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Published: 2011-03-31 11:01:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 1744; Favourites: 45; Downloads: 13
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Description Lane Reid is a hardworking young woman who has devoted her life to potatoes. She carefully cultivates the highest quality potatoes. Her high standards make the cost of production pretty high, so she lives very simply. You should totally buy some potatoes from her. You'll really enjoy them, and you'll be helpin your local Ohana economy.

Sweet Potato: Lane's first Potato. They go way back. When she was a baby, her parents fed her so much sweet potato baby food that she turned orange. True story. This potato is good for your eyes, and tastes very sweet. Pair it with some marshmallows and cinnamon.

Idaho Potato: Lane has baked and mashed many of these through her childhood. This potato is hearty and goes well with anything. You can even ruin it with sour cream and bacon if you want!

Red Potato: Lane's Red potato is extra red. Diced and stir-fried in too much oil, Lane first had these at IHOP. It turns out you don't need to use that much oil because they are delicious on their own. Especially if you get Lane's Red Potatoes. They're the tastiest. They go well with rosemary.

Golden Potato: This is the pretty potato. It makes the best mashed potatoes because it is soft and buttery. You may not need butter, but you should use some anyway so you can experience DOUBLE BUTTER. It is also a good all-purpose potato because you can use it in almost as many ways as the Idaho Potato.

Russet Potatoes: Make French fries out of them. Try any combination of things that go on fries. Essential for any burger joint or fast food entrepreneur. Please get your French fry potatoes here.

Growing Potatoes: Also known as Seed Potatoes, these potatoes are mature enough to fall in love and make MORE potatoes. Start your very own potato family but cutting these up. Each piece should have one eye or growth on it. Plant them, and soon you'll end up with your own Potato Town!
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Comments: 22

SunnieTheDragon [2011-04-04 23:19:44 +0000 UTC]

NOW I WANT POTATOES ;A;

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TheUniverseTraveler [2011-04-02 15:44:12 +0000 UTC]

Ooh! Red potatoes! Those make good mashed potatoes!

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RhorseAnon [2011-04-01 04:34:56 +0000 UTC]

I love you

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philby17 [2011-04-01 01:41:19 +0000 UTC]

i think lane's a HOT potato.. lmao..
this is my fave of ALL the april fools day submissions.. i cant wait to take down ur sweet potato in an epic battle!! bring it on!

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miikkie [2011-04-01 00:24:19 +0000 UTC]

Lol!! this is awesome XD;;
I love this so much :'D

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Elfdragon12 [2011-03-31 23:07:48 +0000 UTC]

I love taters. Can't have a good stew without 'em.

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KingSpellcaster [2011-03-31 20:35:16 +0000 UTC]

Fruits of the Earth!

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Asphodels [2011-03-31 19:52:54 +0000 UTC]

Can I buy dat Lane instead?

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alexandrfiran [2011-03-31 19:22:22 +0000 UTC]

Potatoes?! No~ My Pokemon don't stand a chance against these. I'm doomed~

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Zillar [2011-03-31 16:42:00 +0000 UTC]

I will buy all of Lane's potatoes.

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MandySeley [2011-03-31 16:12:13 +0000 UTC]

...god I want potatoes now. :3

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Corvidraline [2011-03-31 15:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Ohgod... Lane is for some reason ADORABLE in that picture

And I will gladly buy some of her potatoes. She needs purple potatoes!

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bkomei [2011-03-31 15:19:05 +0000 UTC]

I'M IN LOVE.

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Elicario [2011-03-31 13:51:01 +0000 UTC]

i didint know potatos could attack!!!!

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DIMLICHT [2011-03-31 13:00:56 +0000 UTC]

What a stunning portray of eccentric beauty.

The lovely redneck pose combined with an authentic content expression gives this application the air of simplicity. Yet, no ordinary simplicity, but the simplicity that is the foundation of love, perfection and passionate lovemaking on early tuesdaymornings.

While the last part of the last sentence may seem quite far fetched, it's obvious this wonderful character puts a load of good ol' fashion lurrve in her passion. Visualizing her caressing her potatoes wearing almost next to nothing is a brilliant symbolisation for true love which the world obviously revolves around on. After all, the world IS a giant potato, as are its inhabitants.

All in all, a truly captivating piece of work.

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Elfdragon12 In reply to DIMLICHT [2011-03-31 23:09:20 +0000 UTC]

I thought we were all tomatoes...

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SleepyOctopus [2011-03-31 12:05:49 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm yummeh~

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Rawrkeeper [2011-03-31 11:55:38 +0000 UTC]

haha nice one
oh god if someone were to join this group now they would think that we are retarded...

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unbadger [2011-03-31 11:45:44 +0000 UTC]

ilu

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Eledora [2011-03-31 11:17:46 +0000 UTC]

Yummy potatos... And I like how this is so not-pokemon related!

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Eeeviee [2011-03-31 11:05:47 +0000 UTC]

This is strange, but clever...

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TeguFace [2011-03-31 11:04:56 +0000 UTC]

THIS.
IS.
GENIOUS.


And it makes me hungry.
/buys potatos

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