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Interviewer: Hello, and welcome to 20 Questions with Fourth Wall Magazine!
Today's interviewee No-No~

No-No: Sup~ It's great to be here and stuff... umm so uuuh, the questions?

Interviewer: indeed, lets start with question one, What is your real name and nickname?

No-No: well about that, I guess that depends, technically my real name is Nowi À La Mode Green at least in full, No-No is just a nickname of sorts... though there is someone who calls me No-No-No... you know who you are. (uwu)

Interviewer: Interesting answer, its good to know, now for question two,
 what is your current age?

No-No: Ooooh, hell no, you did not just ask a woman her age!

Interviewer: Woman, you uhh a woman.

No-No: *hair toss* Heck yeah I'm 22, and I still don't have a single wrinckle, in another 20 years i still wont have any, heck its fair to say, I can keep this cherub face for all time. Well see who's laughing then... *mumbles* calling me tiny boobs when im an adult... well you'll be a prune and ill still have have skin as smooth as a babies. heh heh heh. (-w-)

Interviewer: uuuuh why are you making that creepy face.

No-No: oooh, no reason, no reason at all, Next question~! (^,^)

Interviewer: Well heres question three , What is your alignment in the great never-ending battle of good and evil?

No-No: A bit subjective to be honest it's all about what one considers good or evil, But I'd totally put myself down as good, wait are we playing D&D, Nooooooo I no good at choosing stuff for dnd, like why is there so many classes and stuff and so many spell i want them all, STOP PUTTING ME IN A  BOX! (>o<)

Interviewer: We aren't playing dungeons and dragon.

No-No: Well, I'd say I was a Good person, more or less a Humanist morally speaking~ so yeah.

Interviewer: okay then, question four What is the origin of your powers?

No-No: To quote that a pop star, I was born this way~

Interviewer: Like a mutant?

No-No: I'm a goddess, not a marvel super hero... and yes I am aware Thor is a god and all that but Marvel don't got nothing on this, that includes you Deadpool, eat your heart out!

Interviewer: Ooooh, kaaay well superpowers and such aside, this is question five by the way, what do you feel is your greatest strength as a character?


No-No: My charming personality. (-w-)

Interviewer: uuh, no really.

No-No: Bitch please I'm beautiful.

Interviewer: ugh fine question six 
Here's what may be a bizarre question: What kind of Universe do you exist in? Is it serious? Comical? Sexy? Noir? Horror?

No-No: well considering your here, I'd say comical this whole interview is a joke, well besides me... but what universe huh... well I guess I would say a "interesting" one and just leave it at that.

Interviewer: You are so lucky I don't put your baby butt over my lap and give you the mother of all spankings.

No-No: Try me bitch, I got the ability to reduce this building to rubble, food for though... so make with the questions... please I'm getting board~

Interviewer: Fine.... brat, Question seven. A lot of super-people have certain recurring elements of tragedy in their background. The readers would like to know if you do as well. For instance, are your parents still alive and/or did you come from a destroyed planet? Stuff like that.

No-No: Well, nothing special I guess you could say I was secluded kinda kept away from the world at large. My abilities aren't "needed" at the moment so I'm more or less kept under watch... so I don't cause the end of the world or whatever.

Interviewer: Well, that okay well next question, eight, Who made your costume?

No-No: Oh a friend picked it out for me, Thank you so much !

Interviewer: I admit it is cute, next question nine, Do you have siblings?


No-No: *sigh* Yep, you got the one that seems to tear the family apart, the dude bro who stole from me and cant seem to get his shit together, the one that I kinda feel close to but hardly speak to... weird how that happens, I might call her after this, the disgruntled one who is pretty violent, the one who goes from good to bitch-zilla, the once that thinks she is a princess but trust me she is not as innocent as she seems, and the destructive force of nature that tests my patience on a daily basis. 

Interviewer: Now you know how I feel. 

No-No: shut it before I do.

Interviewer: my point exactly, ten What is your biggest fear/ worst nightmare?

