "EDWARD WOULDN'T DO THAT!" I finally stopped when my friend punched me (she's team jacob) lol at 2 and 10!
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I'm a clumsy brunette, so where's my vampire?
[ ]single
[ ]taken
[x]mentally dating edward cullen
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