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Obesa-Obscura In reply to ??? [2017-11-17 18:47:42 +0000 UTC]
Gotta feel bad for dat armour tho. It looks ready to burst off any moment. :3
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Obesa-Obscura In reply to SFMInflationSalesman [2017-11-17 19:26:31 +0000 UTC]
True. It makes me wonder just how effective a ballooned up woman is in one on one combat. :3c
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Obesa-Obscura In reply to SFMInflationSalesman [2017-11-17 19:28:19 +0000 UTC]
Jeez, Iβm just imagining a blimped up woman knocking through a block of infantry like really bizarre and violent bowling...just like real life! :3
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Obesa-Obscura In reply to SFMInflationSalesman [2017-11-17 19:37:43 +0000 UTC]
Mmmmmm time to spend thousands of taxpayersβ coins on some big ridiculous super-weapon. Ahhhh yeaaaaa boiiiiii.
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Obesa-Obscura In reply to SFMInflationSalesman [2017-11-17 19:40:20 +0000 UTC]
Nope. Not the Jussixians, the Moroderans, or even the silly twats of Corinthia. They will all be much surprise. :333
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Obesa-Obscura In reply to SFMInflationSalesman [2017-11-17 22:05:10 +0000 UTC]
Well, Iβm sure the only sorcery practitioner on the continent could help you out...though she IS in the kingdom of Jussix (the counterpart to England).
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SFMInflationSalesman In reply to Obesa-Obscura [2017-11-17 22:07:16 +0000 UTC]
Adventure time, cmon grab you sword were going to a very distant land with guillaume the knight, wolfhilde the panzer elite, the war will never end its adventure time
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Obesa-Obscura In reply to SFMInflationSalesman [2017-11-17 22:12:07 +0000 UTC]
Well, at least until Stuart the (incompetent) Duke of Shrubberough tries to stop you. (Itβs that red knight oaf in the Elizabeth doodle).
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Obesa-Obscura In reply to SFMInflationSalesman [2017-11-17 22:53:06 +0000 UTC]
Lol He doesnβt, but he DOES have a pretty tough army led by his wife. And the sorcerer woman. And arrows. So many arrows. Enough arrows to blot out the sun. :3
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Obesa-Obscura In reply to SFMInflationSalesman [2017-11-18 01:04:20 +0000 UTC]
If you insist. :3
...buuuuuut if you tell Wolfhilde your plan, she may have some helpful advise and may even like your plan. :33333
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Obesa-Obscura In reply to SFMInflationSalesman [2017-11-18 01:16:59 +0000 UTC]
Wolfhilde: *awkwardly shifts around* ...I donβt have any cavalry. Iβm head of a garrison cadre.
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Obesa-Obscura In reply to SFMInflationSalesman [2017-11-18 01:23:05 +0000 UTC]
Wolfhilde: Well, you had better find a way to make it work. Iβm not about to ask that old bag of a man for help...Iβd rather be flogged.
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SFMInflationSalesman In reply to Obesa-Obscura [2017-11-18 01:37:11 +0000 UTC]
Damn, i guess we could use men instead of cavalry, my plan was to use a strategy that emulates a bulls horns, we have to spear heads on each side of the battlefield, a main force in the middle and a reserve force, we would use our main force as a distraction faining retreat, drawing them into a trap which will be closed by the horns, the reserves will be released when needed
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Obesa-Obscura In reply to SFMInflationSalesman [2017-11-18 01:39:31 +0000 UTC]
Wolfhilde: *raises eyebrow* That is quite the plan, but with how little we have to work with I doubt that could work anyhow. Still, I like that approach. Iβll keep that in mind for another time...
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SFMInflationSalesman In reply to Obesa-Obscura [2017-11-18 01:41:16 +0000 UTC]
Thank you madamoiselle, i am honoured to hear that from someone of your status *bows*
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