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Published: 2014-03-17 23:20:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 879; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 16
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Description MOUTH;
Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.



MIKEY;
The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now they gotta do what's right for them, 'cause it's their time. Their time, up there. Down here it's our time. It's our time down here.



CHUNK;
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.



DATA;
I know what I'm doing.

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Comments: 5

Scaley-Randy [2014-03-23 01:51:36 +0000 UTC]

Fun Fact: The actor who played Chunk grew up to be a successful LA lawyer.

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Nonagesimal In reply to Scaley-Randy [2014-03-23 02:14:25 +0000 UTC]

I saw that when I tagged his name when I posted this on Facebook.

So if you go to 'Photos Of' on his Facebook you see this piece along with all the other Goonies gags.

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Walt-Marsters [2014-03-18 06:10:23 +0000 UTC]

It was a great movie.

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Nonagesimal In reply to Walt-Marsters [2014-04-22 15:44:50 +0000 UTC]

I like to think I sparked the talk of a sequel.

Me.

I did it.

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Walt-Marsters In reply to Nonagesimal [2014-04-22 17:26:51 +0000 UTC]

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