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NorroenDyrd — The caring mortal
Published: 2012-09-25 17:35:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 1615; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 11
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A screenshot from TES V: Skyrim, based on the actual dialogue of Filnjar, the blacksmith from Shor's Stone.Related content
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Yes. There are no vampire dentists in Skyrim, so his caution is wise. XD
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Glad you appreciate the humour of the situation!
Now I am suddenly reminded of the posters advertising my local cinema network, which feature the motto 'Life is a movie' and show either Dracula (as portrayed in Bram Stoker's Dracula) being forced into a dentist's chair or Jack Sparrow being attacked by hair stylists.
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Soooo...
If that vamp fed anyways, would he be...stoned?
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Dammit woman; stop making me laugh!
Just kidding. Keep up the good work.
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I was going to disregard the first remark anyway.
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Riften, huh? The folks there have a lot of Skooma in their blood. 
Thank you for the favourite!
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Then your vampire should stay away form Markarth, because silver runs in their blood! *shudder*
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Last time I checked, he wasn't suicidal - so you are right!
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Hmm, that does take on a new meaning when said to a vampire.
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