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12monkehs [2018-07-16 15:21:23 +0000 UTC]
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Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
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HunterVII [2018-06-19 20:17:43 +0000 UTC]
BOOOOOOOO! BEEZEL CAN GO F U C K ITSELF
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acepredator [2014-11-29 03:27:26 +0000 UTC]
They have a MUCH LARGER undescribed frog now!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mark0731 In reply to acepredator [2018-03-20 22:50:10 +0000 UTC]
And Beelzebufo has been downsized to 23.2 cm.
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NTamura In reply to acepredator [2014-11-30 04:55:34 +0000 UTC]
So I heard...
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acepredator In reply to NTamura [2014-11-30 05:14:59 +0000 UTC]
I'll name it Deinobatrachus (terror frog)
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acepredator In reply to NTamura [2014-11-30 19:06:56 +0000 UTC]
Really the rule of not changing scientific names has to be changed, I mean why keep definitions like dinosaurs (dinavians, anyone)
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JurassicPark40 [2012-05-15 17:22:19 +0000 UTC]
Fantastic!!!
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Honkytonkleather In reply to NTamura [2015-10-19 13:59:40 +0000 UTC]
Toadally awesome Β Β he Β he frog humor
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TheMorlock [2011-09-06 00:32:36 +0000 UTC]
Nasty toad!
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MugenSeiRyuu [2009-12-23 20:13:22 +0000 UTC]
Beelzebufo - the most evil amphibian since Hypnotoad!
I remember one photoshop with it in the backgorund ( the pic that can be found everywhere ) and Guanlong running from it as if that frog was truely gigantic.
Atleast the Media is way less annoying regarding this than they are regarding that overgrown rat...
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NTamura In reply to MugenSeiRyuu [2009-12-23 20:57:11 +0000 UTC]
But Beelzebufo can't possibly have hunted Guanlong, they lived on separate continents and different times. Not sure it was the most evil amphibian. They were pretty big ones during the Carboniferous, Permian and Triassic periods...
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Paleo-Beast-Emperor [2009-07-27 01:29:32 +0000 UTC]
Frankly, I think "devil frog" sounds appropriate for this hungry croaker. I'd hate to be smaller than him!
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tastelikechiken [2008-09-11 06:20:59 +0000 UTC]
they had this on an episode of saturday night live, they said that scientists made the whole thing up just for fun! lol
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Kryptid [2008-09-09 07:50:04 +0000 UTC]
I remember reading about this amphibian in Google News. Nice work.
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Kryptid In reply to NTamura [2008-09-09 21:15:45 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome.
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etherealgirl [2008-03-20 23:19:52 +0000 UTC]
of all the types of prehistoric critters, giant amphibians creep me out the most. This and those giant labyrinthodont ones with the wide gaping mouths...*shudders*
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JacquelineRae [2008-03-15 16:50:59 +0000 UTC]
Awesome! We were just talking about this toad in my biogeography class the other day.
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EmperorDinobot In reply to NTamura [2008-03-16 01:41:58 +0000 UTC]
Yes!
Counter!
I have a skeletal you can use.
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avancna [2008-03-14 15:13:25 +0000 UTC]
Horned frogs are a subfamily, not a family proper.
...
Also, I've been toying with the idea of reconstructing Beelzy as resembling a Budgett's frog.
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avancna In reply to NTamura [2008-03-14 16:20:24 +0000 UTC]
That's what they say at Wikipedia.
And Tim Flanagan alleges that Budgett's mimic tapir droppings.
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avancna In reply to NTamura [2008-03-15 01:06:36 +0000 UTC]
Well, as they say in the fertilizer industry, "it's a crappy job, but it can make you stinking rich."
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avancna In reply to NTamura [2008-03-15 01:26:32 +0000 UTC]
*stops himself from making another feces-related joke*
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Fingertier [2008-03-14 12:54:43 +0000 UTC]
I think it can eat masiakasaurus`s chick!
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