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Pinkie Pie, after growing to a height of 30ft due to currently unknown circumstances, decides to advertise herself as a Fun House, which to Rainbow Dash is just plain ridiculous. Whether Pinkie is making a joke, being oblivious to the absurdity of her situation, or has a predatory plan cooked up in her cotton candy curls is up to you the viewer (though If you read the story below you'll see what I think).

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RD: Pinkie.....what are you doing?
PP: Didn't you see the sign? I'm a Fun House!
RD: Yeah, got that part, but nopony's going to go in.
PP: Why not?
RD: Because they don't want to be eaten, Pinkie!
PP: Oh yeah?! Well, I bet 20 bits that in the next 30 seconds I'll have a customer!
RD: Get ready to fork over those bits because there isn't even anypony around!
PP: Ooo! There's somepony now!
RD: What?! Where?!
PP: Behind you, silly!
RD: There's nopony there Pi--*NOM* PINKIE, WHAT THE HECK?!?
PP: Silly Dashie! You fell for the oldest prank ever!
RD: Stop licking me and let me out!
PP: I can't help it Dashie. You taste soooo goood.
RD: I said LET ME OUT, PINKIE!
PP: What, and lose the bet? No way! Besides, you're way too delicious to let go.
RD: Pinkie, I swear to Celestia if you--.
PP: Bye Bye, Dashie! Have Fun!
RD: PINKIIIIEEE--! *GULP*
PP: Aaaahh~. Mmm mm mm, Oh Dashie, you were the best treat I've ever had! Oh, and pay up missy!
RD: *Muffled swearing and angry yelling emenate from Pinkie's slightly rounder and moving stomach*.
PP: H-Hey, that tickles! Uurp! Excuse me, hee hee! Settle in there Dashie! We got a long day of ponies to ea-- I mean, of running the Fun House!
RD: *Muffled protests and demands*
PP: Buurp! That's the spirit! Oh boy, I can't wait for our next customer! *Licks lips*
RD: *Muffled sigh of defeat*
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Description

Pinkie Pie, after growing to a height of 30ft due to currently unknown circumstances, decides to advertise herself as a Fun House, which to Rainbow Dash is just plain ridiculous. Whether Pinkie is making a joke, being oblivious to the absurdity of her situation, or has a predatory plan cooked up in her cotton candy curls is up to you the viewer (though If you read the story below you'll see what I think).

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RD: Pinkie.....what are you doing?
PP: Didn't you see the sign? I'm a Fun House!
RD: Yeah, got that part, but nopony's going to go in.
PP: Why not?
RD: Because they don't want to be eaten, Pinkie!
PP: Oh yeah?! Well, I bet 20 bits that in the next 30 seconds I'll have a customer!
RD: Get ready to fork over those bits because there isn't even anypony around!
PP: Ooo! There's somepony now!
RD: What?! Where?!
PP: Behind you, silly!
RD: There's nopony there Pi--*NOM* PINKIE, WHAT THE HECK?!?
PP: Silly Dashie! You fell for the oldest prank ever!
RD: Stop licking me and let me out!
PP: I can't help it Dashie. You taste soooo goood.
RD: I said LET ME OUT, PINKIE!
PP: What, and lose the bet? No way! Besides, you're way too delicious to let go.
RD: Pinkie, I swear to Celestia if you--.
PP: Bye Bye, Dashie! Have Fun!
RD: PINKIIIIEEE--! *GULP*
PP: Aaaahh~. Mmm mm mm, Oh Dashie, you were the best treat I've ever had! Oh, and pay up missy!
RD: *Muffled swearing and angry yelling emenate from Pinkie's slightly rounder and moving stomach*.
PP: H-Hey, that tickles! Uurp! Excuse me, hee hee! Settle in there Dashie! We got a long day of ponies to ea-- I mean, of running the Fun House!
RD: *Muffled protests and demands*
PP: Buurp! That's the spirit! Oh boy, I can't wait for our next customer! *Licks lips*
RD: *Muffled sigh of defeat*
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