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Normal-Isnt-Fun — An Ode to Bitches
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Published: 2011-11-26 07:00:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 37; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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O, bitchesHow I loathe you so!
You fill my days and nights
With your whining and griping
That at times
I want to high five you
In the face
With my truck
But alas, 'twould ruin the paint
O, bitches
How many forms you take!
Some of you are ignorant sluts
Some of you have false problems
Some of you waste oxygen every time you attempt to think
Speaking of which
I want that oxygen back
Seriously
Give it back
O, bitches
How I wonder why you exist!
To bring me pleasure in your failures?
To make me patient?
Or "because fuck you?"
Who knows the reason you may be
O, bitches of mine
O, bitches
How I must rid my self of thee!
That truck idea comes to mind
But there is so many of you
And so little of my bumper
So I will deal with you in the meantime
Biding my time
Until the beautiful
Glorious
Shiny day
That I either have transcended you all
Or have invented a massive bumper for my truck.
