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Arrrrg, Drama Club. Zangan was right, this town is a nightmare!
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Because they're resourceful.
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Nibelheim looks remarkably unburnt for some reason. SHINRA, why are you covering things up, hmm? Ooh, another thespian! If he's a thief too, then he can join our troupe!
No. Absolutely not.
Okay 
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I'm surprised they didn't replace the town with a question mark.
Is it because everyone in the game is taller than you? Being shorter than Cait Sith is pretty embarrassing, Zidane.
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This would have been infinitely more amusing.
Leader, don't lash out at the world for your height problems! Just drink milk like little Link did!
Chateau romani's too expensive.
Okay, fine! I'll go steal it, then.
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Wait, Yuffie, don't go! There's fucking ALIENS at that ranch!
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What if it's ALIEN MONEY?
What if they don't have enough glartox to buy a peupa'tator?
You know how you've always wanted one of those!
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-gasps- ALIEN MONEY?! You freaks said you had cold, hard gil. I'm going home to my dad!
Aliens: We have materia and a peupa'tator.
M-materia?! Why didn't you say so before? Ooh, and a peupa'tator~ I've always wanted one of those.
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I have some soft, warm Gil if you want that.
THE THINGS I SAY ARE MADE OF STUPID.
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Soft? Warm? Little gils of fur? That...exists? Does not compute.
INCORRECT. THEY ARE MADE OF AWESOME.
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I don't know if it does, but it sure sounds creepy!
I had no idea my words were so fun.
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Not as creepy as Hojo or Don Corneo, though.
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Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest and most excellent fancy.
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Stop, you're making me laugh!
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Lol I find the Nibelheim scene so awkward, but your version makes it better! XD
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But not any less awkward.
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Everyone should have eyebrows that match their mustache!
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I know mine do.
Wait... does that mean I don't have any eyebrows?
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What happened to my eyebrows?!
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I think he died in a fire or something.
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Good to see you've been pumping out updates while I've been gone. 8D
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I am always pumping out!
...
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Holy baloney... MY MIND IS TERRIBLY DIRTY.
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But we already know that!
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Yes, I suppose it is quite obvious.
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Little does Cloud know that Marty is the skull Therpsian is holding.
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I don't
what is
I can't
what even...?!
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Oh Lord. I just realized something. That skull has to be Murry, the murderous and malevolent master of evil that just so happens to be nothing more than a skull from the Monkey Island series! Shinra has no idea the horror they have unleashed upon the world!
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Nah, it's just Marty. He's going to do a puppet show with Cloud's Mom's bones next!
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Oooooh! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN...t.
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Oh! So Shinra hired some thespians to replace Nibelheim's population. 
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THIS GAME makes sense.
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When something happens it always the transition's fault. I feel sorry for the skull for being near the wannabe Shakespeare.
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Dead people shouldn't be exposed to such bad acting.
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They're...talking...like Cloud's voice actor...in DISSIDIA!
DRAMATIC PAUSES ARE DRAMATIC!
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No, those are pauses at the end of... every sentence. Kind of like... this. It go extremely annoying and made me want to tear his... fucking head off. Squall's voice was pretty... annoying too.
So, yes, they are talking like that.
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Actually, a lot of the Dissidia voices ticked me off. I think the only ones that didn't bother me were Cecil, Firion, Warrior of Light, and Golbez.
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Golbez is by far the best. By faaaaar.
Warrior of Light sounded like a super hero to me, Firion was... sigh, do you have to do a voice in EVERY game, Johnny Yong Bosh? His voice only works for really kind hearted innocent characters... and I think Firion was always too 2 dimensional for that, er, anyway, and Cecil was... um, the second best? I forgot what was annoying about him, it's been a while. :<
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