No-No: Heat death, Jump scares, cattle, angry dogs, spi- you know that this is gonna go on all day can we go for the next question?

Interviewer: Question eleven, are you a solo act, or part of a team?

No-No: Both it depends on the day and how were I'm doing and the occasion.

Interviewer: Aright good, well question twelve, Who is your worst enemy and why?

No-No: The boogie man.

Interviewer: The boogie man, hah hah hah hah!

No-No: Shut up. *huffs*

Interviewer: Now you know why i didn't think think you were 21!

No-No: I'm 22!

Interviewer: hee hee hee oh my goodness, you are just too cute... behind all that brat I could just pinch you li-

No-No: HAND OFF GRANNY!

Interviewer: jeez. your so hostile, makes me wonder if i should even ask this question but, 13 is who is your best friend.

No-No: My best friend... I have a few... and I would name them but then I'd probably miss some and they would get pissier then my go- uuh well NEXT QUESTION!

Interviewer: Alright then, Confession time; question fourteen is about your love life, so tell us we're dying to know who is your lover?

No-No: Vyx, hands down... though i never really got that expression... any who it totally if anyone even looks at him funny there getting a smack with a rattle... and trust me... rattle hurt...

Interviewer: Ooooh kaaaay, well Existential crisis time question fifteen: What would you do if you could ever meet your creator?

No-No: I wasn't aware you were a part of CBN, for the record I don't believe in a "creator" not in the supernatural, mysticism seance... but besides that, Hi mom, Hi dad! 

Interviewer: uuuh well umm, good an answer as any... i guess... well l question sixteen got any lifelong dream?

No-No: Hell yeah, world domestication, I totally want to rule the world... I'll be the best ruler ever, though settling down and having kids would be cool too... a life by the side of those I love, heck that actually sounds better then this world ruler thing... plus world is small fish i should be shooting higher, universal ruler baby!!

Interviewer: What would you do if your dream came true oh my gosh I don't even want to imply that that's possible oh gosh.

No-No: Start fixing thing that this world has royally screwed up, free countries from oppression, stop those who would harm there or other people for their own gain.

Interviewer: an admiral goal i guess. As a more or less humanoid with feelings and stuff question eighteen is about asking if you have any personal demons or overarching regrets that haunt you?

No-No: Reversing death, I want to learn how to reverse death then I will have no regrets.

Interviewer: I'm not sure how to feel about that, well question nineteen, What does your "secret identity" do for work?

No-No: Beauty products, turns out the battle against wrinkles and aging is a very profitable one. 

Interviewer: I might take you up on that, finally question twenty, Last question, and it's a DOOZY for a super: What is the WEIRDEST thing that has happened to you?

No-No: Well, there was a time I went to a convention and turned everyone into infants, or another time where I escaped from an asylum and of course that time I was se- oooh would you look at the time, my time it totally over,  well good luck with the next guy or girl or whatever its been a pleasure and truly thank... I'll catch you some other time ciao~ 

Interviewer: I'm going to need major therapy if i get many more interviews like that one... jeez... well that's a wrap for thank you for those who tuned in like, for this interview and many more please pick up the next issue or Fourth Wall, we look forward to seeing you again in the next.
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Comments: 33

Julianeve2020 [2024-01-06 01:03:32 +0000 UTC]

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rowrowyour [2018-10-30 19:13:58 +0000 UTC]

Nowi is the best.

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NowiGreen In reply to rowrowyour [2018-10-30 19:50:38 +0000 UTC]

wait what 0.0

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rowrowyour In reply to NowiGreen [2018-10-30 20:11:32 +0000 UTC]

Your so sweet and I love you.

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NowiGreen In reply to rowrowyour [2018-11-06 04:26:56 +0000 UTC]

oh thank you >w<

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rowrowyour In reply to NowiGreen [2018-11-06 19:58:11 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome.  -hugs-

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deloreaninatardis1 [2018-09-27 12:55:04 +0000 UTC]

Heh, sounds like this brat in particular has a lot of spankings coming her way eventually🤣 I'll get the popcorn.

