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I decided to add a new Pokégirl into the mix: the female Team Skull Admin, Plumeria, from Sun and Moon, because
she's easy enough on the eyes. Of course, I'm not sure that she's mother material, because a, she's a villain, and b, judging by her unorthodox appearance and the wild grin she flashes when you battle her (at least in the demo), she's probably batshit crazy. Oh well, att least she's very protective and affectionate towards her underlings, so maybe she could pull off the motherhood thing after all?
And can we talk for a second about how much she’s going to end up regretting that tattoo (at least, I think it’s a tattoo) on her stomach? Because yeah, it looks okay now, but if she ever ends up going straight, she’s probably going to have a bit of trouble finding work with her criminal past permanently etched into her flesh. Plus, if she ever has kids, that thing is getting stretched way the fuck out.
Also, in case the title's relevance eludes you, it's some very weak wordplay relating to Team Skull's gangsta rapper aesthetic and her being very pregnant.