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Ninshinobi — Pregstuck Act 12 Intermission 16 Intermission 1

Published: 2013-04-20 06:08:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 1552; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 11
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Description After finding this most bodacious tumblr [link] , I decided to finally draw the pregnant Meenah that I've been wanting to draw for a while now. It's just... well, I may not be an obsessive Homestuck fan(though, against my will I must begrudgingly admit to enjoying it a great deal more than I, being initially put off by the sheer ridiculousness of the fandom reactions, wanted to), enough of my friends are for to know that pissing off the Homestuck fandom is a bad idea.

But anyways, wall o' text time! (coddammit I wish I could change font colors on deviantart- I mean goddammit-fucking fish puns)
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Meenah: girl what the shell is going on?
Aranea: I’m afraid that I have no idea what you’re talking a8out........
Meenah: uh uh don’t you be koi with me girl
Meenah: i can see youre all hideous and swole like me
Meenah: so don’t try to skate the fishue or im gonna start whaling on you
Aranea: All right. I suppose I’m 8eing somewhat unfair. In all honesty, I have no idea what’s going on, and I’m a bit........ worried.
Meenah: 380 urk!
Aranea: D:::: What’s wrong?!?!?!?!
Meenah: i felt something… moving around in here
Aranea: !!!!!!!!
Meenah: oh no oh no oh no whats hapfinning to us?
Aranea:I........ I don’t know........
Meenah: well you better glubbing fix it!
Aranea: And HOW exactly do you porpoise- I mean propose- I go a8out doing that?
Meenah: don’t you think makoing fish puns is gonna get you out of hot water this time
Meenah: just figure something out!
John: !
John: hey!
John: hey you!
Meenah: oh its him again. what you want blue buoy? were hafin a MAJOR caclamity here
John: i just wanted to say congrats!
Meenah: 38? say what now?
John: you guys are pregnant right? this isn’t some weird troll thing like the buckets?
Aranea: ****gasp****
Meenah: what was that gasp for? spill it girl
Aranea: Ah......... well, unless I am gravely mistaken, these 8loated a8domens are full of, ah........
Meenah: full of what?!
Aranea: Un8orn trolls.
Meenah: say W)(AT?!
Aranea: We have wrigglers growing in us.
Meenah: nuh uh! trolls don’t work that way!
Aranea: No........ but humans do........
Meenah: what
Aranea: I can only surmise, but........
Meenah: but what?!
Aranea: Given their age, it seems reasona8le to assume these humans are at an age of sexual maturity, and have at least a 8asic understanding of how their species reproduces. Given the........ mallea8le........nature of dream 8u88les, it is entirely possi8le that their presence has altered us in some way. Tell me Meenah, have you 8een, ah, intimate recently?
Meenah: yeah? so what? its just for fin it don’t mean nothing
Aranea: For humans it most certainly does mean something. It’s how they reproduce.
Meenah: 3>8[ !!!
John: uh oh
Meenah: IM GOING TO KRILL YOU BLU-----E BUOY! FOR R---E---EL T)(IS TIM---E!
John: oh shit
John: i should get-
Kanaya: No, Please Stop Rose!
John: going? what the hell was that?
Rose: Get back here this instant!

TO BE CONTUINEED…
*COINTUED
*CUNTUID
*FUCK
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