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Published: 2010-06-30 13:55:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 472; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 4
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I know I look like Edward Cullen ¬___¬ ;;myself as Christophe DeLorne (ze mole)
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Aw, still cute. D:<
--- Wait that may be bad .3.
Anyways, good job.
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aha thankyou
I can't believe zat I just got called cute by gregor'ee *dies*
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-Waves hand;
Yes, yes, swoon. Thats how it very well should be. :'D
Because of the joy this has brought me I'm going to have to take you a special picture! xD
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ah, mon cheri, I Think you will will find zat I will make YOU swoon *smirk*
i very much look forwards to seeing zees photo..
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Why, because of that... silly little accent? -pokes;
I'm not as easy as the rest of these gits.
and I'm sure you will. :]
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hey! Do nut poke me -scowl-
My accent is just silly as your faggy breetesh one;
are you sure about zat?
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-Pokes once more; I'm your employer,
I can poke you all I want.
and I suppose so but, why am I trying to prove things with you?
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I 'ate workeeng for you, your so pretentious
I don't know, why are you?
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But I love having you work for me, you're a wonderful lapdog...
Because you're headstrong.
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you don't pay me enough D<
oh, headstrong? zat, I am.
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You're worried about your pay?
Don't be a wanker, I give you enough and what would you spend it on anyways?
Smokeys? I think I'd rather keep your income low enough so that you /have/ to use it for necessities.
and as much as I hate to admit it, I enjoy your headstrong--ness.
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Oui, soon i'll run out of money to buy fags, and coffee ¬___¬
oh, you do nut care about my health, you don't want me to ruin your bed sheets, oui?
Merci, i admire yours too.
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mmmm...
I suppose I can't say I'm solely worried about my sheet because, you simply lying in them would ruin them... you're so dirty.
That is alright though, you're a mutt, you're meant to be dirty. 'Oui?' -smirk;
Tell you what, you shower, and I'll let you smoke one of my treasurers in my bed, and they are 20 bucks a pack, so you can bet your arse that they are good smokes...
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Hey, you try workeeng in ze dirt and try to stay clean.
I'm not a mutt, you reming me of a flashy poodle.
It's a deal. Though, weell YOU shower me? /shot/ i'm jokeeng ;D
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-Stares; I'd be willing to hose you down if it would keep you clean...
>//>
And I am not a poodly. More of a King Chevalier. Or perhaps a golden Retriever, their very loyal dogs...
-Grabs a scrubber; >___> My brain doesn't enjoy jokes from you, so they don't exist. you were quite serious to me... hah.
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which ever dog ees snooty and has far too much money spent on there hair, is you.
*pulls of shirt* You better do a good job *smirk*
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-Grabs heavy duty dish soap; e____e
What would you care if I did a good job?
Forgive me, I'm a tad OCD, when cleaning something as dirty as you I'd die if I failed to do a good job!
-scrubs back; >3>
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because I want to see how 'clean' you can make me ;D
*feels you scrubbing* /smirk
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... How can you make scrubbing seem so perverted?
-Wrinkles nose, scrubbing harder;
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I deed notheen' your theenking to hard *smirk* Scrub harder.
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-Scrubs harder; I would prove my dominance right now if we weren't in public... e___e Perhaps it is all in my head, and my head is in the gutter.
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hey, now you get YOUR dick away from me >D
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I'm finding it hard to. -snicker; Now look, you're making me perverted. :<
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My pervy ways rub off on everyone, even you mon cheri~
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Unfortunately. This is why I try not to be too nice or soft towards you... oh Good Lord my heads going in all the wrong places now. -facepalm;
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I have zat effect on people ;D
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You are harmful to my intelligence. please leave... xD
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scared? -smirk-
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-puts a hand over your face; stop smirking you git. I'm not. e__e
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*licks your hand*
ohh, leather gloves~
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Ah! You've gone and ruined them! -smacks lightly; Now you have to buy me new ones with your paycheck >3>
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-snorts- you weesh~
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I wish? :] There goes this weeks pay, for you anyways. You won't be seeing that check~
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...screw you, i'll ruin your sheets to make up for eet.
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It'll turn into a vicious cycle. Ruin my sheets, then you'lll see no pay. Its just how it goes...
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oh? What are you planneeng to do when I ruin your sheets?
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Buy new ones. With your money.
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But with ze money you give me...i can only afford fags...You don't pay me enough D<
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... -shrugs a bit, pats your head; Oh well.
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ngh...I read zees fanfic where you try to make me brush my teeth ¦D
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Am I really zat Dirty?
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Sometimes, lovely.
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well, you'll be suprised to know zat I'm clean in your birthday photo >D
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Oh yesss,
you were very clean. *___* -licks lips;
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o____e you so very Gay~
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I will admit it, only for you...>____>
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Oh I see, I'm just amazing ¦D
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You are. >:/ Truly.
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-awesome face; ¦D
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