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Description So I sketched out this comic a couple of days ago.. I think?
Its seven pages.

Ah~ Izou... ya tempted fate.
MARCO. THE. PHOENIX. You should be ASHAMED! Shattering your brothers heart of DIAMOND like that. TSK! MEN, never telling their bros that they can lay eggs. The nerve of some people!
Thatch... stop screaming at Marcos ass! Its not gonna make the eggs come out faster!
How does Whitebeard deal with these boys? Honestly... At least Jiru and Rakuyou have their heart in the right place... and Namur is looking forward to being an uncle! 8D
(who forgot Marcos flames? ... certainly not me...)

1. STORK- [link]
2. Existential Crisis- [link]
3. Egg dispenser!
4. WORSE- [link]
5. Mom and Dad- [link]
6. Babeh- [link]
7. Goggles- [link]
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Comments: 56

Bambooooooo0 [2021-11-01 20:41:21 +0000 UTC]

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tomagirl14 [2017-07-31 17:30:17 +0000 UTC]

poor Marco. Leave him alone. He's not ready to show his egg yet. 

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BrooklynrageSaywhat [2016-12-14 04:11:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god did Match just ask if the egg was edible?

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Kiko-E-Coyona [2016-06-03 22:12:50 +0000 UTC]

Thatch while eavesdropping is hilarious, every time I look at that face, I laugh my ass off

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CreativeCookieCake [2015-08-18 16:57:29 +0000 UTC]

*w*  Thatch's 'I'm not eavesdropping' face is so funny.  

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Kawaiichan95 [2014-07-06 05:31:34 +0000 UTC]

Me: Oh Marco, poor baby~ *pats his head*

*looks at the rest the crew* That's enough from all of ya!

Everyone:

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Sagitari-Seiza-1213 [2014-01-11 00:22:06 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard reading this comic. Kudos to you for your lively imagination! You draw Marco and the others adorably too.

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anicol001 [2013-02-03 09:08:27 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! I'm laughing my ass off at this, because the smoking part actually happened to our family!!! We raise chickens, and my uncle happened to be smoking near the henhouse while me and my young niece (she's 5) were collecting the eggs one morning. Well, she comes marching right up to him and yells at him, "DON"T SMOKE!! ITS BAD FOR THE BABBBIESSS!!!!!" My uncle drops the cig with his mouth open and just stared at her. lol, thought I'd share that. I love one piece and I defininetly love this comic right now.

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Mountain97 [2012-10-05 04:03:03 +0000 UTC]

Ace and Haruta's faces make this even more hilarious! XDDDDDD

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yuiandshadefan1 [2012-08-25 23:13:59 +0000 UTC]

lolz look at ace's face OMFGLOLZ

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megasean3000 [2012-08-04 20:13:57 +0000 UTC]

The black haired character, when I heard his lines for the first time, I was like "Jesus christ, he's a GUY?!!" xD

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naraku0014 [2012-05-22 13:16:44 +0000 UTC]

lol poor babeh!!!!!

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Chibi-BB [2012-03-22 11:20:07 +0000 UTC]

XD Everyone seems to be happy about the situation *lol*
But the fact is that a phoenix (there exist only one and its male) lays an egg when its about to die...old phoenix transfers his last power to his baby and turns to ashes and from this ashes the new baby phoenix starts his life

But its good that it was just a trickegg....dont die Marco!!! ;_;

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naraku0014 In reply to Chibi-BB [2012-06-11 16:03:37 +0000 UTC]

LOL REALLY ...i thought that they build a nest and pyro them selves and come out of the ashes!?

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KAheart202 [2012-03-10 17:17:24 +0000 UTC]

Poor Marco.

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Embercharm [2012-02-22 00:39:15 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOL THATCH MADE THIS PAGE XDD I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I SAW HIS FACE IN THE SECOND PANEL XDDD

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MonkeyDSophie [2011-06-29 21:01:34 +0000 UTC]

holy shizz, it's Pops

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Momosportif [2011-01-13 23:51:11 +0000 UTC]

OMG!!! Possibly best frame of all comic for artistic skill= thatch's "not eavesdropping face"... I mean, you KILLED that expression, it's just perfection and then some... like they could hire you for pixar or something, it's straight up animation quality...