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NowiGreen In reply to deloreaninatardis1 [2018-09-27 23:05:32 +0000 UTC]

you wish -w-

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the2waytalker11 [2018-09-27 11:44:44 +0000 UTC]

Awww cutie

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NowiGreen In reply to the2waytalker11 [2018-09-27 23:05:40 +0000 UTC]

thank you hun~

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OverFlo207 [2018-09-27 05:33:20 +0000 UTC]

Cyooooooooooooooot ^3^

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NowiGreen In reply to OverFlo207 [2018-09-27 11:07:37 +0000 UTC]

thanks fwo bro~

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Age-TF-Control [2018-09-27 04:51:06 +0000 UTC]

cute

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NowiGreen In reply to Age-TF-Control [2018-09-27 11:07:53 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you think so >/////>

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exodus243 [2018-09-27 01:57:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh jeez jus too cute ^-^

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NowiGreen In reply to exodus243 [2018-09-27 11:08:29 +0000 UTC]

I try~

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exodus243 In reply to NowiGreen [2018-09-28 00:10:04 +0000 UTC]

You do good.....when your not being too naughty lol

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NowiGreen In reply to exodus243 [2018-09-28 23:05:46 +0000 UTC]

Im great ^,~

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SparkleDust1 [2018-09-27 01:56:31 +0000 UTC]

Aw character interviews.  Goddess of cuteness.  Still you’re a thousand years early for a tragic backstory.

Anyway when you do eventually become queen of Earth, LOL,  be sure to make my daughter Fiona the official flower.  She sees everything.  

Fiona: “...”

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NowiGreen In reply to SparkleDust1 [2018-09-27 11:09:14 +0000 UTC]

030 I dont think shes much of a talker

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SparkleDust1 In reply to NowiGreen [2018-09-28 04:59:09 +0000 UTC]

Fiona: “Sorry. I get nervous around new places. My spirit can only see and hear in locations where my flowers are planted. Can only float 10 meters away from the flower other wise.

Although I can just warp to my other flowers regardless of distance.

...I’m sorry. >\\\<. Mom planted me in your bathroom as a prank. Not used to diaper lovers even after 100,000 years.”

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NowiGreen In reply to SparkleDust1 [2018-09-28 23:05:21 +0000 UTC]

Wait what 0//////0

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SparkleDust1 In reply to NowiGreen [2018-09-29 15:39:15 +0000 UTC]

Fiona: “LOL joke. I think. Only recently started this social media. Really hard to hook a flower to the internet.”

Her aunt worked wonders. Also could not resist that unseeable reaction on your face. So cute.

Fiona: “my mom is weird. Not sure who was the actual person mom was trying to prank. Seeing people naked is stupid.”

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NowiGreen In reply to SparkleDust1 [2018-09-29 20:39:48 +0000 UTC]

A- •agreed >\\\\\>

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rbskullhead [2018-09-27 01:02:33 +0000 UTC]

what did you do

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NowiGreen In reply to rbskullhead [2018-09-27 11:08:07 +0000 UTC]

an interview 030

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rbskullhead In reply to NowiGreen [2018-09-27 12:34:52 +0000 UTC]

ok

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NowiGreen In reply to rbskullhead [2018-10-14 16:20:52 +0000 UTC]

sweets

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rbskullhead In reply to NowiGreen [2018-10-14 20:32:37 +0000 UTC]

got it

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NicWaterfill [2018-09-27 01:01:42 +0000 UTC]

Too cute

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NowiGreen In reply to NicWaterfill [2018-09-27 11:08:16 +0000 UTC]

thanks >w>

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NicWaterfill In reply to NowiGreen [2018-09-27 11:14:26 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how I would do in that interview

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NowiGreen In reply to NicWaterfill [2018-10-14 16:21:04 +0000 UTC]

dunnos

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