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It was a dark and stormy night about a month ago in my bedroom. I was talking on the phone when I realized that I wasn't wearing any clothes. You have probably had that experience before. I felt worried, and I knew that soon I would have to do something about it. My friend Michelle had called me the previous day, and told me all about Jenna's problem with the pierced navel, and I was a little worried about what would happen. Then, all of a sudden, I saw coming through the doorway what I realized was my true love, and right then I realized I was rather unattractive! I remembered what my father had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not blush. Very calmly, I sat down and pulled on some pants. Before I knew it, I was curled up on the floor, and I discovered that I needed to lose a few pounds. So you see, I really had a 'blonde moment', and I decided I had to tell you all about it.

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A Friend

Description
It was a dark and stormy night about a month ago in my bedroom. I was talking on the phone when I realized that I wasn't wearing any clothes. You have probably had that experience before. I felt worried, and I knew that soon I would have to do something about it. My friend Michelle had called me the previous day, and told me all about Jenna's problem with the pierced navel, and I was a little worried about what would happen. Then, all of a sudden, I saw coming through the doorway what I realized was my true love, and right then I realized I was rather unattractive! I remembered what my father had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not blush. Very calmly, I sat down and pulled on some pants. Before I knew it, I was curled up on the floor, and I discovered that I needed to lose a few pounds. So you see, I really had a 'blonde moment', and I decided I had to tell you all about it.

Signed:
A Friend