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Published: 2017-07-01 18:39:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 1463; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 10
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I'm getting very sick of people constantly PMing me about this despite how I have it listed on my profile page that I don't accept requests, AND THEN trying to force me to do their requests. Please stop. I am a human being, and should be treated as such. It's like, do any of you requesters even look through my main page? It wouldn't be so bad if people at least asked me for a commission or a trade (things that require work on their part) but it just feels like people expect me to make something for them for free. It's even worse when people start harassing me because they sent me a request and just expect me to do it because they want it, and then treat me like shit when I don't to it. Fuck you. Fuck you with a fucking spoon.*Sigh* Apologies for the rant, but Jesus Christ, can't people read?
UPDATE:
Thought I'd update this slightly.
No, it's not that I don't enjoy some of the ideas people have pitched to me. These days, I just feel burnt out with doing stuff like this. I'd rather just focus on my own work and maybe, MAYBE, do a pic of someone's OC or something if I feel like it and have the time.Β
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"CaN i HaVe A rEqUeSt?"
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Here's your super sexy OC, bud! I made her butt super big and her bewbies are SO HAWT. I hope I made her sexy enough for you. ;3Β Β Β Β Β Β
Super Sexy OC!
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OMG IKR?! SHEβS SO HAWT OMG A REAL 10/10 BOIIII
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lad you do you. You made your rules clear and people should follow them :UΒ Β
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I have a special gift to those who are persistent in their attempts to get me to do their OC. :3
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Here's your super sexy OC, bud! I made her butt super big and her bewbies are SO HAWT. I hope I made her sexy enough for you. ;3Β Β Β Β Β Β
Super Sexy OC!
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jesus XD I'm used to fucked up shit so that's funny grand scheme
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This is proof that, yes, I do in fact have a sense of humor. :3
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and here I thought you were a sentient suit of armor
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I am. But armour can have a sense of humour.
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βCan I have a request please?β
*gets a stickman of his oc*
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Lol I wouldn't do a stickman. XD
I would do something I'm sure they would love, even if it is a bit on the NSFW side. ;3
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Trust me, I know how you feel when it comes to stuff like this.
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Yeah.
People can be little fucking ass sausages sometimes.
They are always, ALWAYS, either some kid who wants something but doesn't have the money for it or some degenerate twat who thinks they're entitled to something. And on the rare times it isn't, it's usually someone who doesn't even bother to look through my main page first before asking something. It's like...really?
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I know, right? Hell, I dealt with one good example of a request-leecher by the name of happaxgamma. To put it shortly, he acts like a spoiled little piss-ant (not to mention he's also a hypocrite, since he favs tons of fetish art and even talks about it when he claims he's not into it) if you tell him "no" when he wants a request. Also, he even claims that he can use his OCs as "unlimited points", which he tried on me... It didn't work, though, since I never budged.
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Unlimited points? That's certainly bullshit.
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Literally, another d00d just commented on this post a few minutes ago mentioning that same twat. COINCIDENCE?Β
All joking aside, I've developed my own 'special' way of dealing with people like that...it's pretty dark, but OH MY GOD IT IS SO DAMN FUNNY SEEING THEIR REACTIONS. :3
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Your own special way of dealing with people like him, eh? Ooh, care to show me an example of it, out of curiosity~?
Oh, and he also stole two pics earlier from two people; GreatLordG and Ambipucca. Just to let you know, he did this while being blocked by them and he wound up getting blasted HARD for it. Hell, even I told him off for it prior to blocking him, not to mention I even warned him not to steal any of my pics if I blocked him. Otherwise, I would not be happy at all.
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How this exemplar of intelligence hasn't been kicked off of DeviantArt is a mystery to me.
I am so glad you asked. :3
Well, starting this year, I began using a mascot in all of my signatures in nearly all of the pics I uploadΒ
(here's a good example:Β
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I named him "Apollyon", and while a lot of my watchers have asked for a solo pic of him, I've declined making such a thing as this disgusting creature serves one main function: to "punish" any such requesters. Basically, what I do is when someone keeps pestering me over and over for a request, I suddenly start playing nice and catering to their every whim, making them think that I'm going to draw for them some amazing, super detailed pic of what-the-fuck-ever and thus getting their hopes up...only to draw a picture of their character that...well...isn't quite what they asked for. I don't personally like drawing gore or anything graphic normally, but I make an exception here by drawing their character being torn to shreds, usually in horrific and stomach-churning ways, by Apollyon. I then link it to them, telling them that it's their finished request. They are then grossed and creeped out and start crying to me, and I simply reply with ":3" each time they note me or comment. It's morbid, yeah, but pretty goddamn funny imo.Β
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Oh my god that's hilarious!
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Yes. Yes it is. :3
Gotta love having one dark sense of humour, am I right? XD
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Indeed. He told me not to put farts in the pic he wanted me to draw (just a personal kink of mine) though I felt like doing it just out of spite.
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Heh Now THATβs the way to go! :3
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Ooh, nice method~! I'm probably thinking of just drawing a half-assed stick figure for people who act like that.
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Pretty fitting imo.
Put in as much effort as they did. :3c
i.e. none.
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Aye. Sure, it sounds basic, but I think it can work.
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I think so too!
Give them a taste of their own bile. :333333
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The red eyes are a great touch. I know the feeling of being asked for a request when you don't do them.
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Yeah. Sometimes it makes me wonder if people actually HAVE braincells or if that's just a crazy fantasy. :/
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Yeah, two recent examples come to my mind but I'll just tell one of em. There was this user named happaxgamma who watched me for a few minutes before I blocked him who asked me to draw his oc's ass (no joke, he really asked me that) and when I said no he said no one wanted to draw his oc's, after that I blocked him, but I wasn't the only one he was pestering for a request.
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I fucking hate people like that.
Like, maybe there's a REASON why no one wants to draw your OC?Β
Like you being an annoying twat?Β
Fuck that guy.
I swear the name sounds familiar...
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Yeah I told someone else to block him and when I did she told me she already did block him for asking for a commission then not having the points for said commission asking for a request afterwards and then demanding points from her afterwards.
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The level of stupidity is legendary.
Also, funny you mentioned that guy. Another person just commented on this post mentioning him as well. I guess he's spreading like the cancer he is. :3
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Yep, got faved a journal calling him out a few minutes ago and I've got a journal about this son of a bitch coming Christmas Eve.
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Sounds like a wonderful Christmas ya got comin' up.Β
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Unless it involves invading Russia, otherwise NO IS NO. :3
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No one invades Russia! (Except the Mongrels, they are the exception)Β
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True. Damn shame ol' Charlie Rex, Napoolean, and Lil' Adolf didn't get the memo.
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Walpole got the memo.
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Walpole always gets the memo. :3
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I will confess...requests do get annoying. But in my experience, if they ask for requests and if I choose to accept them, they better not expect it right away, since I'm not getting anything in return. Heck, it would do them better if they could write or draw what they want instead of asking someone else to do their work for them.
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