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For realz, I get asked so many dumb questions every day.

"Does this cost money?" No shit, it's America.
"How much?" There's a sign 3 fucking feet from your eyes. USE THEM.
"You got change?" It's a massive national company; We've figured out that the idea of "change."
"Do I get anything?" PFFFT fuck no. You're terrible at this. It even says on the sign what gets you what prizes.
"It's rigged." Sure, it's NEVER your fault. You're perfect. You're incapable of failing at a carnival game that is designed to be difficult.
"Can I just buy a prize?" That's what eBay is for, twat.

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For realz, I get asked so many dumb questions every day.

"Does this cost money?" No shit, it's America.
"How much?" There's a sign 3 fucking feet from your eyes. USE THEM.
"You got change?" It's a massive national company; We've figured out that the idea of "change."
"Do I get anything?" PFFFT fuck no. You're terrible at this. It even says on the sign what gets you what prizes.
"It's rigged." Sure, it's NEVER your fault. You're perfect. You're incapable of failing at a carnival game that is designed to be difficult.
"Can I just buy a prize?" That's what eBay is for, twat.