You're so good at giving everyone attention... and it's 16 characters... so hard... i mean, just balancing 9 straw hats like Oda does seems like a bitch to someone... and then he goes and is like "ohbaithaway 16 division commanders... all have equal importance " Im too lazy for it, man, but your love for them shines through, and I appreciate getting the prod to think about them. Good characters shouldn't fall by the wayside.

Yes, Blamenco, isn't it horrifying! XD that'd totally be me... jumping to the most exaggerated negative conclusion possible... "Please, god, I hope it wasn't the flamingo!!!" Lulz, Haruto about to splode with them frog eyes XD!!!! Kills me. And the smokin' debate, great detail (see above pgph)... never would occur to me... I'm like "ya, but they're pirates, there's gonna be booze and joints, man, that's life on the sea". BAD PARENT INSTINCT. Unlike you, who's a proud father.

Thatch, you shit XD! Leave off, already! Where do your personal boundaries end?

Jozu's reaction... so sweet. I secretly think that... well, I'll draw the gd comic one day (adds to list that's hella long already). And then you'll know.

That's how daddybeard enters ALL rooms, I think, like a BOSS. And "hustlin'" plays. Cause who the fuck you think you fuckin' with, he's the fuckin BOSS (wait... I said that already).

WOT FLAMES WHERE? I do not know of what you speak *turns a blind eye- blinded by the glory*

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Nire-chan In reply to Momosportif [2011-01-14 13:45:59 +0000 UTC]

X'D! Thatchs face was fun to draw!
-SPARKLE- I love dem commanders! I do~ (Even though drawing them all is ttly a pain in my ass... its worth it!)

HAHA! Yes I was gonna have Blenheim call Blamenco out on jumping to such a conclusion too... but there was no room. Haruta expressions are always my favorite thing to draw! It amuses me so. Well, its the thought that counts Jiru and Rakuyou... At least they tried to protect their unhatched nephew!
-sparkles more- =w= Im such a good daddy!

Thatch has left his regard for peoples personal space in his other pants!

JOZU WAT! Dont just start a sentence and then leave me hanging! How cruel can you be!? Curiosity is super effective against the wild Ewim!

Whitebeard didnt need a head canon theme song... but GDI hes got one now. xD

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Momosportif In reply to Nire-chan [2011-01-14 18:56:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, the best part is, I'm 100 percent positive Thatch would indeed actually say "Oh, that! Yeah... I left my regard for peoples personal space in my OTHER PAIR OF PANTS". *strike a cool face/pose combo* LIKE YOU CAN DO THAT, YA DOUCHE! I'm kinda lukewarm about Thatch, but you make me love him for being an ass XD!

You'll know someday!!! It's not that exciting... well, to me it is, but don't drive yourself crazy trying to read this poker face



He IS Rick Ross. We just know this. But cooler, but still Rick Ross. You get it I'm sure.

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Nire-chan In reply to Momosportif [2011-01-14 19:30:28 +0000 UTC]

XD Thatch can ttly do that! Its so possible, its his super power! I fucking adore Thatch for reasons that even escape me.

I drive myself crazy~ thinkin of you~ Made a mistake when I let ya go baby~ I DRIVE MYSELF CRAZY... yes. I will drive myself crazy until I inevitably forget. Short term memory is only good for one thing it seems!

LMFAO I see.
But dont Rick Ross have a BLACK BEARD.

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Momosportif In reply to Nire-chan [2011-01-14 19:47:09 +0000 UTC]

Yeah but... *cowers under the weighty stare of card crusher* but... *thinks back to the red pink catastrophe* alright... so he's not EXACTLY Rick Ross... but they're bruthas.
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...

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Nire-chan In reply to Momosportif [2011-01-14 19:56:35 +0000 UTC]

OIC.
Ok I can believe you now!
XD LMAO.

