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Published: 2017-11-17 07:45:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 5490; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 29
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For celebrating 600 watchers, I figured I'd blow up a character from a non-expansion series of mine. Her name is Wolfhilde, and she's from the same series Charlotte Grant and the previous Elizabeth are from. And honestly, Wolfhilde sort of does deserve to be inflated imo.Thank you for 600 watches. :3
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Gotta feel bad for dat armour tho. It looks ready to burst off any moment. :3
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Eh, it has emprisoned her beautiful body which must be freed
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True. It makes me wonder just how effective a ballooned up woman is in one on one combat. :3c
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A wrecking ball or a boulder
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Jeez, Iβm just imagining a blimped up woman knocking through a block of infantry like really bizarre and violent bowling...just like real life! :3
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Would be glorious
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And gory-ous. .3.
Ah, the Empire has a new secret weapon. :33
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And wolfhilde will become an even greater warrior
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All we need now is a really big cannon to launch her with. :3
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*plots and schemes*
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Mmmmmm time to spend thousands of taxpayersβ coins on some big ridiculous super-weapon. Ahhhh yeaaaaa boiiiiii.
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The somelarians wont suspect a thing
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Nope. Not the Jussixians, the Moroderans, or even the silly twats of Corinthia. They will all be much surprise. :333
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I dont think madamoiselle wolfhilde likes this tho
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She probably wonβt. She prefers keeping her womanly physique...and not being fired out of a cannon.
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Understandable though a silver tongue could change that
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I mean, you remember what guillaume did with mrs mildred
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True. But could it work on Wolfhilde?
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Find out on the next episode of great wind
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Well, Iβm sure the only sorcery practitioner on the continent could help you out...though she IS in the kingdom of Jussix (the counterpart to England).
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Adventure time, cmon grab you sword were going to a very distant land with guillaume the knight, wolfhilde the panzer elite, the war will never end its adventure time
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Well, at least until Stuart the (incompetent) Duke of Shrubberough tries to stop you. (Itβs that red knight oaf in the Elizabeth doodle).
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A dual will take place i assume
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Yes, and I imagine it being sort of like a bloodier version of the dual with the Black Knight in Monty Python, with good olβ Stuart being the Black Knight in this comparisson.
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He will make me sad? Is he a loonie?
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Well...yes, he is a loonie. His wife Elizabeth has to keep the daft bastard in check like heβs a manchild.
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Is he a good fighter
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...no. No, not really. He fights as good as Donald Trump leads...
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Well then, easy victory unless he has a giant or something
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Lol He doesnβt, but he DOES have a pretty tough army led by his wife. And the sorcerer woman. And arrows. So many arrows. Enough arrows to blot out the sun. :3
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Well shit
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...well, have fun with that! :3
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My shield has never failed me, neither shall the lady!
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Lol So whatβs your plan of attack? :3
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I cannot reveal it, for it is a secre
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Well, I AM an Imperial so itβs all cool. :3
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Im saving it, no one can know for there may be spies...
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If you insist. :3
...buuuuuut if you tell Wolfhilde your plan, she may have some helpful advise and may even like your plan. :33333
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Is wolfhilde here, for i also need to know our armies statistics
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Well, I mean she is right there in the pic. Sheβs a bit pissed off but sheβs here.
As for our βstatisticsβ?
...weβre like, 50 d00ds with a bunch of miscellaneous weapons and armour. Imperial taxpayerβs money at itβs finest, folks. With how bad taxes are, youβd THINK some of that would go to something worthwhile like giving the infantry better equipment than just a bunch of hand me downs.
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Madam wolfhilde, what is our cavalry situation?
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Wolfhilde: *awkwardly shifts around* ...I donβt have any cavalry. Iβm head of a garrison cadre.
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Ah, damn, well for my plan to work we need cavalry
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Wolfhilde: Well, you had better find a way to make it work. Iβm not about to ask that old bag of a man for help...Iβd rather be flogged.
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Are there farms nearby we could requisition horses from
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Wolfhilde: Unless you count sheep and goats as horses, then no.
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Damn, i guess we could use men instead of cavalry, my plan was to use a strategy that emulates a bulls horns, we have to spear heads on each side of the battlefield, a main force in the middle and a reserve force, we would use our main force as a distraction faining retreat, drawing them into a trap which will be closed by the horns, the reserves will be released when needed
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Wolfhilde: *raises eyebrow* That is quite the plan, but with how little we have to work with I doubt that could work anyhow. Still, I like that approach. Iβll keep that in mind for another time...
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Thank you madamoiselle, i am honoured to hear that from someone of your status *bows*
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