HOME | DD

Description
(To the beat of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air')

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became an avenging emo bitch with some damn nice hair

In west Konoha born and raised
Uchiha Clan was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all owning some posers inside mah school

But my phyco brother
Was up to no good
Stabbed my parents and killed as many people as he could
He had these weirdass red eyes and I got scared
But I didn't do nuthin but just stand an stare

So I trained and I whined and I cut day after day
Had a retarded blonde and a pink-haired ho in my way
A snake-guy said, "You ain't gettin stronger, might as well fuck it"
"Damn Straight" I said and left causing a whole big fit

Bitchin' chidori, yo this is bad
But I'm sure as hell still mad
I wonder what having my own mindless pawns would be like?
Crazy mindfuck, red-haired ho and cocky-ass bastard, this'll be alright

I gon kill my brother, for revenge and all that
I gon slash and stab and use my Sharingan hax
Damn straight,
Kick my older brutha's ass,
He and his bitch best be watchin their backs

Well I went into this random cave and his bitch came out
He was all, "mama knock you out"
I said, "Bitch, please"
I got yo' fight right here, tell my brutha
To come out cuz Imma make him piss in fear

I whistled for him and when he came near
He came out, right in the open, right there, crystal clear
I got my hax jutsus and I charged for 'im
Like I give a damn if my chances are slim

I killed him finally, after like seven or eight years
Then the bastard tells me I got the wrong guy,
There's anotha one with the red eye

I said, "God damn fuckin plot twists,"
Now that he's dead I need anotha reason to but my wrists
So I steal his cloak and his pimp hat,
Mah bitches and me be ridin for Akatsuki now,
Best respect that

Description
(To the beat of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air')

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became an avenging emo bitch with some damn nice hair

In west Konoha born and raised
Uchiha Clan was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all owning some posers inside mah school

But my phyco brother
Was up to no good
Stabbed my parents and killed as many people as he could
He had these weirdass red eyes and I got scared
But I didn't do nuthin but just stand an stare

So I trained and I whined and I cut day after day
Had a retarded blonde and a pink-haired ho in my way
A snake-guy said, "You ain't gettin stronger, might as well fuck it"
"Damn Straight" I said and left causing a whole big fit

Bitchin' chidori, yo this is bad
But I'm sure as hell still mad
I wonder what having my own mindless pawns would be like?
Crazy mindfuck, red-haired ho and cocky-ass bastard, this'll be alright

I gon kill my brother, for revenge and all that
I gon slash and stab and use my Sharingan hax
Damn straight,
Kick my older brutha's ass,
He and his bitch best be watchin their backs

Well I went into this random cave and his bitch came out
He was all, "mama knock you out"
I said, "Bitch, please"
I got yo' fight right here, tell my brutha
To come out cuz Imma make him piss in fear

I whistled for him and when he came near
He came out, right in the open, right there, crystal clear
I got my hax jutsus and I charged for 'im
Like I give a damn if my chances are slim

I killed him finally, after like seven or eight years
Then the bastard tells me I got the wrong guy,
There's anotha one with the red eye

I said, "God damn fuckin plot twists,"
Now that he's dead I need anotha reason to but my wrists
So I steal his cloak and his pimp hat,
Mah bitches and me be ridin for Akatsuki now,
Best respect that