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Lenighma [2011-01-02 18:57:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh, you MEN! GO 'WAY!

...Someone should have noticed Ace and Haruta are missing...

*Gulps at last panel*

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peppermeek [2011-01-02 07:46:04 +0000 UTC]

EGG DISPENSER!!! xD

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clearwater04 [2011-01-02 00:40:46 +0000 UTC]

i still hated that izou wasn't a girl D: theres only like 2 girl captains in whitebeards entire crew. i wanted more lulz of him calling them his sons /rant
lol also love the new ship of fossa and the blonde guy you accidently created

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Lord-Sithis [2010-12-31 12:11:08 +0000 UTC]

Poor Marco,t hings just go from bad to worse

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BluePhoenix777 [2010-12-31 10:44:01 +0000 UTC]

OMG Haruta's face in the second pannel it's so funny! 83

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charmedward [2010-12-31 05:40:35 +0000 UTC]

Marco & Thatch in the first panel just KILL me xD I wanna draw birdies like that *3*
Also, EGG DISPENSER

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OfficiallyAbi [2010-12-31 02:33:16 +0000 UTC]

Laughing SO HARD at Ace & Haruta's faces back there!

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Baikunii [2010-12-30 23:10:20 +0000 UTC]

POOR MARCOOOOOOOOOOO ;m; He is so so so so DAWWW *so sad and cute and argh too emotional*

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Roxj [2010-12-30 22:57:19 +0000 UTC]

X3 poor marco lolz

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MewHigurashi [2010-12-30 22:49:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh Dear lord...*Laughs* Poor Marco, he's treated like some sort of pariah a.k.a 16 year old unwed mother XDDD And where on earth is Shanks during all of this...? If I recall correctly he's a likely candidate for the egg-in-question's father.

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Nami01 [2010-12-30 22:47:10 +0000 UTC]

i can't stop laughing

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Midori-no-Hana [2010-12-30 22:34:53 +0000 UTC]

I love how these dudes are so IC, especially Vista caught my eye~ XD

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spiritbird [2010-12-30 22:34:04 +0000 UTC]

lol vista is so polite.

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SnowLady4Ever [2010-12-30 22:31:23 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

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slonechan [2010-12-30 22:04:00 +0000 UTC]

POOR Marco *____________*

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mastercaol [2010-12-30 22:02:14 +0000 UTC]

izou is like "oh shit... here we go..."

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insomniacWizard [2010-12-30 21:11:56 +0000 UTC]

...Marco is so embarassed his flames poofed....yeah...thats it...

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CrazyKyoFanGirl [2010-12-30 21:05:20 +0000 UTC]

Pfff, best thing ever xD

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WerewolfPrincess [2010-12-30 21:01:47 +0000 UTC]

-blinks-....Poor Marco D: GUYS LEAVE HIM ALONE D:< HES SO CONFUSED Poor baby :/

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soniku-ran [2010-12-30 20:57:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh noez. Poor Marco. Surrounded by everyone xD

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crimson-kittie [2010-12-30 20:56:14 +0000 UTC]

poor marco!

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Yamashani [2010-12-30 20:55:59 +0000 UTC]

HA! Flaming Bird is a Flaming bird! Curiel speaks da truth.

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SparkieGoesHuzzah [2010-12-30 20:55:53 +0000 UTC]

poor little marco ; n ;

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EnvySama [2010-12-30 20:54:21 +0000 UTC]

You know if one of them did have a baby, I'm sure the entire crew would pitch in to help and that would be the most adorable thing ever. Personally, I think Whitebeard would be the best grandpa ever.

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clearwater04 In reply to EnvySama [2011-01-02 00:42:45 +0000 UTC]

i second this. quick someone make whitebeard a coffee cup that says worlds best gramps

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Yamashani [2010-12-30 20:53:39 +0000 UTC]

.... I see you over there Ace and Haruta.... I see you.

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tequile [2010-12-30 20:52:51 +0000 UTC]

"...is it EDIBLE?!"
just FYI... you sir, are so awesome.

This is why I love your art, really.
Never stop begin so brilliant.

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